Girl 1: Oh cutie got it goin' ON! Girl 2: Cute? What? That dirty motherfucker? Girl 1: You buggin'! Girl 2: Ain't no buggin', he's some ugly motherfucker. Girl 1: You buggin', no -- look at his disposition, shorty gotta stride! Girl 2: What stride? Ugly motherfucker, he ain't shit. Girl 1: See, that's my plate, brother may kill me like that. Girl 2: You got mad sour flavor on shorty, cuz that ain't shit at all... Girl 1: I'm -- yo G, I don't think he realizes it. Look at him! Girl 2: Look at what? Dirty motherfucker, he ain't shit. Girl 1: Hahaha, you don't see what I see, B. Girl 2: I don't see nothing, you ain't blind, sisso. Girl 1: True, true. Just look at him, just look at his disposition! Verse One: Ol Dirty Bastard Approach the school nine thirty, you're late This time happy the solution was my date. Get in your class, walk to your chair pop is all you see and then occasionally stare At the teacher, more, tune in to we're clocking ya. Lean back at this girl kept clockin' ya hood Simulated from a [sensimilia] blonde, tell the young girl "Baby, you're the one I want." She doesn't respond, pretends to ignore so you say to yourself, it be her old and sore mentally pitchin' lies, the aim on the board as hot and wild pussy you cannot afford this Oooh, what slim and trim was my inner friend Dear, quietly I want him to know my boots, to rap out loose in my class, but I kept sayin' the size of my dick and that ass. So I turned around to arrange a date. Swinging episode, baby number one's gotta say it She popped a gum, cold twist to come I said "Baby, how you feel?" She said "Sure" Then I said "sure", I just found my thrill wear it in the classroom, know I'm Blueberry Hill Cause what I said just bottled her hate. She put her face on the chest, this is what the bitch said: "Because of you I aint hurting, but then my within my heart Cause no, I'm not right to be flirtin, but our relationship has to start. You're the one that I'm clocking, stop or you could stop mockin' Don't want you to see me cry, this is why, this is why, this is why!" Verse Two: [???] I met a girl named Chandra, from way down yonder Apple of my eye had a snapple and some fries Forgot the ketchup, thats when i pressed up "I've been watching you mowing your lawn". The thoughts were flowin', while im holding the pawn. "Hey whats that on your menu?", from there we continued. And talk about this and that and chit and chat. Sipped on the coke then I stroked the back. As she giggled and i wiggled to the bra, she said "nah!", thats when her nipples popped hard (?). Big thang, who did nothing but the spank, at parties, drink bacardi and didnt think. Just act silly, with his brother willy, another hillbilly gettin' ill with the philly. In moonshine, but theres a new time of day, on the stoop doing the Pat Duke, okay? Its like that old flip flaps through the shoulder caps(?) The old platform shoes took apple jacks(?) chub! chub! Interlude: Ol Dirty Bastard Yo, you niggaz, niggaz be actin like they be lovin them, them them fancy bitches I, I likes me a nasty bitch Bitch that's willing to do anything at any given time Bitch gotta be nasty cuz I'm a nasty nigga I do anything baby, I wouldn't give a fuck what it was I'll, ah, anything - I'm a nasty motherfucker girl Verse Three: Ol Dirty Bastard I'm just sittin' right, in my class at a quarter to ten right? Waiting patiently for the class to begin right? Teacher says "open up your texts, you! read the first paragraph on oral sex!" I said "Oral sex!, what kind of class is this?!" Yo, next to me said "whats wrong with you man?, this is a lesson that makes you feel fine, kinda ease your nerves and relax your mind!" I said "Don't try to use no hypnotic spell!" She said "Be my assistant, I'd show rather tell!" My knees buckled heart started to drop my dick grew to a size that my nerve couldnt stop I tried to run! She yelled out "freeze!" Pulled down my draws, dropped to her knees Ripped of my draws as if she had claws broke the rules that defined sex laws She responded quick, with a slick, welcoming kiss and a ice cream lick Oooh I begged, I begged, "Easy on my balls, they're fragile as eggs." Part 2 coming up...