* "Oh. That's nice."
* "Couldn't Damini (said elephant) have just gotten on with her life?"
* "Can't we all just get along?"
* What would Jesus say if we made some wastebaskets out of her "feet"?
* "Shoulda blowed her haid (=head) off an' made some boots o' 'er haad (=hide)."
* Like David Ball says: "Run mah fengers threw hur har (=her hair. Har.)"
* "Her death was probably caused by a draft."
* "Here ya have kids starving in Biafra and India, and they go feed some half-dead Dumbo 2 tons of food. I hope they donate the carcass to the poor."
* "It died? I thought everybody in India meditated..?"
* "If those Indians ate their cows they wouldn't be starving half the time."
* "The elephant was right, though. Vegetarianism is pretty healthy."
* "Oh. That's too bad."
Now tally up your score and feel good about yourself !!! Whatever !!!