SIN BIN Article #1

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             By Eric J. Burton AKA the "Fabulous Sports Goon".
                  
                 After Further Review the Officals suck...

                  I am back after a short vacation, and I have found a new home on the
          Unvarnished Truth, for which I am thankfull. As I predicted earlier this
          year that this would be another stellar season of NCAA hockey. However, the
          officals (three blind mice revisited) are still trying to affect the tempo
          and out comes of the hockey games. Last weekend was a perfect example of
          what happens when a referee believes that the fans come to a hockey game to
          see an exibition in poor officating. As the legendary CBC hockey analist and
          former NHL coach Don Cherry once said the fans come to the the games to see
          the players play hockey, not sit in the penalty box. Fans do not play
          hundred of dollars to see an offical give a clinic in officiating a hockey
          game, so let the players play hockey and put away your wistles. 
 
                  Schmidt and Schmidt are the poster boys of what is wrong with the
          officiating in college hockey. Randy Schmidt has to make sure he has a
          clinic in face-offs every time he drops the puck. Hey Randy just drop the
          blasted puck and let the players be on their merry way. I hate to think how
          late we will get out this weekend with the games against Collorado College
          starting at 8:35pm. The Referee with their constant delays and instruction
          in saturday's game game against Western Michigan were responsible for a 3
          hour game.
 
                  If you watched WMU play Sioux in hockey last weekend you would have
          thought that they learned to play hockey from the Dirty Swede himself
          Ranger's Ulfie Samuelson or Tampa Bay's Bryan Marchment (both are famous for
          their dirty and illegal leg checks). Western Michigan tried all series long
          to leg check both Panzers and David Hoogsteen,but to no avail, the main
          reason for their unsucess was that Western Michigan couldn't skate period,
          they sucked. Western could keep up with our lines Wether it be our smurfs,
          or with our checking lines, in fact I decided that the gophers might be able
          to beat Western, and should schedule a game against them right away so the
          gophers can save Woog's job. Schmidt let Western take liberties with our
          players all series long. Once calling David Hoogsteen and Jeff Panzer for
          roughing, when in fact they were mugged in the corners by two tree trunks.

                  Back to the officals, the other Schmidt Mike is really a dandy. Mike
          Schmidt skates up the ice letting major infractions go by on both sides of
          the ice then calls a weak elbowing penalty unrelated to the play
          transforming up the ice. This call was questionable and would have had no
          relative affect on the games out come. However, Schmidt's 2 minute minor
          leads to a power play goal for the Broncos. I appologize for not giving the
          third officals credit, I could not remember the other Poindexter's name that
          was calling the game with the the Schmidts (however, he is just as bad). In
          Saturdays game Jason Blake was cross checked across the face right next to
          the head referee Mike Schmidt but called nothing while assitant referee
          Randy Schmidt standed there and watched. I believe that the officating has
          to improve in the WCHA, we can not let officals have the oppurtunity to
          decide the outcomes of games, although this has not happened yet I feel it
          could. Maybe some vacations to officals would be appropriate again. Just ask
          Buzzy how he enjoyed last years one weekend vacation.

                  The Gooon's "ICE CHIPS"

          *As The Fighting Sioux play non-conference games each season, it has always
          been a wounder to me. Why do we pick the teams we play, in non-conference?
          Why can't UND schedule the Michigans and the Miamis and the MSU's of the
          CCHA. Last weekend Western Michigan University came to town and they had to
          be the worst team I have seen visit Englestad in a long time. Western was
          pathetic, they tried using dirty tactics and cheeps shots but it was to no
          avail, they just didn't belong on the same sheet of ice as the much more
          talented Sioux. UND Swept the series by a goal total of 17-6. WMU couldn't
          skate with the Speedy likes of the German line of Jeff Panzer, David
          Hoogsteen and Jay Panzer. The only real tough team we have played during the
          holidays was the Big Red Cornell, which happen to be from the much weaker
          ECAC. The Big Red would probably be a middle of the Pack team if they played
          in the WCHA. 

          *Jeff Panzer has been an early X-Mas present for the Fighting Sioux hockey
          team. This kid can flat out move. The Rookie leads the team with 10 goals
          after 16 games, he also has 9 helpers on the season. Playing on the line
          with David Hoogsteen and His brother Jay Panzer that line accounted for 13
          points this weekend during the sweep of Western Micigan. Jeff Panzer is
          showing the coachs he belongs in the line up on a day to day basis with his
          solid play.

          *Last season Dark Star a WCCO and MSC sports personality attacked the UND
          hockey program by making remarks about our education system and mocking the
          UND Canadain players before the Gophers and Sioux faced off in a weekend
          series (Which the Sioux handily swept the Gophers). Since Dark Star made his
          stupid staments about UND last season the Sioux are 4-1-0 against Minnesota.

          *It is amazing to watch the Gophers and choke through the 1997-1998 season.
          The Star Tribune is on a campain to get sympathy points for the Minnesota
          Hockey team. Although the arrogance is still there the Gophers are a more
          subdued bunch this year going a meager 7-13. Each week there has been a clip
          in the Trib explaining how Woog doesn't have the team that he once had and
          that the Gophers have been affected by injuries and how Crowley and
          Rassmussen leaving for the NHL has really hurt a once strong team. 

          *Every Week there is a childish argument on the various Web Pages on how the
          Univeristy of Minnesota is such a strong program nationally and how the
          Gophers have done this with using all Minnesota boys. Since Minnesota last
          won the national title in 1979, UND has won 4 titles. Although the Sioux 
          have won more NCAA titles, I am reminded almost weekly that the Gophers are 
          betterbecause they have been to the playoffs more times and lost than the 
          Sioux have.

          *In non-conference play the Sioux have out scored their opponents 28-10.
          Bring on the WCHA schedule.

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