From: "Elaine K" 
To: maboid@yahoo.com 
Subject: Sherlock 
Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 19:09:03 -0400 
         
 Shalom Bonsieur:

(little combo never hurt anyone).....lol

Drifter.....Drifter.....
Wherefore art thou, Drifter?
And why is it....
that when I again checked your ad....
Suddenly --
there was brand new wording!
Alas!
I WOULD come right away,
bringing a large, false-bottomed suitcase,
so I can smuggle you across the border, but --
HARK!!!!
I am now confused -
could it be?
No.....tell me Nooooo!
Or......
on the other hand --
Might it be?
Am I responding to
Dr. Jekyll
OR
Mr. Hyde???

Horrors!
Am I in The Twilight Zone?

Quick!
Summon my handmaidens!
I fear
that I
shall
indeed
faint.

If you are my own true love -
do not hide
behind a veil of mystery -
I implore you
to
shed that musty black mask -
and

REVEAL YOURSELF TO ME.
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Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 19:21:50 -0700 (PDT) 
From: ma boid  
Subject: Tompor 
To: Elaine K 
         
  Je suis desolated, mon cheerry d'amour!
 i did not mean to destroy the Drifter.
i clicked on "create new ad". 
And i fell into my own trap. 
The site accepts only 1 (one) ad per computer. 
But do not fret, mon petit chou-chou!
i shall resurrect Drifter and post him
on another site, if you want to date both
of us. i'll be jealous but i'll deal with
the pain, and i'll try to understand.

http://zukini1.tripod.com/index-13.html
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From: "Elaine K" 
To: maboid@yahoo.com 
Subject: Re: Tompor 
Date: Wed, 13 Jun 2001 22:38:16 -0400 
         
 "Hooray", she shouted with glee.....
"I've always DREAMED of dating twins!!!"
However --
there IS one slight problem!
Which twin has the Toni????

Do you have a REAL name?  
Or is that your REAL name on that
Drivers' License, or whatever?  
I am so confused!  lol

I've been told that I "march to the beat 
of a different drummer" but -
- after corresponding with YOU - 
I'm beginning to think I am VERY conservative!

Are you REALLY a designer, 
as your "new identity" ad implies?  
If so, just WHAT do you design?

Curiousity killed Ms. Katz!

Ciao,
FiFi LaDeux (in the flesh!)

Date: Thu, 14 Jun 2001 12:56:56 -0700 (PDT) 
From: ma boid 
Subject: L'Union Jacques 
To: Elaine K 
         
 i'm a designer, cause i design stuff.
But, mainly i'm a designer, cause
i have designs on you, mo'p'ti' poupoun.

So, beware!
ouiouiouioui, babe...