Week of December 28, 1998


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This week's Bastard runs a totally spectacular page entitled The Gothic 90s. It is a collection of articles and essays that details precisely how today's Goth scene has become the disappointment that it currently is. Ketsuto has gathered articles from such diverse sources as magazine and newspaper articles about "Gothic Gangs" and mall rats in Manson tee-shirts all the way to essays written by other Gothic people who are fed up with the current state of affairs. It makes for really interesting, if a bit depressing, reading.
As for her real-life concerns and hobbies, she's studying networking and working as a web designer for design-tech.net. She is a member of MENSA and her interests include parapsychology, body piercing, and reading on such topics as existentialism and Shakespearian drama. Some of her favorite bands are the Sisters of Mercy, the Virgin Prunes, Alien Sex Fiend, Queen, Bad Religion, and Tom Petty.
Her main method of Vampire Hunting is as follows:

Refuting 'gothics/mansonites' arguments about religious texts, Satanism and other hilarious things. Pretending not to notice them when they walk by in the mall/downtown. Laughing, pointing, and critiquing their fake british accents.

Ouch! I think being ignored is probably the worst punishment one can inflict on vampires and other spooky things. Just watch them leap about in rage and hiss at you when you pass them by without comment. Pure genius, I tell you!!! And yes, there are few things more saddening in the world than a false British accent, especially when said voice is expounding on Satanism... and we all know how I feel about Satanists!
This Bastard was nominated by Necroangel.


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