There's a rapidly growing industry called "Fantasy Camps". Wealthy jock- wannabes pay large sums of money to hang out with professional athletes and pretend they're one of the guys. They're treated just like training camp rookies - the main differences being they're all paying for the privilege (Michael Jordan charges $15,000 for his five day camp) and that everybody gets cut at the end of the week. Each spring, I'm able to do something similar. I'm not a "real" sports journalist. Specializing in college hockey sportswriting and broadcasting usually doesn't support a wife and three children, so my various exploits in these areas are more hobbies than anything else (i.e. I'm not about to give up my day job). As the Division II/III correspondent for US College Hockey, I also get to help cover the Division I championships each season. Having full press credentials and unlimited access to the coaches and players is kind of like a sportswriting fantasy camp for me. It allows me to experience and write about the weekend from both a writer's and fan's perspective. This year, as in the past, I came away with the feeling that I would love to cover this great sport full time, as well as the realization that I probably wouldn't enjoy it as much if I did. THURSDAY Well, the fan part of me was definitely in control as I got to the rink two and a half hours early. The Fleet Center is a beautiful facility, but the press area is nine stories off the ground, a far cry from last year's games at the Bradley center, where the press had seats at ice level. You could tell who the guys were from the Boston media - they had known enough to bring binoculars. The press was divided into two camps - people who covered college hockey for a living, and the general sportswriters who were there representing newspapers and TV stations. All the hockey folks got there fairly early, while the rest trickled in right up until, and after, the puck was dropped. I made sure I got there early so I could purchase a few pins and pucks for the kids (and myself) and have them safely stowed in my briefcase by the time most of the real sportswriters got there. Had to look like a pro, you understand. And pros NEVER buy souvenirs. It was fun to try to gage who the neutral folks in the crowd would be pulling for. Traditionally, neutral eastern and western fans tend to pull for teams from their region. Not this year. There aren't any more intense rivalries than Michigan-Ohio State and BU-BC. Stories abounded how disappointed BU fans were selling their tickets for less money to non-BC folks than to Eagles fans. Rumor had it that a puzzled Ohio State contingent was greeted at the airport by a bunch of Terrier fanatics boasting that now that BU was out, their favorite team was whomever happened to be playing BC. UNH had more fan support in the first game, but Michigan had their band and their fans were rowdier. Still, as usual, most of the neutral fans were cheering against Michigan. I can't blame them - that damn fight song does get a bit tedious after the 20th rendition. It didn't do any good, or course, with Michigan wining easily, 4-0. I was seated near to some other fantasy journalists, a couple of guys from the Michigan student newspaper. I enjoyed picking their brains on several topics, including the complete, albeit obscene, wording to the infamous "C-YA" chant. Even though they were students, they did a very professional job covering the game, as opposed to the "real" sportswriter a couple of seats over who was working on a baseball article through most of the afternoon. I later saw the guy standing in front of a copy of the Boston Globe on the wall in the press room copying quotes for his story. The press conference after the game was pretty much, in journalist-speak, a "love-in". A far cry from last year when Red Berenson and Michigan were still in a state of shock after being upset by BU in the semifinals. Last year, Red uttered the now infamous "sometimes the best team doesn't win" quote. Berenson also said last year that there was no way the Wolverines would be back in the championships this year after losing nine seniors at then end of the 1996-97 campaign. I'll give Red this - he didn't back away from that and was consistent in saying that while he thought Michigan was the best team in the tournament last season, they were not the best team this year. Very few members of the press sat through the entire press conference. Many of the "real" reporters got a quote or sound bite or two and headed to either the working pressroom or the free buffet. Yes, folks, life in the press corps is rough. The media workroom is a place to plug your laptop in and work on your story. There's free copies of media guides, press releases, etc. Being first and foremost a fan, I grabbed a copy of everything - the total pile of stuff I accumulated this year was over fifteen inches thick. The Michigan media guide alone was 176 pages, not included the "Special Post-season Supplement" (another 104 pages). I plan on reading most of it over the summer when I need a quick fix. Also available to members of the press who were too "busy" to follow the games or attend the press conferences are summaries of both. These are published by the NCAA within minutes of each game, and contain descriptions of each goal ("Bubba Berenzeig (#3) took a feed from Dale Romanski (#23) in the defensive zone and broke down the left wing firing a shot from the left face-off circle which Sean Matile saved. Berenzweig fired the rebound into the open net past a sprawled Matile") plus selected quotes from the coaches and players. Just for fun, I checked out the story on the games in a major newspaper the next day. The descriptions of the goals were almost word-for-word from the press release, and there was not a single quote used that wasn't from the handout. Was the sportswriter even at the games? Maybe they had spent all their time at the buffet… The second semifinal between BC and Ohio State was a much more entertaining game. More so than usual, I was really pulling for a team at the Final Four. Boston College has two players, Marty Reasoner and Brian Gionta, from my hometown of Rochester, New York. Jeff Farkas is from Williamsville, about 60 miles away from Rochester. I had plenty to root for as all three players figured heavily in the BC attack. Gionta, the best freshman player in the country, had a goal and two assists. Reasoner had two goals and an assist, and Farkas chipped in a goal as well as the Eagles triumphed 5-2. This was tough to watch for Scott Lauber, who is doing the REAL coverage of the games for USCHM. Scott is an exceptional talent, but also a die-hard BU follower. You wouldn't know of his intense hatred for BC from reading his accounts, however. Scott is a true professional and it's his passion for the game that makes him so good. Give me a writer who's a fan as well any day over a few "journalists" I saw going through the motions, obsessed with deadlines and the nuts-and bolts of the games, whining about the shuttle busses being late (while fans had to deal with