Chapter 6: A Scream that can wake the Dead.Location: Just outside of Earths defence radars
AC looks at view screen of Earth. AC: Where to land? Where to land?
Destin: We could land next to House of Place. Your Highness.
AC: Shut up! We are here now, we might as well take a look at these humans.
Destin: Yes your highness.
AC: Hmm.. I guess it has to be a calculated landing decision then.
AC picks up a gun and closes his eyes and aims at the view screen, a suction dart fires from the gun and sticks to the screen. AC: Ahh.. talk about mental exertion. Where did it hit Destin? *rubbing his forehead*
Destin: A small town called Raderie.
AC: Hmm.. well, it must be fate that we go there then.
AC flys his battle craft to the dark side of the moon and uses his lambor-craft to fly to the town of Raderie. AC: Ok Destin, becareful where you land.
Destin: Yes your highness.
AC hears crushing metal below his feet. AC: What are you doing Destin??
Destin: Hmm.. I apologise your highness, but we have landed on another craft.
AC: What?! I didn't know that these humans have space crafts.
Destin: Oh well, I guess we could always pay for the damages later.
AC: Hmm, you're right I'm a Princess and I can do whatever I like.
Destin: Yes your highness.
The lambor-craft halts in mid-flight and crashes down on the craft below. Destin: oops..
AC: oops??.. what do you mean by that Destin!!
Destin: I apologise your Highness but the craft below has crushed our boosters and now we are.. hmm.. like a rock in water.
AC: *slaps his forehead* Why couldn't I get a better guardian!!
After a long time discussing the situation to Destin with colourful words. AC decides that this might not be a bad idea since he is still alive and single. AC: Let's go explore Destin.
Destin: Yes your highness.
AC heads towards a big white house he sees just outside the woods. AC: Well head for that place it looks official.
Destin: Yes your highness
AC avoids the setting sun and tries to keep in the shadows. Destin: What are you doing your highness?
AC: I'm trying not to be seen by these low life humans.
Destin: As you say your highness.
Reaching the big white house AC sees a window open on the second floor and hits the hover button on his belt. Destin: Is that wise your highness?
AC: Shut up!
Destin: Yes your highness.
AC: *I wonder what I'm going to find in this place*
AC hovers to the window and sticks his head in, with Destin just above his head. Woman: ARRRHHHHHHHH.. PERVERT!!!!!!!
A massive mallet appears in the womans hand and slams straight onto the floating head outside her window. AC hits the ground hard.
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