Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
About your age and start bragging about it.
If someone tells you you’re getting old,
You squash his/hers toes with your rocking chair.
The older we get, the fewer things seem
Worth waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
I want people to know "why" I look this
Way. I’ve traveled a long way and some of the
Roads weren’t paved.
Maturity is that time when you know when to say yes
And when to say no, and when to say "WHOOPEE!".
How old would you be if you didn’t know
How old you are?
When you would like to go back to your youth...think
Of math in school, the heartbreaks of the teen years
And the bumps in the road of life you have
Already survived.
You know you are getting old when everything
Either dries up or leaks.
The golden years are really metallic years; gold in the
Tooth, silver in your hair and lead in the rear.
Life would be infinitely happier if we could
Only be born at the age of 80 and gradually
Approach 18.
Old age seldom arrives smoothly or quickly.
It is more often a succession of jerks.
Yeah, being young is beautiful but old
Is comfortable.
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