Well today I am just stuffing my mouf wid loss a pupkurn...I dun dink I'll be mekking tu meny ...ah that's better, as I was saying, I don't think I'll make any comments on today's entries, so I guess you'll have to guess which ones caught my attention...
And before you all go screaming about how some of your entries were deleted in this batch, it's probably because they were...The reservoir has broke and the flood has started, so a fair amount of random (emphasis on random) deleting was done - as much as I'd like to post all the entries all the time, sometimes it's just not possible (geez, even I found out today I have a life haha) :(
Anyway, back to my popcorn eating...I'll silently munch away while y'all glance at the entries that made it here...
I will now say Ma. Ma. (BlueWaffle)
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Jack nicklaus St. nicklaus, any relation? I think so, so next time you see jack, sit on his lap and ask for a bicycle (Rit12345)
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Heyyyyyy, look at the "you have mail' sign. Why is the flag up?!?!? (BlueWaffle)
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Masturbation doesnt m ak e u stooooopid, knee ther duz Lsd (Rit12345)
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I once went to an urban area in the country, it's size was equal to the American indian population of antarctica (Rit12345)
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this guy i know, he used to wash his hair every wednesday night, and then him and his friend had a contest and neither of them washed their hair for a really long time. now he washes it every other day. i guess that's an improvement. (Shilorider)
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"Help! my rope is stuck" i dunno, just seemed like a cool thing to put in quotes (Rit12345)
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i still don't think the other guy's washed his hair. last time i saw it it was looking kind of sticky. (Shilorider)
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I did not read the directions to this. I don't even know why I'm here...I'm scared...I wanna go home to see my imaginary friend Roger. (Crakerz123)
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She's in love with a geek
I'm 10 times as cool and half as smart
but she's in love with a geek (Rit12345)
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raini a raison. des pommes de terre sont bonnes. j'aime mes bagages (Shilorider)
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wouldn't it be cool if the devil came to earth, acted nice, and died, he would get into heaven, beat up god and nobody would believe in christianity anymore (Rit12345)
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i got the toasters new cd yesterday. it's bouncy. (Shilorider)
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can someone explain to me why everything i'm wearing is black and i still don't seem to match? black is one color, folks! (Shilorider)
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I have fingernail cancer, luckily I had the clippers with me (no not the lousy basketball team) Is that what the white spots mean (Rit12345)
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What smells worse, my breath, my armpits, my feet, or my butt? I don't know, why don't you check for yourself (Rit12345)
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I would talk to myself but I never have anything interesting to say (Rit12345)
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Do you know that famous eagles song? Esperanto? (Rit12345)
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i think the name DAYCOLORES is really funny (Rit12345)
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don't you hate it when it's the day you wash all your underwear and you get shanked (Rit12345)
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principals who take away balloons: next donahue. (Shilorider)
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You know that nude guy at the laundromat who only owns one set of clothes, well, I never met him (Rit12345)
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Hello I'm norman invasion, here's sarah bellum, manuel transmission, and mike hunt (Rit12345)
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I was going to pick up sally from school, but then I heard that oasis song (Rit12345)
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i haven't shaved in 14 years and i don't have a beard, so how come my dad has to shave every day or he'll get one? (Rit12345)
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54+15, 55+14, 56+13, 57+12, 58+11, 59+10, 60+9, you've got a sick mind, it didn't have an equals sign so you're not supposed to add the numbers together (Rit12345)
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my tokens are gone!!!!!!!! why!!!!!!!!!!!!! why are you doing this?!?!?!?!? just tell me your names.... (Shilorider)
