The Quientessiantial Asian Test

Do you type like ThIs?

Are your favorite brands Tommy and Nautica?

Do you wear really large puffy jackets....when it's 100 degrees 
outside?

Do you claim to be "NiGgAs"...when in fact you are asian?

Do you wear extremely large pants (for the guys) or really tight 
black flares (for the girls)?

For females: Do you have bleached blonde nappy hair? or Do you 
have nappy blonde streaks in your hair?  Must you have a purse
with the name brands: Kenneth Cole, POLO SPORT, DKNY, or PRADA?

Do you ONLY listen to HIP HOP and R&B? and think that everything
else is crap?

Do you believe that every older male or female is your "kuya" or
"ate"?

Is Photomakers or any other one hour picture taking place your 
second home?



If you have answered YES to one or more of these questions...especially
the one concerning typing (i.e. like ThIs)...you may be a quentessiantial 
asian.  If by chance you are, stop what you are doing and jump of an 
extremely tall building. The members of AAQA are extremely frustrated
with people who resemble the portrait the questions of above.  These 
poor lost souls do not realize that they look like baffoons and these
poor idiot-morons should be stopped. If you should see a queintessiantial
asian or a "typical" asian it is your duty as a normal human being to 
set them straight.  The world can not take anymore human beings looking
like that.

Please for the sake of mankind...slap those people till they 
gain their sense!!!

Thank you, come again
Signed, AAQA...

founding members (Jay-Lynn, Elaine, & Chuck)


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