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It's a beautiful day, women are in the barest of all bikini's, you bob over to the local health food U2'sBONO
Bills World MTV UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One thing about moving an album is remembering to contact the right people. Albums are changing more these days and with the advent of the internet some of the older veterans have a tendency to print up colorful ads that resemble newspaper front pages.
"Since these photographs have been circulated without permission I had to add my name to the list of other artists that have joined MJJProductions. It's customary to ask a person to step up to the microphone not imply that a contract has already been approved and that work is in progress. There is no such production in the works or in my mind, however I did see the VH1.com advertisement, it's completely inaccurate as of this date." -BONO-
We're sure glad that we got the news in time. Stay tuned for further updates as they occur and turn on to channel 13, and turn off of drugs.
We also want to lend a supporting notation to all those people who are victims of drug abuse, spousal abuse, and rape. Rememeber that there is always someone who cares, contact your local hospital for further information.
Whiskey a no no
"Man, first a bogus Vegas stint and now this!"quotes Vince Neil about the latest attack of the fakes at non other than the whiskey a go go.
Vince ala Steel Twist is currently enjoying a writing collaboration and is on a new label. His first and only loyality is to Sunset Tattoo
. The Fake show sheduled for July 25 is an impersonation, it's an interesting conclusion for a sucessful run in music as the stint produced boot-leg T-shirts that were sold ala LA Weekly.
Japan. Settling a long standing argument between two stick ins to the Prince Band of Purple Rain fame viewers are treated to new effects. It seems Wendy and co-hort were really never wanted in th band and the two "walked" in during the taping under the cloistered hand of Jermaine to the issue Jackson.
Jermaine known for acts of kindness that haunt and create business nighmares later on ala the fat man that toured with the one of the tours and then later sued under the gently
lets get serious guiding of Jermain for input. Then created as a publicity stunt for Jermaine loving remembered as Pinky where's your brain? Industry heads at Sony and Epic were treated with the news via SONY. It seems Wendy and side kick as well as the girl, stop jumping up and down in the Rock my world video will be replaced electronically with Korean and Japanese women. It gives new life to the video's and makes it possiable for woman from as far away as China to jam \ with the show. Electric's decision was totally based upon the long standing fued this replacement also includes the scenes with Apollona Six. Although CEO Michael Jackson won't be present to personally pick the woman it does add a new demension. The original footage will still have Morris Day Prince although the waitress will be replaced in the new Sony version. No word as to whether the girls will be permanent or casting calls will again spring up to give more girls a chance at being in a Purple Rock. Motely Crue fans will be treated to similar treatments as the military is searched by word of mouth for replacements for the upcoming Steel Twist. It's not known whether the fued and the stealing between orginal band members can weather the storm! Now isn't that newsworthy? Electric Baby now working on vocal projects with the likes of Axel Rose, David Lee Roth, Thomas Dolby, Soul Sonic Force, Grand Master Flash and the furious 5, recently revealed that it was working with legends like Wonder(That Girl, Summer Soft, Love in need,Ghost in the machine, We'll be together and Franklin (Freeway) recently asked for the needle drop on the above mentioned works. One whole side of Camouflage. Their upcoming interview for INROCKWETRUST reveals how back vocals are marketed and what Electric is doing as they enter the world of work for hire as composers and publishers.
