Hello weary wanderer, my name is Xellos [the Mysterious Priest] and you have stumbled across my chapel: a haven for the bored and neurotic. Sit back, relax and enjoy your stay. Read some poetry, oogle some classical art, or just sit there and stare at the screen and drool with confusion like my roomate does when he's trying to browse the internet. Tanoshimu, no da!

• Dive into the realm of art.
• Expand your mind with poetry.
• Meet my friends.
• Laugh along with Monty Python.
• Groove to my favorite music.