SOHO GIRL (aka ELLESA):
Chatter.

• Sod
  

CASSANDRA (aka SCATHIE):
Chatter.

• U Bastard
  
• A Real Man

TEQUILABABY:
Chatter.

• Studboy*
  

PHOENIXE:
Chatter.

• My Bodyguard
  

CAT FIGHT QUEEN:
Chatter. She liked to have online catfights with other girls.

• Babes
  

AIYANA:
Chatter.

• You Cheeky Devil
  
• Naughty Boy

JESS (aka SISQOSGIRL):
Chatter.

• Willy Baby
  

RHIANNA (aka MIDIGIRL):
Chatter.

• Will--bur
  
• The Coolest Moding Smartass*   (The "Moding" part refers to the band Depeche Mode. We met in Depeche Mode chat.)
  

• Stud*
  

LII2:
Chatter.

• Mad Head
  

SARAH (aka MSTRSS OF SRVNTS aka CASPERGRL):
Chatter. RHIANNA's sister.

• Fine Gent
  
• Stuffed-Jalapeno-Man   (I ordered stuffed jalapenos when I met her.)

MAEGAN (aka MARTINSANGEL aka VIVAHATE):
Friend.

• WillyBelly
  
• Papi Chulo
  
• You Silly, Smart-Arsed Bastid (aka You Silly Hard-Arse Little Bastid)
  
• Silly Willy the Freak
  
• Wankstain
  
• Masta Pimp
  
• Darlingest Will (aka Darling William)
  
• Master William
  
• My Will (aka Myyy Willliiiaaammmm)
  
• You Deviant Nympho
  
• Scrumdiddlyumptious One
  
• Slick -- "Laters, Slick"
  
• Penis Wrinkle
  
• Dahlingest Spreadable Cheez Whiz In A Tub
  
• Durty Will
  
• You Daft Monkey
  
• Cheeky Monkey
  
• Babyeee
  
• You Hypersensitive Sweet Starburst (aka Sweetest Starburst)
  
• You Cold, Calculating, Dream Ruiner, You!
  
• You Gutless Piece Of Will!
  
• You
  
• Dahlingest Weebelo Will
  
• My Roach-Free Weakest Link
  
• White Dope on Punk
  
• Smartie
  
• A Man
  
• Swell
  
• Sweet Thing
  
• Mr. Normal (aka Mr. Straight-Edge Normal)
  
• Cheesy Bastard
  
• Miss Cleo's Bastard Son
  
• The Mexican Hick -- "You're more Mexican than I am...I'm the whitest Mexican girl there is."
  

CANDY (aka BASTET71):
Chatter. Yes, her name really is Candy. No, she is not a stripper.

• My Sweet Prince
  
• My Lord
  
• The Comedian -- "Boy are you the comedian!"
  
• Sir William of Essex

LIBERTINE101:
Chatter.

• Bad Boy
  

NAT:
Friend.

• Almighty Guru
  
• Big Spender
  
• Mr. Tarantino
  
• My Hero
  
• Mr. Decoy
  
• Will.i.am
  
• Willie Llama
  

LISA (aka MALIAPUA aka MALI MODE):
Chatter.

• Goober
  

TRACEY (aka PRINCESS VESPA):
Chatter.

• Funny Man
  

OLEG (aka BEELIEVER):
Chatter.

• Weird Will Willkovic
  
• Sick Monkey
  

"GUEST34":
Some anonymous chatter.

• A True Barrel of Laughs
  

MARY (aka FAIRYDOLL):
Chatter.

• Young Puppy
  
• You Goof
  

NEOVIVA:
Chatter.

• Big Man Will
  

LINDA:
Waitress.

• Cheap Date   (Because I didn't order/eat much)
  

VIRGINSLUT:
Chatter.

• Loverboy
  

LINDSAY (aka MOOKOLA):
Chatter.

• Willicious
  

HOLLY (aka PRINCESS HOLLY):
Chatter.

• A Doll -- "You're a doll."
  

ANITA:
Chatter. She's from the Ukraine.

• Will Darling
  

MARISSA:
Friend. From school.

• Wil*
  

TINA:
Friend. From school.

• Mr. Ripley*   (TINA said I look like "The Talented Mr. Ripley." Her daughter agreed. I don't know what they'd been sniffin'...)
  

ANGIE:
Friend. From school.

• Goto Guy* -- "You are my official goto guy. (Oh no! Does that sound too co-dependent?)"
  

KRISTI (AKA KABOOM):
Unknown.

• Oh Random Mysterious One
  

ANDRES:
Classmate.

• Mr. 32
  

ANI:
Friend.

• Funny, Mysterious, Mannequin-looking Man -- "You are a funny, mysterious, mannequin-looking man!"
  
• Mannequin Man