TB: MaX let's cut right to the chase and talk about what all of our screamin' teen readers want to know: do you have a girlfriend? MaX: Well, I always say why buy the cow if you can just drink the milk you know what I mean! TB: I don't think I do. Do you mean you're single? MaX: Why, baby? You want a date? Cuz MaX will gladly oblige. TB: MaX, please stop massaging my neck. All right, let me ask you this... If we were to open your CD player right now what would we find? MaX: Well you know I like stuff that I can fight to - you know what I'm saying! Right now I'm really into KORN, Metallica and Brittney Spears. TB: Brittney? MaX: Spears! She is the shit !!!! Brittney rocks the house! When "Hit me Baby One more Time" comes on I feel like I can kick anybody's ass. Not to mention she's pretty damn hot in dat schoolgirl outfit! TB: You know she's 17, MaX. MaX: So are you! What's the problem wit dat?! TB: I guess none for you MaX. One last question: can you make a prediction on the outcome of the Tournament of Deth? MaX: Do I really need to...? Come on - we all know who's gonna kick some rooty poo ass!!!! THE MAXIMUM, MAX "Sure to Whoop you ASS" SHURE, BABY !!!!!! Be like me! MaX Shure! Be like me! MaX Shure! TB: Awesome... and MaX? MaX: Be like me! MaX Shure! Be like me! TB: Get your hand off my ass, MaX. I have Mace. MaX: I'll call you, baby.