Daddy Mama never would let anyone take her picture, but she looked a lot like this. Oh.. you want a pic of me? It's coming. Until then.. the background here is a pic of me in the fun house mirrrrrors at the state fair! FOOD!

Welcome   to   my   Den! Grrrrrrreetings! I am the fabulous Fatkitty. At least, that's what the grrrrrls call me. It's not rrrreally my name, but they don't know that eitherrrr. I'm a crrrrrross between a feral bobcat (dad - he was always a wild child) and a domestic Maine Coon (my elegant mom). I like to rrread sci fi... Check out Science Fiction and Fantasy to see what I like! Forrrrrr you lady cats out therrrrre, I weigh 20 lbs, although my ownerrrrrs say I weigh 25, I'm more svelte than that! Honest! My measurements are a dashing 22-20-21, I'm one full yard long laying down and over a foot and a half tall standing, if you don't count my tail. My fur ranges from veeerrrrrrrrrrry short on my nose to over six inches long in my glorious mane, my tail and my snow britches. Yessss I have a tail. Thank the kitty goddess I neverrrr inherited that stubby thing my dad had! I'm a deep seal brown with very precise black striping with a golden undercoat, black tail, black eyeliner around my huge green eyes, and impeccable white paws, tummy, and chest and cravat. I'm verrrrrrry handsome. I just had some glamorrrrr shots made, and when they arrrrre scanned I'll add a gallerrrrry herrrre.

I'd gigilo out for stud, but my ownerrrrrrs felt it best I no longer sirrrrre kittens. I have no childrrrren. Shucks!

But I've adopted Rrrrrrebel's human kittens as my own, and I still like to squirrrrre a purrrrty lady around. I must confess to being involved in a cyberrrrr rrrrrrelationship with Cinnnnamon, my net frrrrrriend, but we keep it open to see otherrrrrs who live nearrrrby us.

I don't go out and mix with the rrrrrabble out there, but I'm leash trrrrained, so I often go forrrrr walks in the woods with Rrrrrrebel. We sometimes go fisssshing, when of courrrrrse I catch the biggest fish!

I tolerrrate my humans. They'rrrre not so bad as humans go. I can con them into cheese prrrretty much at will and they do rrrrespond when I get the munchies at thrrrree in the morrrrrning and tell them to get up and feed me! Well, Jade rrrresponds and gives me something. Rrrrrrebel can't be waked with an earrrrthquake let alone me yelling in her earrrr when she sleeps. But I get my rrrrrrevenge. I sleep on herrrrr face.

I am the Grrrrreat Hunter. I prowwwwl the net for sites Worthy of my Esteem. Though, I admit ... I have rrrrrratherrrrr unusual taste. To see some of my trophies, paw here!

I'm also very arrrrticulate and love to talk and sing. I shall be giving lessons in the excruciatingly difficult language of CAT. Since I'm a hillbilly cat, I have a bit of an accent, but it shouldn't give you trouble.

Language lesson for today: YA'LL. Play and repeat after me: Yaaaaaa'll. You'll have to turn your sound up for this - my owners say I'm softspoken but I beg to differrrr.. they just didn't recorrrd me loud enough! Did you trrrrry it? Very good! Keep on prrrrracticing until you get it rrrrrright. I'll have a new worrrrrrd for you eventually and a test on this one!

Come visit my GALLERY! I did all of these paintings all by my lil ole self!

I rrrrrreally need yourrrrr help. Therrrrrres this mouse frrrrom the big city that keeps on escaping me. I am soooo offended! Think you can CATCH HIM!

And if you can't handle spinning animations or scrrrrolling text, my ownerrrr says you can go to the basement and catch him therrrre instead.

Thanks for drrrrropping by... happy hunting!

Fatkitty