And she also tells me that you used to say"Bam Bam want the bottle",well I am not so sure about that,but if she thinks so,well it is all right with me.
Now this is really a tough one to believe,but she also said,she "sang" to me.Of course I have to admit that made me one very lucky puppy.
Of course I play a game with her letting her think I dont know what she has,as she shakes the bag,and she say's"Bam Bam I have popcorn".
Of course she has "POPCORN".she underestimates my "NOSE".
Then she say's "you cant have none".Well I have news for her,I know just what to do.
Up on my "BOTTOM" I go,and she can't resist.Foolish "MOM",smart "BAM BAM".
At night I dream about that "DOOR".Of course you are wondering why a smart dog like I am has a fascination with a "DOOR".
On the other side are "CATS",and I know if I wait I can get out there,and "CHASE" them,and yell at them in my loudest voice"RUN RUN",and they do.Except for a very nasty "CAT" named "SPIKE".
Do you know what he say's to me? Well I am a good dog,and I wont repeat what he say's,but if I ever get a hold of him,he is going to look like this one below,that I taught a lesson to last week.
Of course I am only kidding about this "KITTY" below,but a fellow can dream can't he?
She tells me I was so sick,she had to feed me with a "BOTTLE".And it wasn't to long,before I knew what the bottle was by sight.
Now of course,I am a "BIG" dog,so when its snack time for "MOM",I always know.I can smell that delicious aroma of "POPCORN".It nearly causes me to chase my tail,before she gets in to the room with it.
Most of the day,I am sleeping,or playing with my "BUD",until I hear that "DOOR" open.Or even some times I lurk under the table,or the chair,or just waiting for that "DOOR",to open.
I dont know if doggies day dream or not,but this is mine.So I have to say "BEWARE CATS",BAM BAM lives here to.
See this fence? On the other side,is a nasty "ROOSTER",I would love to get to him,but I am just a little bit afraid of him.
Well there he is right now!!! I just love to tease him.I run up and down this side,and he runs up and down that side,and I tell him"YOU CANT GET ME".
I dont know what he said to me,because I dont speak "CHICKEN",and I dont care to learn it.That way,my feelings wont be hurt.
BUT,there are some others over there,that when that "ROOSTER",is not looking,I sneak over,and boy,do I give them a run.
But,as soon as I get a good head of steam up,"MOM",comes out and yells "BAM BAM",in that tone she uses when I am in trouble.
This is what those other "CHICKENS" look like:
Now I have to go in,but I will get even with those "CHICKENS",I may be a "DOG",but I can "DAY DREAM",and this is what I have in store for those "CHICKENS",if I ever get the chance.
There are "FENCES",all around "MY" yard,and one the other side of this "FENCE",there is a thing that makes a terrible racket every day.
"MOM",said it was a "DONKEY",and it does this"BRAY BRAY",and I really bark when I hear that.
I like to bark any way,but that gives me a reason.
And he looks like this:
If I could just get over there,I would sure show him a thing or two.
As you can see there are fences all around my "YARD",on all four sides.This is in the back of my "YARD",behind some really big "BUSHS".
On the other side,is a couple of mean old "DOGS". I dont know what kind they are,but they wont even let me poke my little nose through so I can look at them.
Here is what one of them looks like.
Now he dont look so "FIERCE",I bet I could teach him a thing or to,If I had a chance.
This is my favorite part of these "FENCES",I have found a big old "HOLE",and when "MOM" is not looking,I sneak out for little proweling on my own.
Now,I am not really a "FRAIDY CAT",but when I saw these,I made the "HOLE",a little bigger, as I scooted for home.
"MOM",saw me comeing,and I was useing all the speed,my four little legs could muster.Boy,was I glad to get in the house.I dont think I will go out that "HOLE" again.
Now,I dont want you to think I am not a "SHAREING" puppy.There are a lot of strange things in my "YARD".I dont even know most of what they are,except for these.
And since they stay in that "TREE",all the time,I dont get a chance to "PLAY",with them.
They do land in my "YARD",because they are after this:
But there are some really awfull things in my "YARD" to.This one "BUZZS" around my head,and "MOM" is always yelling at me,to get away from that "BEE". Now what on earth is a "BEE"? It looks sort of like that thing that stays in the tree.What do you think?
Often when I am playing "STICK",I see these strange looking fellows in my "YARD". I always ask them to play,but they either run from me,or just sit there shakeing their heads,or "HOP" away.
And these other "THINGS",just sit around,in the "SUN",and do nothing.
Well,I guess thats about all,about my "YARD",but there is more for you to see.Please check out my "HOMELESS" friends,on the next page.