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Well, it finally happened. Hi there! How are you guys? Great! Hey nice shoes. You know being trapped in a televison monitor like this has its moments. This is not one of them however. It's so hot outside is'nt it? Gosh, the smog in Los Angeles can we talk about that for a while! Oh, the air conditioner. Thank goodness that these people here at Trader Joes had the forsight to leave the cool breeze of the airconditioner on today. Geez louiz. Or Jeeze Peezee it dependents where you are from. Oh, High there! You know that the view is really teriffic. It's just like Captian Kangaroo. You remember how he used to start each show by saying I can see joey and doris and suzie all through my little magic mirror. Have you guy's tasted that jug beer. Whoops! Hey, I mean why drink that swill for 99 cents when you go in style. Wow. I always did like that song little brown jug, but whoah! Oh, I love it. The vino section. Will excuse me for a moment. Ah, I'm in visual heaven here. I'm getting hungry again! Man look at all this food, how can you do it! It's nice of Trader Joe's to lend me their monitors this summer. I wanted to thank them in a larger way than this, however, it did'nt happen that way. Wow, what a deal. Blueberries. Well you know that was my fault I told you the excitement of healthy food got to me. Gosh, Prince is gonna flip. Purple Peppers! I gotta have those. What with rock music getting popular again. I wonder what Gary's doin? A face, is a face. Bills World. Today anybody can recreate a face with enough wax and equipment. Today you can have a new jawline or an improvised nose job with a few simple techniques that imply major surgery. Sometimes what we see in not always whats really there. Heres a few candid reactions from some of the consumers of todays latest make-up techniques. "I think a persons facial expression helps alot when you are doing a dramatic play, or a production. With all the different kinds of material that is available today,(wax,ect) you can create any kind of expression that you want to, I thought that it was alot of fun to pretend that surgery was responsiable for alot of my expressions, it was just fun to pretend. I could'nt tell when I looked in the mirror. Looking back on it I can say that I do hope that people don't take things so seriously,I think that it helps you, but after a while it makes you wonder if you should have ever started doing it.Thats how alot of photographs get created nowadays, you can just about take a picture of a wax mask.I'd enjoy working more with the film itself, letting the lighting and the colors change the features to reflect different moods, thats the kind of thing thats in my mind. I think that my conception of expression is changing along with the technology available, I really think that you have to be creating in order to understand it. I like wind, change is good for the soul as long as its the path that you choose. -Michael Jackson- "I think make-up is a great way to get away from yourself and create a character, you can let some of yourself through or completely change it.The world of theater is great as long as you keep tract of reality." -Morris Day- "I like creating a completely different character with only things that I alone can recognize when I look in the mirror.' -Aldo Nova- DAYLIGHT COME! In the inadvertant section Michael and LaToya long time co-schemer's have been sharing real-estate for the last twenty years or so. This relationship had always been satisfactory seeing as LaToya is the senior person and in many cases had to hold Mikee by the hand in while taking him back and forth to the studio. Evedently Michael feels as though this prevents him from getting any sleep, having LaToya attached in anyway. Michael recently opted to get LaToya out! LaToya known for her outrageous costumes and tight form fitting clothing has sustained herself on gossip and rumours with fortune tellings about the private world within the Jackson compound. LaToya also hinted heavily about a writing project revolving mainly on Michael's quirkey behavior. So be it. Plans are underway for Michael to release a revealing book entitled IMICHAEL. The book goes into great detail and is a result of the decision to split from the Jackson clan. THE WORLD PRESIDENT TOUR & FULLPOP declined offers from the JACKSON'S including many emotional offers from JOE to be included in projects and different scripts that NEVERMIND has been working on for several years. Although the JACKSON'S were reportedly ready to perform with Michael the decision was declined. The family has been disbanded now for quite sometime which is formated providing a way for Michael to get involved in solo projects. The Jackson's were usually still around or allowed on the set in the background. Although no information was provided officially FULLPOP continued to reject all offers from the JACKSON's indicating the finality of the disbandment. The decision to remove LaToya from all real-estate came as a result of recent business and managemnet decisions.Other considerations had to be confronted when Michael reported that the JACKSON meetings were "to disconcerting",evidently it was during this time that Michael decided not to handle family matters directly but to have them filtered using UCLA members.Michael it seems has been spending more time communicating with SONY then he has been spending with the family. Joe reportedly wanted to collobrate with Michael, however, found that Michael was not interested in dancing with JOE anymore. Michael is pulling further away from the family and has reportedly requested that they not inturrupt him while rehearsing or writing. Although no word has been recieved it may be due to the fact that Michael was injured during a combative drug reaction that one or more of