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Hey Pinkie!? Man I thought I had seen it all. I was walking down the street and a pink corvette breezed by me. I thought to myself,"Hey what gives? That's why I came to Hollywood to be breezed by a late model pink corvette. I got used to this and never even ventured to say hello, when one day a 2000 model parked across the street from me. I looked up at this giagantic billboard and realized that this must be the person that is doing it! I then met two people who claimed at once to be the same people that formed a composite photograph. I met a older person who had a wrinkeled face and claimed to be the older version of the first two. Then I met somebody who claimed that they just wanted to trip with the whole concept. This person claimed to be neither the first two composite photograph people nor the original model. Then one day I met the owner of the car itself. I thought that it was my time to shine at that point. The only people that have ever gotten a contract with corvette have been Bill and Jimmi. Pink is our pet joke of the month color. It's hot Pink! Pink is an exciting color however as of late it has been used to mask a mulitude of sins. What!? Sins is too strong a concept for you?! Pink can be shocking. You've heard of Shocking Pink! Pink can also be used to hide fake art work.

That's how we loving refer to fake art work these days. It's all in the Pink! As usual we have a consumer alert. How we save you money and charge you a fee for reading the truth is our way of doing it! For anywhere from $2.00 -$15.00 you can buy a lie basically. We've heard through the grapevine that a well known talk show host is comming out of the closet to speak about her life as a victum of rape abuse,multiplepersonality, drugs and scam scheme orientated journalism. It must be a torrid tale that she tells one day. We don't buy into it. We did get the skinny on her doubles lives. It seems that they were quite influential. One is a makeup artist, lawyer,politician,singer. The secound is a singer,politician,newscaster,. It took no time at all to realize that she intended to answer the question by wearing pink. We are not really clear on her intent for the future. She plans to make fake artwork for the rest of her career is what we thought. She's in the Pink on Newstands telling no stories yet! It's exciting for us to bust her. Is she also the mysterious Pink lady? We did find out that she lived out the majority of her life as a guard and a fake police officer in the state of California.

A break!May7-14

Finding people to pose for pictures must be the most profitable way of earning an income these days. Trying to decern one look alike photo from the next these days is almost impossiable. The most convincing of them, however are the stories that mix reality with fantasy.
Enter US magazine, who has not had a correct photo yet, by the way, although at least they stopped doing cut outs. That gave the mag a really wierd look.
Now they are trying to rip people off with a Fake "King of Pop" appearance. The only thing real about this story is the fact that Michael peform with his brothers once before. However, this thing is so fake that it rivals the fake Vegas show where no one from the family was present. Save your money and your travel expenses on this one.
N'Sync, although privately admitting that the pink photo's are fake has for some reason not turned down any of the photo ops attached to it. We have nothing against them, they're sucessful!!! However, they are not Mikes team managers or anything it's free publicity that is misleading.
"The best memories were of course at our reunion,I did not book a show in New York, however that would be a rip!"-CEO.Michael Jackson-

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Guitar Center

Wow, I can't believe. Hey marge we made it. This is Guitar Center. So What? So what? Honey this is where all the rockers hang out at. People like Vince N, Michael Jackson, Prince, Red ball RedBall? Yeah, even them. Dear Johns Advice Column> Who? Ah, Marge you should get out more. Theres so much happening. Oh, Brian's Guitar. Stray Cat madness. Honey this is the place where Brian got his Les Paul guitar! Right here. What about the Orchestra guy. Oh, that its not the same guy. Stand in. Oh I see. So now your some kind of Rock N Roll expert. Oh, Look Look you can get a credit card! Marge I'm going. You mean your gone already. Gone when I met you. Gone to Guitar Center Marge. So what else is so exciting about Guitar Center? What? You need more. Marge get a grip. There staging the biggest stunt that I've ever heard of. MTV exclusive. What. Tracks from Guitar Center are going to Sony as we speak Marge. The liner notes are going to be on the Album. What Album. The hottest Album of the century Marge. I could have married a garbage man at least he'd be off work by now. Honey I can't hear what your saying, I'm totally into this. What else? What else! Yeah. well this one is playing exclusively at Guitar Center monitors. Really? Geez, howz my hair. Wig! Wrong again. Weave Listen to K100 & stop in to the Tatoo shop for further updates!!!!>

Circa Kiss!

Bills World

With MJJ nothing is impossiable. Although the characters have changed over the years MJ has been in Paul Stanleys spot in non other than Kiss. Gene, long know for the longest tongue, had been linked in the press to Diana Ross the "Boss" whose big picture mentality took her career up the ladder to the roof. Pictures of the camera shy Pop star are rare and collectable! Kiss is now available in a box set.

MTV's moonwalker has been filming around town with a little help from his freinds. It seems that K100 as well as Channel 13 & Channel 2 have been watching and listening as well.

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Michael Jackson reportedly checked into a hospital during the recording of tracks for an unknown project involving Sony Pictures. Michael was discharged after a series of blood tests and cat scans were obtained. Michael working a dual role as Director and choreographer has been working overtime with projects including Jearing GI-Joe Doll & the Cold 1 Baby, Golden Buddah's. Bally fitness center reportedly has been the source of Michaels healthy outlook. Michael reportedly carries MTV where ever he goes and word has it that he may even carry Trader Joe as well as Nike with him when he works out.
UP GOES WHAT, STILL AWAKE. Although nothing official has been reported Michael is hard at work on Tia Chi movements and has been choregraphing moves for video games and fight sequences.
The Colt's have been contacted in a project utilizing Sony equipment for a film Project tentively entitled Sarcarphogus!
The story involves the Los Angeles Times as well and features sony gear through out the film. Sarcarphogus is concieved from In my mind. Submissions for Buckwheat goes to college are under way stay tuned!