Scott's "Bert & Ernie Are Evil" Page
Bert and Ernie are not only gay, but encourage our young people
to smoke.
As
suspected by the CIA, Bert and Ernie are trusted military advisors to
Saddam, often providing him with important information on U.S. military secrets,
such as the actual location of Seseme Street.
Bert (you have to look closely, directly behind the poster
of BinLaden) at a Taliban assembly in Kabul just before the U.S.
invaded.
This photo was taken just before an inteview with ABC's Peter
Jennings. It is a little known fact that Bert is BinLaden's media advisor,
drawing on his years of experience with PBS.
Bert with Hitler in September of 1939. It's a little known
fact that Bert was the mastermind behind the tactic of Blitzkrieg. He also
encouraged Hitler to invade Poland. Bert was also a Luftwaffe Ace,
boasting 124 air victories...Most of them consisting of big yellow birds while
piloting the infamous ME-262.
Mugshots of Bert and Ernie after their arrest in Virginia
for Prostitution of Sheep, and Distributing Crack Cocaine.
It's also a little know fact that Bert practices Satanism.
Here, we see Bert placing Ernie's rubber duckie on the alter to Satan as a sacrifice.
Bert on Jerry.
Enough said.
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