(1a)I,
David McMillan, claim NO accuracy or validity of any information or other
such stuff(Def-1)! contained on my work(Def-1), or in the work(Def-1) of
anyone. (1b) I, or any contributor(Def-2) of stuff or work on this site,
(Def-3) off or linked to it claim NO responsibilate of damage, loss, corruption
data, soft ware and/or hard ware with or with out the use of information,
stuff(Def-1) and/or work(Def-1) on this site(Def-3), off or linked to it.
(2)These Pages(Def-3) are for use entertainment purposes ONLY! They should
not AND will not be used for abuse, torture, exploitation, anarchy or debautchury.
(3a-i) I may or may not hold or agree with any of the views stated in this
site, (3a-ii) AND IF I DO, IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!!! (3b) IF ANY
OF THIS SITE OFFENDS YOU, A FRIEND, CO-WORKER, OR ANYBODY YOU KNOW (whether
you like them or not,) I (refer to subheading (3a-ii)) and/or any contributor
(Def-2) of the stuff (Def-1) in question on these pages (Def-3) may or
may not apologise; or we did or did not mean it; or we will or will not
regret saying it. It doesn't matter either way since we claim no responsibility!
(4)IF LEGAL IN YOUR STATE/PROVINCE/COUNTRY I David McMillan claim ALL benefits
(Def-4) from any inspiration THIS SITE (Def-3) has caused and/or not caused!
(5) Upon reading or viewing any stuff and/or work on THIS SITE you the
reader and/or the viewer has forfit your existence to ME, David McMillan.
(6) Any one eating cheese and/or other dairy products/buyproducts on or
near people with arms must sing the complete "NEVER ENDING SONG" while
W.O.O (Def-5). (78) I David McMillan, don't claim to have not never used
psychedelic drug in his teen age years, thinking in order to persuade myself
that I am a duck! (45) ALL lawyers, rap stars, fans of Mikele
Jackson, and other deranged psycho maniacs will no longer dance to the
noise of one hand clapping or other birds, eat black berry pie on the side
of the moon stone lovers kissing the ringing in my ears pierced the walk
up and keyboard H20Au7d6-1moonfui4jkner90ufeno23nkjfenarfuion34f89hjvr
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(Def-1) "stuff" or "work" meaning info/text/files/links/ect. and including
any non-intellectual or intellectual property.
(Def-2) "contributor" meaning info on or off this site OR personally
writing or saying info/text/files/link/ect.(Def-1) on THIS SITE(Def-3)
NOT WRITTEN BY ME, Dave McMillan.
(Def-3) "These Pages" or "THIS SITE" meaning -Vancouver Zine- or links
off of this.
(Def-4) "benefits" If I have to spell(correctly or incorrectly) this
out, you just might need a frontal lobotomy.
(Def-5) "W.O.O" on a Sunday, meaning With Out Oxygen. Other than that
I just don't care:-)
Hay What's down here?
Now Really what did you suspect! why did you scroll all the way down HERE!