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When I was younger, I was fortunate to learn piano, oboe, guitar and some flute. Not only did I learn how to play beautiful music (depending who the composer was,) I also learned to appreciate a good "music" joke. Here are a couple of the good ones... PS. My brother is a trumpet player....
How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between a trumpet player and the rear end of a horse? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between trumpet players and government bonds? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why can't gorillas play trumpet? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The best recording of the Haydn Trumpet Concerto is Music Minus One. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ In an emergency a jazz trumpeter was hired to do some solos with a symphony orchestra. Everything went fine through the first movement, when she had some really hair-raising solos, but in the second movement she started improvising madly when she wasn't supposed to play at all. After the concert the conductor came round looking for an explanation. She said, "I looked in the score and it said 'tacit'-- so I took it!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between a trumpet and a chain saw? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is a gentleman? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How many trumpets does it take to change a light bulb? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do trumpet players traditionally greet eachother? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do trumpet players use for birth control? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What did little Johnny's mother tell him when he said "I want to be a trumpet player when I grow up"? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What would a trumpet player do if he won a million dollars? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did the chicken cross the road? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpet player's car? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a lead trumpet player with half a brain? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How many trumpet players does it take to change a lightbulb? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you get a trumpet player to play fff? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between a free jazz trumpeter and a terrorist? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Three famous trumpet players are up in an airplane. One of them says, "I'll throw out a 100 dollar bill and make someone very happy." The one next to him says, "I'll throw out two 50 dollar bills, and make two people very happy." The other one said, "I'll throw five 20's out the door, and make five people happy." The pilot, who was their conductor, said, "Why don't all three jump, and make the whole band very happy?" ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the range of a trumpet player? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How many jazz trumpeters does it take to change a light bulb? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you get a trumpet player to play softly? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the nickname for a bassoon? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is a burning oboe good for? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why did the chicken cross the road? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Is there any difference between the sound of a clarinet and that of a cat in heat? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
Why do clarinetists place their cases on the dashboard? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the definition of a nerd? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you put down a tenor saxophone? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the purpose of the bell on a bass clarinet? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What do you get when you remove half a bass clarinetist's brain? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you get a clarinetist out of a tree?
A man walked out to a meat store looking for some brains for dinner. He looked at the selections:
How do you know when a clarinet player is at your house? ------------------------------------------------------------------------
What's the difference between a clarinet solo and scraping your nails down the blackboard? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ What do you call 20 clarinetists at the bottom of the ocean? A good start. ------------------------------------------------------------------------
How do you stop an oboe from being stolen?
How do you make a saxophone sound like a clarinet?
How do you know when a clarinetist has died?
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