The newest quotes in each section are added at the top of each section. This shouldn't really be an issue, since the last time I updated was sooooo long ago. The most recent update was: AUGUST 06, 2002.
"Maybe you have to let go of who you were to become who you will be,"
- Carrie, Sex and the City
"Do what you can, with what you have, where you are."
- Teddy Roosevelt
"I never travel without my diary. One must always have something
sensational to read on the train."
- from "The Importance of Being Ernest" by Oscar Wilde
"And so I would cry a thousand more/
If that's what it takes/
To sail you home"
- 1,000 Oceans by Tori Amos
Love is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken Hallelujah
- Rufus Wainwright, Hallelujah
"Lisa is casting spells at an eighth grade level, but you, Bart,
have sinned against nature."
- Ms. Crabapple, the Simpsons "Harry Potter" episode
"I wouldn't trust anyone who could understand us."
- Hawkeye to Hotlips and Frank, MASH
"Writing is easy for everyone but writers."
- Thomas Mann
"Dawson, don't save her! Let her wallow in her miasma of folly!"
- Crazy X, in regards to Jen about to become fingercuffs (again,
it's ALL about the in-joke friends!)
"We're all in the gutter, but some of us are looking up at the stars."
- Oscar Wilde
"First off, a policy statement. I would pay cash money to watch Duchovny
read from the phone book."
- Caryn Weiner, movie reviewer, EW
"You will do foolish things, but do them with enthusiasm."
- Collette
"Find out what's out there. I never said to be like me, I say be like you
and make a difference."
- Marilyn Manson
"There's no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs."
- ?
"Angst is contagious, you know."
- Mike, an angel
"You too can be happy living in a hut."
- NY Times
"God does not play dice with the Universe."
- Albert Einstein
"Life is only therapy. Real expensive and no gaurentee."
- Garth Brooks
"Playas do what they want. Suckas do what they can."
- Sugafree
"Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional."
"In matters of style, swim with the current. In matters of principle stand
like a rock."
- Thomas Jefferson
Learn to accept what you cannot change.
"Worry does not empty tomorrow of its sorrows; it empties today of it's
strength."
- Corrie Ten Boom
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in the moment of
comfort and convience, but where he stands in times of challenge and
controversy."
- Martin Luther King
Never take life too seriously. No one makes it out alive anyway.
"Never let the odds keep you from pursuing what you know in
your heart you were meant to do."
- anonymous
"Never tell me the odds."
- Han Solo
"There was never a night that had no morn."
- Dinah Crank
"To gain that which is worth having, it may be nessessary to
lose everything else."
- Bernadette Devlin
"Never fear shadows. They simply mean that there's a light shining
somewhere nearby."
It is only the first step that is difficult.
"One can never consent to creep when one feel an impulse to soar."
- Helen Keller
"I have loved the stars to fondly to be fearful of the night."
- Sarah Williams
Nothing great was ever done without much enduring.
"Where reasons are given, we don't need faith. Where only darkness
surrounds us, we have no means of seeing except by faith."
- Elizabeth Elliot
"Forgiveness is the act of admiting that we are like other people."
- Christina Baldwin
"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."
- Elenor Roosevelt
"Forgiveness is as valuable to the one who forgives as to the one
forgiven."
- Mary Whitcher
"Well, I have it on pretty good authority that I'm a dumbass."
- some guy on "That 70's Show"
"There is no gene for the human spirit."
- Gattaca preview
Scoobies
"Wow! My face DID almost freeze that way!"
- Colin
"I'm not usually this funny. I think it's the hat.
Do you like that hat?"
- Bill Pond, Memorial Day weekend after getting trashed
"Nitsan, you need to be more assertive."
"Umm... maybe...?"
- me and Nitsan
“Plavix. Sounds more like the disease than the cure. ‘I have Plavix.’
‘You poor bastard.’”
- Bonnie, on some heart medication’s name
“The deadly ninja underwire attack. It sounds like something that Charo
would do.”
- Bonnie, on the backless, strapless bra from VS and
it’s potential for violence
Buffy and Buffy related
"No, no, no, no, it's an omen! It's a higher power telling me
through bunnies that we're all going to die!" - Anya
"What am I, knowledge girl now?"
- Buffy
"Willow has been... what's the word I'm looking for?
Kind of INSANE about what happened."
- Xander
"They're not insects! They're arachnids!
Why do people always make that assumption?"
"They're from the Middle East?"
- Wendell and Xander, "Nightmares"
Batman, Nightwing, Robin and related Batclan and fan-related (whew, this is a long title!)
"That Nightwing honey could raise a pulse in a department store mannequin."
- Dinah Lance
"It's noble. Stupid, but noble."
