"Honey I'm Home"<br>
Shania Twain <p>

The car won't start-it's falling apart<br>
I was late for work and the boss got smart<br>
My pantyline shows-got a run in my hose<br>
My hair went flat-man, I hate that (hate that)<p>

Just when I thought things couldn't get worse<br>
I realized I forgot my purse<br>
With all this stress-I must confess<br>
This could be worse than PMS<p>

<i>BRIDGE</i><br>
This job ain't worth the pay<br>
Can't wait till the end of the day<br>
Honey, I'm on my way<br>
Hey, hey, hey, hey<p>

<i>CHORUS</i><br>
Honey I'm home and I had a hard day<br>
Pour me a cold one, and oh, by the way<br>
Rub my feet, gimme something to eat<br>
Fix me up my favorite treat<br>
Honey I'm back, my head's killing me<br>
I need to relax and watch TV<br>
Get off the phone, give the dog a bone<br>
Hey, hey, honey I'm home<p>

I broke a nail opening the mail<br>
I cursed out loud 'cause it hurt like hell<br>
This job's a pain-it's so mundane<br>
It sure don't stimulate my brain<p>

<i>BRIDGE</i><p>

<i>CHORUS</i><p>

Oh, rub my neck, will you?<p>

<i>CHORUS</i><p>

I'm home, that feels much better