Xander:I kind of had a problem with math. Willow:Which part? Xander:The math.

Xander:Yesterday lifes like "oh pop quiz" today it's like "rain of toads".

Xander:I laugh in the face of danger and then hide until it goes away.

Xander:First vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale.

Willow: When i'm with a boy I like it's hard for me to say anything cool, or witty, or at all. I can usually make a few vowel sounds and then I have to go away.

Giles:Why would anyone want to hurt Cordelia? Willow:Maybe they mat her. Did I just say that?

Xander:What are you vixens up to? Willow: Just sitting here watching our barren lives pass us by. Oh look there's a cockroach.

Xander:Dreams are meaningful. Willow:Sheesh tell me about it. The other night I dreamt that Xander..uh, it wasn't Xander, in fact it wasn't me. It was a friend dream and she doesn't remember it.