the Jackson's was having.Michael was quietly hospitalized the police report contained no Jackson names. Marlon and Janet reportedly have been given verbal notice that "stalking", singing, and imitating are not allowed, and may be causing ill effects on the healing process. Michael has been taking finishing courses in addition to his other duties and said he "needs more time to study and perform" citing losses in energy as well as numbness to be additional contributing factors to his decisions. Michael reportedly has been fatigued and has enacted a strict code of conduct with the JACKSON's which includes a no talking rule. Michael evidently can't handle a lot of yacking! The singer cited long winded conversations requiring a verbal reply to be conterproductive to his continued state of relaxtion, meditation, and general health. The recent changes in the statis of the group force Michael to accept his Exective position in MTV as well as SONY. The soul singer also has affiliations with WarnerBros,as well as Geffen. FULLPOP & SONYPICTURES have recieved numerous submissions including tracks for SPIDERMAN. Although no word yet on whether or not submissions have been accepted inside word has it that many of the project occur overseas. Who-zer? Bills World MTV music television According to Sonic Net August 7 3am Verizon Wireless will be selling tickets at the Music Center at Nobelsville, Indiana near Indianopolis Sat Aug 11 for Farm Aid, That's really great Dave. Admiral cause an all that, however as far as accuracy it's the same day only it's different is'nt it? We've explained nothing about the creation of MTV and the only stand in that was used to portray Mellencamp was Steve. Now, Steve is not J.C Mellencamp. It's little pink houses time. Revealing all this, is not the problem however there are very few acts that can walk and talk outside of the MTV format. Which means that MTV owns those acts. Get it!? Now, using standins is a rip. Because it's not the performer. Now, we've seen cases where the band was partially there. There are rip offs called tributary bands which we never thought that they were rips until we listened to the language of it. Its lawless enough the record industry. Los Angeles has become sick with it. By that we mean that while acts from MTV are in their dormancy its polite to leave them there. A tribute looks just like a picture almost or a reproduction,it's tacky however its a chance to play music that people have already heard. And the gigs are printed in the newspaper. The more I read you letter I ... Excuse me. So you've got to be careful. There are so few honest people left. You don't realize what we uncovered so far do you. Let me remind you that we found Diana Ross pictures that looked like Michael for goodness sake in the stores for sale owned by the Boss. What does that tell you about money? We found one of the Janet's there are three doing the same thing. We contacted Disney and found that its standard to dress up and hang around hotel rooms inviting people up to your room with it, they were great about telling us that it was Eisner. Steven had at least thirty replications of heads with hair and lips that were glossed and this we called the Many faces of.. at Universal studious. These things were so confused looking that until we got ahold of Michael they actually thought that in his normal day he picks up heads and wears them. These heads were so weird looking that anybody could wear these things and be photographed. So, we found Liz Taylor doing a great job as usual, she leant her support, she allowed his web page to aid her little ventures with Angel Food it was great, she is a makeup foundation or something. She does do fake photos sometimes for cash. What does that tell you about money? So LA is at a point of technology, however these people have been in the business and I'm sure to them it's fun. It probably seems harmless but it's still stealing from MTV. So all these performers are great stick to your own material and live long and prosper. Billboard Aug 3,4Pm ET Billboard is great and the technology that makes these articles is fabulous, still the accuracy is weak. Now Bono is not on this album so buy the album but don't think that Bono is on it. Bono is not on it. Bono was the victim of so many fake photo and stand in appearences since zoo tv. Got that ZOO TV was not Bono. Strange but that's Bono singing on the roof red sails ect. MTV You need to watch MTV, so it good for historic purposes everything else is a result of letting things go for a long time. Sting experienced the same thing. Its the way MTV created these bands with makeup and hair and stuff that they slip you the real fake. The world President Tour is going to be the Tour that solidifies all the extraneous bands and creates new ones for MTV. Right now its a nightmare looking at business people who are willing to sell you a name that fast without telling you that the actual person is not there to record or appear. With the use of sound bites and standin or look alikes or whatever they hope to cash out real fast. Keep watching MTV. We will be letting you in on how Steve Perry doing after all this time he's in the same position as all the other MTV owned acts. He will be doing an article and we'll interview him for you, how's that? Well, people don't always have a song to sing you know. Anyhoo. Thanks for tuning in. We have further updates for the Colts so don't lose your faith or anything. The truth is stranger than any fiction that you might read. Weird you hear that? Keep watching MTV and stay tuned for further updates.
Stay tuned for interview with the creators of Let The Games Begin! a company that got it;s start by creating movie titles. Two of them include Third Rock from the sun and Dead Presidents!
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