i am no longer printing or mailing this issue to anyone. it sucks so bad i cringe at the site of it.
pages 2-9..........the twisted story of jack and the bean stalk
10.....................coloring contest
11.....................fuck page
12-13................10 commandments
14-16................story of bob the pet cockroach
17.....................the DMV letter to beth
18.....................contest and stuff
19.....................town hall add
20.....................bumper stickers
21-22................crap
23-24................poems by friends
here's a sneak preview at the closing arguments in our case:
well, i guess this is the time to say something brilliant and thought prevoking. too bad i don't know about that stuff or how to go about it... but, what i do know about is how to act childish, have fun, and piss off some older people all at the same time. it's a skill that has taken years for me to develope, but maybe i'm just really slow...
one great place to do this at is mcdonald's play places. they are fun. amy likes to run around inside them. i chase her. little kids get out of our way or talk to us. then someone, an adult or employee, tells us we're to old, and to get out. to old to what? have fun...hmm...
so we get kicked out............
i start talking about how to behave at gas stations, mcd's, and grocery stores. ya know, the normal stuff...
thank you's and screw you's...
THAT"S ALL!
does it seem like nothing? well, that's cause you're not getting the whole story. for more of our inditment in oprah's cattle case, write to us! send us money, we'll send you a zine. you don't even have to send us money! anyway...