Employment Opportunities
on the Island of Deth! |
| Help wanted! |
- Guard
- Minion
- Network Administrator
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| Guard: | must have at least the equivalent of a black belt in at least two martial arts styles and maintain top physical condition. When confronting an unarmed opponent, guards must be willing to attack one at a time, growling and dancing about until it is their "turn". At the end of each fight, dragging skills are a plus. Comprehensive health and dental benefits. |
| Minion: | must have lived at least two years on the streets of a major city, selling body for next hit. Experience with crank, horse, LSD, pot and swank a plus. Duties include unmonitored stirring, pouring and intravenous testing of "things". |
| Network Administrator: | must be Microsoft certified in Windows 2000, NT and CE, know Java, C++, DHTML and be level 9 wizard in AD&D. Magic missile a must. Duties will include setting up LAN to interface with elaborate security measures, including lasers, poison gas and blowguns. No fatties. |
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