- Two-Face, "Batman Forever"
"I need resources like... a Spider-Cave. With
computers and maybe a smart sidekick.
Kid Pupa. Arachno-Boy. Webbie.
Something or other."
- Spiderman, Amazing Spiderman #40
"I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly
due to the fact that the mad priest lady
from over the river had taken to nailing
weasels to my front door again."
– Transmetropolitan
Smallville and fan related quotes
"My inner poet kicks ass, just admit it."
– Lex, from Te’s Chupa Chup
Due South
"There we were, having a nice, liesurly swim, doing the bloom close,
bloom close..."
- Ray2, "Mountie on the Bounty"
"That really butters my muffin!"
- Ray2
"Look around you! Attention!"
- from "Mountie on the Bounty"
"This may be your only chance to die for your country. Or at least be
maimed or dismembered. Don't blow it."
- also from "Mountie on the Bounty"
"Buck Frobisher and I stood across from each other on the banks of that
river and..and we knew. Without even speaking, we knew we had come to the
same conclusion that somethimes you just have to make a leap son. Sometimes
you just have to leap."
- Bob Fraser (OFDM), MotB
"I'm dead! It affects your memory!"
- OFDM, AtQH
"Am I some sort of god...some sort of bad luck god?"
- RayV, AtQH
"A good cop is never cold or wet.
Interrogation is a contact sport.
All suspects are guilty of something."
- Sgt. Kelly, quoted by RayV, Duel
"None of your beeswax, nosey parker."
- various people
"Oh, Christ-on-a-bike!"
- Ray2
"If you ever try anything that stupid again, I'll punch a hole
through your chest, pull out your spine, and beat you over the head
with it. Understand?"
- from "Bounty Hunter"
"Why do I feel more and more like Dale Evans? Hey Roy, wait up!"
- RayV
"No, he appreciates your time. I don't appreciate anything."
- RayV
"The Dorrio Brothers."
"Are they on your list?"
"Not that one."
- Zuko and Fraser
"So I suppose you got some kind of escape pod or somethin'..."
- Ray2
"Well Ray, it's very hard to predict an exploding wall."
- Fraser
"Your heart is where your duty lies, son. Your head is just along to
help with the driving."
- OFDM
"Well, there you are then....Leg up...foot down...thigh up."
- Fraser
"Sometimes it's eaiser to think that you're in love than to accept
that you're alone."
- Fraser
"It's a curious thing- reality, isn't it?"
- Fraser (OFM)
"We're not dealing with logic now, are we?"
- OFM
"You admit I'm right or I'll pop you in the head."
- Ray2
"Cliffs are for climbing. That's why God gave us grappling hooks."
- OFM
"I hate to pour water on a decent fire..."
- Buck Frobisher
"Son, it appears that you've been hit by the dumb stick."
- Buck
"Now that's just silly Ray."
- OFM
"You should take the deal."
"What deal?"
"You should take it anyway."
"Hey Benny? Not in your lifetime."
- OFM and RayV
"I leave you my house and this is what you do with it?"
"Whadya want Pop? Don't you have things to do in hell or wherever
it is that you are?"
"Purgatory and I'm stuck watching you make stupid mistakes."
- RayV and his dad
"Dectective, your friend is going down and you are this close to
going down with him."
"Yeah, well you can go to hell. And if you need directions, you can get
them from the guy following me."
- ASA St. Laurant and RayV
"Do you ever listen to youself? To what you're actually saying?"
- OFM to OFDM
"I learned two things. One is that there comes a point where a man's
hips spread and there's nothing he can do about it. And two, a friend
is someone who won't stop until he finds you. And brings you home."
- OFDM
"There's red ships and green ships but there's no ship like partnership."
- Ray2
"Ray, calm down. I'm sure there's nothing down here that's any less
sanitary than- ooh, stay away from that Ray."
- Fraser
"Hey, Grandma Topgun! Will you shut the hell up?!"
- Mulder
"Aren't you the secret squirrel?"
- Mulder
"Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave?"
- Mulder
"I need you to do me a favor. It's non-negotiable.
You do it or I kill you."
- Scully to Spender, Triangle
"I don't care what you have to do, who you have to do, who you
have to grease."
- Scully to Spender
"You were there Scully. And so was he."
"Yeah, me and my little dog Toto."
- Mulder and Skinner
"I don't doubt what you saw, Mulder. I don't doubt you. I'm willing
to believe but not in a lie and not in the opposite of what I can prove.
It comes down to a matter of trust. I guess it always has."
"You're asking me to make a choice."
"I'm asking you to trust my judgement. To trust me."
- Scully and Mulder
"Mister. Gotcha."
"Not Crump. Mr. Crump."
"I've got something I'd like to call ya. I can put mister in front of
that too, if you'd like."
