The Van Gogh Family of the Philippines


Grand uncle who was tortured during World War II
Na Lahti Gogh

A relative who likes his liquor
La Sing Gogh

In-law who is serving time in Muntinlupa
Vinny Lang Gogh


Rich Chinese aunt who doesn't care who smells her
Dina Lee Lee Gogh

The dermatologist cousin
Dr. Kuh Lou Gogh

The olympian athlete niece
Reddy Ghetzett Gogh

The cousin who sells sweepstakes tickets
Vino Bolah Salin' Gogh

The uncle who works at the Sta. Ana Race Track
And Deer Deeh Gogh

The gourmet uncle from Hawaii
Haluhalu Widsa Gogh

The uncle who left his wife
Pleez Don Gogh

The wife who left uncle
I Vana Gogh

Overstaying relative in America
Tagoh Nang Tah Gogh

The map specialist uncle
Ver Doo Vee Gogh or
Wherediddy Gogh


Niece who everyone was ashamed of
Tina Gogh

Vegetarian uncle
Mung Gogh

Auntie who is a producer of violent films
Purudu Gogh

Cousin who works at Manila Zoo
Chong Gogh

Rich uncle who owns chains of fast food restaurants
Order to Gogh

Nephew working on a ranch and who drives a stage coach
Wells Far Gogh

Smelly relative
Ahyaw Ma Lee Gogh

Cousin who graduated from PMA and always leads a coup
Grin Gogh

Cousin without a girlfriend because he is always being busted by girls
Bee Gogh

The Van Gogh family favorite Pinoy Talk Show
Showbiz Lin Gogh

The Van Gogh family favorite fish
Besuh Gogh

Relative who practices "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"
Lee Gogh Nang Lee Gogh

Relative who does not practice "Cleanliness is next to Godliness"
Hindi Nah Lee Lee Gogh

Cousin who is always out on weekends
Gogh Nah Gogh

What to say when you invite the Van Gogh Family out
Let's Gogh

Accident prone relative
Puro Bong Gogh

The relative who moved to Yugoslavia
Yu Gogh

The brother who bleached his clothes white
Hue Gogh

The sister who likes dancing in bars
Ah Go Gogh

The brother who ate a lot of prunes
Gotta Gogh

The uncle who works in a convenience store
Stop N Gogh

The aunt who is scared of heights
Verti Gogh

The cousin who moved to Illinois
Chicah Gogh

The nephew who lives in Mexico
Amee Gogh

Favorite fruit of the Van Gogh family
Mang Gogh

Latest addition to the family
Bah Gogh

Just arrived grandparent not getting due respect from American "apos"
Naniniba Gogh

Black sheep of the Van Gogh family
Bar Room Bah Gogh or
Tan Ran Tah Gogh

Those who don't get these jokes after reading it for the second time
Ma Nga Ga Gogh

Those who don't get these jokes at all
Pinaka Ga Gogh

Those who don't like these jokes at all
Please Gogh