"Relax! It's a floor wax AND a dessert topping!"
That's DAN AYKROYD and GILDA RADNER in the classic "Shimmer" commercial on "SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE"!
A demented and whimsical congratulations to Tom Dooley of Denver, CO, whose entry was randomly selected. No need for him to hang down his head, as Tom is the winner of a copy of the demented song of his choice!