"One Week"
Barenaked Ladies

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to one side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me
saying "get that together, come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman I summon fish to the dish, Although
I like the Chalet suisse And I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a
frying pan. Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes Big like LeAnne Rimes
because I'm all about value, Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits, you try to
match wits, you try to hold me but i bust through.
Gonna make a break and take a fake I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake I like
vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours, Gotta see the show cause then
you'll know the vertigo is gonna grow 'Cause it's so dangerous, you'll have
to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? well you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of takin off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry

Chickety china, the chinese chicken, Have a drumstick and your brain stops
tickin' watchin X-Files with no lights on, we're dans la maison I hope the
smoking man's in this one. Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic, Like
Sting I'm tantric, like Snickers guaranteed to satisfy, Like Kurasawa I
make mad films, Okay I don't make films but if I did they'd have a Samurai.
Gonna get a set a' better clubs Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs just so
my irons aren't always flying off the backswing. Gotta get in tune with
Sailor Moon 'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes that make me
think the wrong thing.

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Tryin hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean? You soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of losing my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Dropped your arms to your sides and said "I'm sorry"
Five days since I laughed at you and said
"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"
Three days since the living room
We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do?
Yesterday you just smiled at me
'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

Still be two days till we say we're sorry

Still be two days till we say we're sorry