The Notorious D.O.G.'s
ONE-LINERS
Q: What did Bill Gates' wife say to him on their wedding
night ?
A: "Now I know why you named your company
Microsoft !"
Q. Why do married men like blowjobs so much?
A. 15
minutes of silence.
How do you make a bitch scream twice during sex?
Fuck
her in the ass and wipe your dick on the curtains.
Why is a beer better than a woman?
You can enjoy a beer
all month long.
A frigid beer is good.
A beer doesn't care when you come.
When a beer goes flat you can toss it.
A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer.
A beer never gets a headache.
If you pour a beer right, you always get a good head.
you can share a beer with a friend.
You always know when you're the first one to pop a beer.
A beer is always wet.
You can have a beer in public.
You don't have to wash a beer before it tasts good.
A beer doesn't get pregnant.
A beer doesn't have parents.
You can say whatever you want to a beer.
A beer doesn't care if you are late.
And you can always have several different beers and not
feel guilty.
Why is a Failed marriage like a hurricane ?
There is a lot of blowing at the start, then you loose your
house !!!!
What does a hillbillies girl and the "Una bomber" have in
common?
They've both been fingered by their brother!
What did one lesbian frog say to the other?
You know we do taste like chicken