Attention all little borglets: go to deck C-8 of the Cube. Mama Borg is planing a slide show of the history of the Borg.
Attention all little borglets: go to deck C-8 of the Cube. Mama Borg is planing a slide show of the history of the Borg.
Welcome all you little borgs & borgets. Today we will be studing the history of
the Borg. To do this we will be using slides. 8 of 9, please show the first slide.
This is what all of you will look like when you grow up. Now you have somthing
to look forward to!
Now...Uh... "*whisper* 8 of 9, I thought I told you to leave that out!" This
was one of our ..uh.. less fortunant ocurances. Next!
Now then, This is where we *almost* took over earth & asimalated everyone on it!
This is a rare specimin, a thing known as a "tribble". We got it off of a fat,
drunk, mercinary we assimalated. We decided to assimalat it, & we were succesful
, except for one thing, they keep reproducing at such a rapid rate, that decks 11
through 16 are totaly filled with "tribbles", & no one has the borg heart to kill
them.
Ah, she was one of our best, untill those darn Feddies got there grubby little hands on her!
That's probebly a familer sight-HOME! And look, theres one of us re-powering now.
There's what we do best.
In ancint Earth times there was a supposed genius names "Bill Gates", but we now have him working in OPS.
Its the Queen - at least, she used to be.
Look! We have our own game!
Well that concludes out little slide show. Go home in peace & remember, "WE ARE
THE PERFECT BEING!"
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