A cat always hits the litterbox.





You have a better chance of training a cat.





You never have to spend time with your cat’s mother.





If you ask enough times, a cat may actually
LISTEN to you.





You can de-claw a cat...try to get a
Man to clip his toenails.





It’s okay if a cat rubs up against your best friend.





A cat knows you’re the key to his happiness
...A man thinks he is.





A cat matures as it grows older.





It is legal in all states to neuter a cat.





"Meow" is never a lie.





Unlike a man, a cat can fend for itself.





Cats can’t show love without meaning it.





The only thing a cat expects you to "put out" is
Food, water, and a clean litter box.





When a cat sleeps all day it’s natural, not annoying.





Cats clean themselves every day.





Back hair on cats is cute.





To buy a fancy dinner for a cat only cost 35¢.




A cat’s friend is less likely to be annoying.






Cats don’t belch complete sentences.