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I've been playing the random game for over an hour and a half, so how about putting one entry on your list, at least, or, you could make a folder, the random rantings of rit12345, but actually, I'd prefer if you all just declare me the ruler of the universe as i so rightfully should be, however, i leave it up to you
(Rit12345)
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I haven't got a clue as to what's going on!! (MikeE56)
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hey Tocadisco, thanks for mentioning me. (BabyLamms)
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I have to make popcorn for dinner. I didn't know what to eat but I was reading that stuff about Orville Reddenbacher and butts and stuff. That reminded me that I have popcorn. Now that's my dinner and I have to think of moles and stuff while I eat it. (BabyLamms)
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Shannon needs a Brother word processor so she can finish typing her paper. Little help?? (BabyLamms)
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We have a special *popcorn button on our microwave. Cuts down on the thinking. (BabyLamms)
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Actually, the popcorn button undercooks the popcorn so I have to think extra hard. (BabyLamms)
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...roller coaster, of looovvve, (say what), a-roller coaster, ah woo hoo hoo! (BabyLamms)
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pop..........pop......................pop..........pop,pop,pop,pop,.....pop,papapop,popopopop... (BabyLamms)
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Oh...the boycott memories. Those were the days. Well anyway. I hate Christmas shopping. It's really bringing me down. For example, right now I'm wearing a shirt I bought for someone else...and Im growing attached to it. But I'll get over it. After I clean all the puke, boogers, and spaghetti sauce off it,
I'll throw it in a box and give away. You all know how it is. Okay. Bye now. (CurlyAnnT)
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Once....I slept over my friends house, and in the mornin we ate cornflakes. Except I found out they weren't cornflakes...they were my friend's brother's scab collection. K. Bye now. (CurlyAnnT)
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ok there were 3 guys in bed and they all slept and in the morning one guy had a dream and said "I had a dream someone was tugging on my dick." and the other guy said "yeah, me too." and the guy in the middle said "I had a dream I was skiiing." (PodrazaR)
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I lost my wallet today at the mall, and a really hot guy returned it to customer service. I smiled at him and he smiled back. Then he gave me the "eyes" and then he walked away. I could marry that man. (CurlyAnnT)
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Wouldn't it really stink if this mystery Customer Service guy goes online, and visits the Random game frequently? Well then I'd feel really really stupid because he knows I'm talking about him. Well If you get this Mr. Customer Service, I think I love you! So what am I so afraid of? I'm afraid that I'm not sure of a love there is no cure for! (CurlyAnnT)
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I want to marry a hot customer service guy who eats popcorn for dinner. (BabyLamms)
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You know, I was at wrestling practice today, and we were doing these moves called high-crotches. It's not a sickening move, but it does involve ramming the arm around someone's upper thigh. So, were did a couple, and after one that we did, I heard someone go, "Oh, God, my nuts!" We were all laughing a lot. True Story
The moral to this story: wear tighty-whities instead of boxers to wrestling practice. (PodrazaR)
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you have to accept the fact that somedays you are the statue....and other days your the pigeon (Metal FLAK)
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I think guys who eat popcorn are sexy. (BabyLamms)
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He was eating popcorn (the customer service guy....) It was so sexy. (CurlyAnnT)
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I want to marry a hot customer guy who eats popcorn for dinner. (CurlyAnnT)
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blaa blaa yackity shmackity "s.i.d.j.i.t.s.!"woooo (AlliGarber)
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Here I am. Bored. SO I am playing the Random Game. What a strange concept. A game where you win tokens for doing nothing. Only you guys at HO could think of something so pointless. What's with the tokens anyway? It takes hundreds of them to get some weird little cup holder or something like that. What is this obsession with Kramer you guys have? It freaks me out.