- Mulder and Crump, "Drive"
"It's Mr. Mulder to you, ya peanut-picking bastard!"
- Mulder
"That's when you had your big breakthrough. Whatever."
- Scully
"The truth will save you Scully. It'll save both of us."
- Mulder
"If I heard 'Silent Night' one more time, I was going to start taking hostages."
- Scully
"If I shoot him, is it murder or suicide?"
"Neither, if I shoot him first."
- Mulder and Scully
"And is that a hound baying on the moor?"
"Nope. Just a left cheek sneak."
- Mulder and Scully
"Did you find what you were looking for?"
"No. But I found something I thought I'd lost. The faith to keep looking."
- Scully and Mulder
"I was merely extending her a professional courtesy."
"Oh, is that what you were extending?"
- Mulder and Scully, Fire
"No, you'd be in trouble just sitting in this car. And I'd hate to see
you carry an official reprimand in your career file because of me."
"Fox--"
"I--I even made my parents call me Mulder. . .Mulder."
"Mulder, I wouldn't put myself on the line for anybody but you."
"If there's an iced tea in that bag, could be love."
"Must be fate Mulder--rootbeer."
- Mulder and Scully (one of my personal favorites:)
"How was the wedding?"
"You mean the part where the groom passed out or the dog bit the drummer?"
"Did you catch the bouquet?"
"Maybe."
- Mulder and Scully, Roland
"Before I could only trust myself. Now I can only trust you."
- Mulder
"I brought you something. . .'Superstars of the Superbowls.'"
"I knew there was a reason to live."
- Mulder and Scully
"Hey Scully, can you spare a prophylactic?"
- Mulder
"I'm just constantly amazed by you. I. . .you're working down here in
the basement sifting through files and transmissions that any other agent
would just throw away in the garbage."
"Well, that's why I'm in the basement, Scully."
"You're in the basement because they're afraid of you. . .of your
relentlessness and because they know they could drop you in the middle of
the desert and tell you the truth is out there and you'd ask them for a
shovel."
"That's what you think of me?"
"Well, maybe not a shovel. Maybe a back hoe."
- Scully and Mulder
"It's not the truth, Mom. He's lied to me from the beginning. He never
trusted me."
"Scully, you are the only one I trust."
- Scully and Mulder
"Dana, if um, early in the four years we've been working together an
event occured that suggested or somebody told you that we'd been friends
together--in other lifetimes--always. . .would it have changed some
of the ways we've looked at one another?"
"Even if I knew for certain, I wouldn't change a day. [she pauses] Well,
except maybe that "Flukeman" thing. . .I could have lived without
that just fine."
- Mulder and Scully
Mulder [singing]: Happy Birthday dear Special Agent Dana Katherine Scully,
Happy Birthday to You. . .I didn't know it was your birthday,
Scully. [keeps clapping]
Scully: Mulder, you've never remembered my birthday in the four years
I've known you.
Mulder: That's the way I like to celebrate. It's every four years,
like dog years.
Scully: Dog years? Thank you.
Mulder: [smiling] You're welcome. Oh, I got something for you.
Scully: You've got to be kidding me.
Mulder: It's just something that reminded me of you.
Scully: What, an alien implant?
Mulder: Two, actually. I made them into earrings. [gives her keychain]
Scully: Apollo 11.
Mulder: [smiling] Read the back.
Scully: Commemorating Apollo 11 and the mission to the moon, July 1969. I'm
touched.
Mulder: It's um. . .
Sharon Graffia: Excuse me, are you Scully and Mulder?
Scully: Oh, promise me this isn't leading into something really
embarrassing.
(I stole this from another web site b/c it was all typed out, nice
and neat. I left it the way I found it:)
"Why did you come here if you'd already made up your mind?"
"Because I knew you'd talk me out of it if I was making a mistake."
"You'll be in my prayers."
"Have the father say a few hail Mulders for me, okay?"
- Scully and Mulder
"Sometimes I think some work on your communication skills wouldn't be
such a bad idea."
"I'll be back soon, and we can build a tower of furniture."
- Scully and Mulder
Mulder: Come on, Scully, get those little legs moving.
Sheriff Hartwell: You really know your stuff, Dana.
Mulder: Dana?! He never even knew your first name.
Scully: You going to interrupt me or what?
Mulder: No, go ahead. Dana.
(stole this one too)
Mulder: You have to be willing to see.
Scully: I wish it were that simple.
Mulder: Scully, you have to believe me. Nobody else on this whole damn
planet ever will. You're my one in 5 billion.
(yep, stole this one two)
Mulder: Hey Scully.
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: I love you.
Scully: Oh brother.
"You know, you live in your own little world cause don't nobody else wanna live there with you."
- Lewis