10. In biology class, dissect least popular student
9. Automatic "A" in spanish if you've ever eaten at Taco Bell. 8. Everyday at 2 PM: schoolwide booty call
7. Instead of "Father of Our Country," refer to Washington as the "Puff Daddy of Our Country.
6. When handing out condoms, throw in a free motel room.
5. Give 10 points extra credit for each body piercing.
4. New curriculum: reading, writing, and wrecking stuff
3. Simplify geography to "America" and "them foreign bastards".
2. Sex ed. includes weekly field trip to Hooters.
1. Fail a test, win a dirt bike.
This is not all that funny...