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THE TOP TEN CHANGES AT NASA TO ACCOMMODATE 77 YEAR OLD JOHN GLENN'S RETURN TO SPACE ABOARD THE SHUTTLE "DISCOVERY":

10. All important devices now operated by "The Clapper."
9. Shuttle's thermostat set at 80 degrees.
8. Shuffleboard court installed in cargo bay.
7. "Early Bird" specials from Morrison's Cafeteria included on menu.
6. One video monitor specifically designated for "Matlock."
5. Little bowls of candy scattered randomly about the ship.
4. Top speed of shuttle set at 25 miles per hour.
3. Installed a new bifocal windshield.
2. Space pants now go up to armpits.
And the #1 change at NASA to accommodate John Glenn's return to space aboard the Shuttle "Discovery":
1. Left-blinker left on for entire mission! I dont who I stole this one from