All About Your Lovely Leader!




Name: Mistress Misty Mungojerrie Mistofflies Morrison

Stage Name: Mistique

Professional Names: Principal Misty, Chaircat Misty, 
HRH Queen Misty, Ms. Misty Morrison, President Misty

Nicknames: Babycats, Nutty-Pie, Puttiums, Fido Dido, 
Grumpy Cats, Softpaws, Misty Cat, Purrbaby, 
Yellow-Eyes, Little Grey Ghost, Sweetie-Kitty, 
Misty-baby, Lovely-cat, Velvety-Fur, Crazy Cat Pufftail,
Furry-kitten, Whiskery Cat and Purrfect Puss

Breed: Domestic Shorthair/Russian Blue mix
Fur Colour: Grey with silver highlights
Eye Colour: Golden-green

True Birthdate: Unknown    
Celebrated Birthday: March 25
Arrived to Rule the Morrisons: July 25, 1992
Place of Birth: Somewhere in Thunder Bay
Place of Residence: Sleeping bag on Kaelyn's bed
Age: 5, almost 6   Sign: Pisces
Status: Juggling boyfriends, Black Bart and the 
sleeping bag
Education: CLAW University Bachalor of Feline 
Arts degree and Master Feline degree

Jobs: Principal and teacher in the Catland School 
System, teacher at Pawprint Society, Events Board 
Chaircat, Newzletter and Mewsletter reporter, 
author, artist's model, exterminator 
(specialty: rodents), vacuum cleaner, security 
guard, meditation coach, Bedsheet-Monster Hunter, 
Professional Lego-Soccer Player, slaveowner and 
Object of Beauty.

Hobbies: Heat-hogging, couch-stealing, 
newspaper-walking-on, windowsill-perching, 
car-watching, bird-observing, treat-snacking, 
beauty-sleeping (not that I need it!) and 
household-ruling.

Favourite sport: Lego-soccer, counter-leaping, 
crazed sprinting and lap-climbing
Favourite colour: grey and yellow
Favourite TV Show: The X-files
Favourite Book: "The Cat Who Said Cheese" by Lilian 
Jackson Braun
Favourite Food: Tuna, Pounce Tartar Control treats 
in Ocean Whitefish and Crab flavour and angelica root
or catnip
Favourite Drink: Whiskas UltraMilk

Biggest Strength: My beauty, my grace, my intelligence, 
my glamour, my charisma, my stylishness, my sweetness, 
my athletic ability, my winning personality and my 
modesty
Biggest Weakness: I barf a lot

Favourite Memory: The first time I saw myself in a 
mirror.  
Worst Memory: When I went to the vet to be declawed.
Biggest Adventure: Outwitting the evil feather toy, 
dueling with the tissue paper, exploring the 
vent.....the list goes on and on!  I'm such a brave 
and adventurous kitty!
Most humilating moment: When my humans found me lying 
drunk on the floor from angelica root!

Hero: Salem the Cat and Koko
Ambition: To rule the world