public transportation and parking) and entirely missing out on the emotion of the proceedings. FRIDAY If you ever go to a college hockey Final Four, get your money's worth and attend the team practices on Friday. They're open to the public and free; at least until some bean counter finds a way around that. It's a chance to listen and watch the coaching staff and players at work (and play) as well as a chance to pick up a spare puck or autograph. Both teams were very lose in practice, and spend a good deal of the time having fun. The Michigan defensemen were taking turns at forward in some drills, for example, and BC had a penalty shot competition. One of my favorite moments was watching Brian Gionta pestering his teammates the way he usually does to the opposition. Gionta and Farkas were playing an intense game of keep-away that lasted until the Zamboni chased them off the ice. Here they were on the eve of the biggest game of their lives, and they could still enjoy hockey for the pure fun of the game. If I take anything away with me from the 1998 championships, it's that memory. Then it was on to Faneuil Hall for the Hobey Baker presentation. Any doubt about Chris Drury being the winner was erased when I noticed his family in the front row. Jim Rich, the master of ceremonies, pretty much let the cat of the bag with a comment about the level of excitement in the Great Hall equaling that of "a little league world series". So much for anticipation. This was BU's moment, and the host school's fans were there in large numbers. The Hobey presentation is usually free to the public, but this year folks paid $5 to witness the event, with all proceeds going to the Travis Roy fund. A class move and a first class ceremony followed. While I didn't personally support Drury for the Hobey (I thought runner-up Chad Alban and Marty "why-the-hell-was-he-not-nominated" Reasoner had more deserving seasons), I was impressed with Chris' acceptance speech, which was a nice mixture of appreciation and humor and ended with a moving tribute to his parents. There wasn't a dry eye in the place…except some in the press row. Sigh. The event was well covered in the local and national media and the number of references to the Hobey as the "Heisman Trophy" of college hockey continues to decrease each year - a good sign that college hockey continues to establish it's own unique identity and tradition. Another step in that direction was the announcement that Brandy Fisher, a forward from UNH had won the inaugural Patty Kazmaier Memorial Award as the women's hockey player who "has displayed the standards of personal and team excellence in during the 1997-98 season". While not sponsored by the Decathlon Club, it was a class move on their part to mention the award. SATURDAY I had a sense of deja vu before the game started. At the 1996 finals in Cincinnatti, Michigan had won 4-0 over BU in the semifinals and then went on to defeat Colorado College 3-2 in overtime to win their first national championship in 34 years. The Wolverines had triumphed 4-0 on Thursday. Would history repeat? The game itself was a classic. Steve Levy of ESPN kept reminding the fans at home how intense college hockey can be (especially compared to the regular seasons in the pro leagues) but the action of this game spoke for itself. Bone-jarring checks, great saves and end-to-end excitement. It was so good, there HAD to be overtime. The ending was so sudden that it took a few seconds for it to sink in, even for the players. What looked like a simple "throw-it-on-the-net" play by Michigan freshman Josh Langfeld resulted in an improbable championship for the Wolverines. So much for my rooting interest. At least Lauber was happy. The press conference that followed exemplified the feelings that I had been having all week about the lack of interest I had seen by some of my brethren in the press. As is customary, after the semifinals, press conferences are held first with the winning team, then with the losing team. After the championship, the order is reversed. After a ten-minute "cooling off", Jerry York and later Marty Reasoner took our questions and answered them with patience and class. They were as noble in defeat as they had been in victory 48 hours before. That is, until a reporter started throwing a hissy fit. The guy, who shall remain nameless, started a ruckus about 5 minutes into Jerry York's Q&A about how he had deadlines and overtime and daylight savings time and yadda yadda yadda. He concluded his tirade with, "Could we have the WINNING coach now?" Unbelievable. What a dick. Jerry York, who had been about to answer a question, was able to maintain his composure, but said, "In deference to this young man (the guy was about 80 years old), I won't take anymore questions." Then poor Marty Reasoner had to follow. At least Mr. Dick- who-shall-be-nameless was gone by then. With the games out of the way, it was time for the *real* festivities to begin - the 10th annual Barkan Bash. Jon Barkan, one of the best college hockey journalists around, hosts a party at the Championships each year. Since Jon knows and is liked by just about everybody in college hockey, his parties are attended by everyone from coaches to players to journalists to fans like me. What started out years ago as a nightly get-together in his hotel room had blossomed into a massive affair that last year had to be held in the hotel lounge. That's ok, though, because Barkan had Koho as a sponsor. I'm not kidding. Last year's soirée was highlighted by Barkan, clad in a CCHA official's uniform (minus the skates) organizing an impromptu game of bocce in the hotel lobby at four in the morning. This year's affair was more a low-key back-to-his-roots kind of thing, complete with a bathtub full of beer and hotel security coming to Barkan's suite and shutting him down each night around 3:00 AM. Just like the good old days. SUNDAY My fantasy camp officially over, I headed home. Reflecting on my reaction to the post-game press conference the day before, I realized that maybe I didn't have the true objectivity needed to be a real journalist. I had wanted to punch the guy from the New York Times in the nose. On the drive back, I thought about the people in the business of covering this wonderful sport, which combines the action and grace of the greatest game in world with the intensity that only college athletics can produce. The ones I admire most haven't lost their love of the game, and their passion comes through in their dedication to writing about and promoting college hockey. Thankfully, for every go-through-the-motions "journalist", there's a Dave Hendrickson, a Gregg Wong, or a Lee Urton. Of those guys, only Wong has been able to make a full-time career of it. Hats off to him for being able to do that for many years and still get jazzed up about talking about the Hobey or even the D-III championships. I know I still do. As I write this, there's only 173 days left until the 1998-99 season begins. As Tom Boswell once said, "Life begins on opening day". For me, that's in October. See you at the rink.