Geez, only 20 days until Xmas...I sure hope those Heckler's Mugs get here soon so I can wrap them up and give them to all my friends...now if I can just get the damn phrase "With friends like you, who needs enemies?" out of my head whenever I reach towards the gift wrap...Oh, well, here's the latest bits of randomness I found in my stocking today...
Random Musings,.............. now in game form. (SunniesDay)
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Fried Ice-Cream is really a crappy idea. (CivilWar49)
Even worse is what I saw some show host giving to all his guests on some talk show recently - Spam Brownies (ewwww!)...
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Tabloid Offer...
Princess Di Pregnant By Circus Alligator Boy..
Princess Diana is said to have been impregnated my the Reptilian Boy of the royal circus. Reports say that the former royal decided not to carry the baby to term, but rather had an abortion, and made a pair of stylish slingbacks. Animal Rights, Right to Life and Gucci are all pounding the womans door down. The princess, however is not to be found. She's on the hunt for the father...it seems she needs a purse to match. When asked for a comment on her footwear...
"Mock Croc my ass" was the royal reply. (Prinncesss)
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I NEED ASPIRIN FOR MY BAD HAIR DAY (WStokes683)
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I had to switch my name around because of stupid account stuff, but I am back and wanting to stake my claim. Is Biochick out there? (TroubWLW)
I believe Biochick is still floating around on the web, but not on AOL last I heard...
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ok (DInCzlady)
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My cat and I were having an intimate moment when suddenly, he looked up, deep into my eyes, and bit my wrist. Him dead now. (Mr Onliner)
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Hey, whenever you read a book with the author's picture on it, do you feel like he is watching you read his book? (LordCow1)
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LOOK OUT, HE'S AFTER YOU!! (LordCow1)
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If I told you, I would have to kill you. (LordCow1)
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You wanna know whats i gotz ta tell yuz? I tink you should bust some o dat randomness in dis junt every mutha @#$@% day. Den weed bee strizat. (AltControl)
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How the hell did our species ever get out of the ice age? I mean, I can't get a hard-on if there's a cold breeze in the room, much less if I'm surrounded by 200,000 tons of ice. (BDookie)
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If you're gonna be a brat, then you better do it right. (Shortsigh)
Your right, Short...next semester, I'm going to enroll in Brat Education 101 to make myself the best brat I can be...
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Possibly, I am just a brain in a vat. (JeDaPa)
Despite all my fat, I am still just a brain in a vat...hmmm, that Smashing Pumpkins song wouldn't quite sound the same with that line, now would it?
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MagicClams! Yay, he hath returned! (Shortsigh)
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Monday mornings = life's way of getting back at you for having fun over the weekend instead of working (JeDaPa)
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A slogan for Mike Tyson. " As good as you are is as humble as you should be." (ADemasse)
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Dunkin Donuts is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, yet they still have locks on the doors. (OpusPengy)
LOL Opus...another imponderable - were saloons in the old west open 24 hours a day? If they weren't, how in the heck did they lock the doors?
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how do you make gold soup?
24 carrots. hahahahahahahaha (MrPink 991)
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Flouride? yes of course, where else would you put it. (MrPink 991)
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Cop #1: "This oven has been on recently, Jim." Cop #2 (presumably Jim): "How can you tell, Cop #1?" Cop #1(presumably Cop #1): "The cheese...it's sweating." (PodrazaR)
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I really like when the HO responds to your Randomness in the bold writing. I just love that. If it isn't too much to ask, could ya make a little response to this one in the bold, black writing. PLEASE, i love that., (Tocadisco)
okay...here's a little response to your entry...oops, maybe I took it a bit too literally, huh?
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I wonder if somewhere people actually look like this: (o: (Tocadisco)
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"I'd like to quote myself, If I may" - Tocadisco
(Tocadisco)
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I feel as though this game is pressuring me to think... and I don't appreciate that. (TBIRD79188)
By all means, do NOT think - that's reserved for those other games like Limerickization and Antagonist Trivia and so on...Brain cells are too valuable a commodity to use them to think on this game...
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When you think you really love someone, ask yourself, "If it would save their life, would you drink ANY liquid that came out of their body?" (TBIRD79188)
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"What the hell am I going to put in here?" you ask? Not a damn thing. . . and suddenly this little box becomes a paradox, no? (SpookyDean)
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Hi, I'm doing fine. Thanks for asking. More importantly, how are you? Isn't it strange that me and Heckler X came back at the same time? I see Tocadisco is back too. Remember the boycott... the good ole days. Summer of 96 Bay-bee!! By the way, don't drink yourself into an alcoholic haze. I hate guilt. (BabyLamms)
Yes, my union brother...that boycott in Summer was absolutely wonderful...everyone has shown up at the reunion here around the campfire singing union songs and throwing money into the "Elect-A-Liberal" fund for 2000 and...oh, sorry, must be that alcholic haze I'm experiencing...
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I miss my computer at home. It's way better than the peice of crap I have here at school. I get to go home soon! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! Oh boy! I get to see my friends - ooohh, ecstacy. (BabyLamms)
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The entries are really stacking up now that it's free. Wouldn't it be cool if people had something to do with their lives? I wouldn't know anything about that. (Kaziganthi)
LOL Kaz, I wouldn't know about that either - if I had something to do with my life, I wouldn't be here responding to these entries for those paltry amount of tokens or other assorted AOL paraphenalia they pay me each week...
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Two guys in an elevator. One guy farts. Everybody knows who did it. (LeithGA)
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Remember: Just because you're not paranoid, doesn't mean they're not out to get ya! (LeithGA)
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Someone one told me, "If there's no grass on the field, then don't play ball!!!" I told him, "Get bent" That's all! (TRC367JR)
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I just checked the token standings thingy...and I don't understand...what the hell did I win 10 tokens for? I don't think I won any games or nuthin' since the new system's kicked in. Do we all just start out with 10 tokens, or what? Someone answer me, please. Please. (MooGeneric)
I wish I could help you, Moo - I haven't a clue...As for me, they pay me 2.95 tokens/hour - that sounds so familiar for some reason...
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ChrisIzzo, are you trying to say that I plagarized something from the past, or were you just asking me how I would feel. Because, if I typed something that has been typed before, then we shall call that a coincidence.. I am funny enough without having to copy someone else's humor..OK????? If you were just asking me how I feel about something like that...I say, burn the person at the stake! (Pretti 0ne)
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yeah ok give me a blank page and let me go to town on it (RASBERET1)