Keep up the good work though. (Kumantes)
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One morning a subtitute teacher walked into her classroom and she noticed that four people were missing. The students told her that the missing people were three boys and a girl. Ten minutes after the bell rings, one of the boys walk in and the sub asks him where he has been. He says,"On top of Cherry Hill." Two minutes later the next boy comes in and she asks him where he has been. He says, "On top of Cherry Hill." Then the next boy comes in . She
asks, he answers. Same thing. Then the girl comes in. The sub says,"Let me guess, on top of Cherry Hill, right?" "No", the girl says. "I am Cherry Hill." (RGwinnell6)
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Hmm, haven't been here in awhile...so how have you been? (Pretti 0ne)
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The other day when I was cleaning the mole-guts off of my garden rake, I thought of something. If our astronauts go to mars, and claim the territory for their own, and then proclaim themselves residents, then that would make them Martians. Well then, won't there be another Orson Wells-type panic when they return back on earth? (MJRay3)
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I mean, how have you really been? (Pretti 0ne)
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Hola, soy escribiendo en espanol(duh). Muy original, si? Pues, no hablo muy bien, pero me gusta la comida. Mmmmm, tacos. Me gustara ganar muchos token-os porque necesito bragas nuevas, regalas para la navidad, y cosas diferentes por no razon. Asi, muy original, no? Se hace mucho tiempo por escribirte. Adios! (Edna8me)
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alright, be that way..I didn't really want to know how you've been anyway! Sheesh..don't you just hate when you ask a question and NO ONE responds???? (Pretti 0ne)
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I was really pee-oh'd, boy, when I found out that the X-Files was really just some lame, rated "G" show about weird stuff with hardly any naked women at all! (MJRay3)
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It's so simple.... If our government just lied and told all the other countries in the world that we have twice as much gold in Fort Knox than we really do, then all of us would be rich right now. (MJRay3)
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If you can read this standing 20 feet from your monitor, your eyesight is really good. [This message is closed-captioned for the hearing impaired] (MJRay3)
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Fox Mulder REALLY works for the CIA........ (MJRay3)
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are you aware thaT the federal regulatOry commission remarKEd that it is agaiNst regulationS to subject someone unwillingly to subliminal messages..... (MJRay3)
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I think the grinch was a little rough on those kids. I mean, the giant Electro Who-cardio Schnook is not an easy instument to play. (MJRay3)
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I am stuck shooting marbles to Mrs. Bush while watching random snowflakes cause cars to crash as E.T. comes down from the sky in his big spaceship and ruining my newly cut lawn so I get out the chainsaw and now my father is getting leather slippers for Christmas. (InsaneFool)
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RbdWombat: shame on ye, an' for true. You *mis-quoted*: That should have been "Arkle Markle Farkle Snarkle Barkle... and COFFEE!" (although personally I take my caffiene in purer forms:
Coke, Pepsi, Jolt when I ca actually find it....) (KiheBard)
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IT's just like old times again. I have to wipe a tear from my eye and flick it at HO Chicago's eye hoping the salt from the tear burns his retina. Thanks for not posting my stuff jerk. (TroubWLW)
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a bit of advice....if you want to shut someone up who is annoying you....just say blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.....until they go away and leave you alone so you can watch Scooby Doo. ok thats all i had to say. thanks for your time (YCPchamp)
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Since this is a random game and I am the random player I get to name the random prize and name the random winner. Right? Right. So here goes. I win. TaDa (JoanneLove)
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There was a guy......one day he was having sex with his girl friend in his house.Suddenly his sister walked in and said "What are you doing?" so he said "We are matching the size of our belly button". His sister wanted to do it so she said "if you don't play that game with me i'll tell mom what you were doing". The guy got scared and he did it with her sister. while they're doing it her sister said" damn..you are better than dad" and he responded "that's what mom said to me" (XJUhexNGx)
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HEY! What the hell did LB Ogre get tokens for ? Was he more random then I? Well I show you I'll show you dfhjeiofhsdjkfh. (Daramoor)
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You know what I just realized. I'm not random at all. All I ever do here is complain then apologize profusely afterwards. I guess I can't be random. Luckily, this is the only game where I can just rattle off about nothing and you sit there and read it. And I DO appreciate that. I love you guys! *sniff* (Daramoor)
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One more thing for today. My friend John "The Animal" Mount sent me this list of excuses to miss a day of school. Enjoy! (Daramoor)
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When I got up this morning, I took two Exlax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the toilet but I feel good about it. (Daramoor)
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I set half my clocks in my house ahead an hour and the other half back an hour Saturday and spent 18 hours in some kind of space-time continuum loop, reliving Sunday (right up until the explosion). I was able to exit the loop only by reserving the polarity of the power source exactly e*log(pi) clocks in the
house while simultaneously rapping my dog on the snout with a rolled up Times. Accordingly, I will be late or early. (Daramoor)
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Sorry but I'm not going to put anymore on the list today. The messages are taking a little too long to get through and my mother has almost hacked her way in with th (Daramoor)
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How do you identify an old man in the dark????? Re: It's not hard!!!!!! C'mon, laugh already.... Please???? (GNG777)
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I'd just like to say that Daramoor is in fact me. This means that all the stuff about complaining and apologizing really refer to T-Bird, which is me, rather than Daramoor, which is also me. Wait a minute, er, uh...oh, damn! Now I have a headache. (TBIRD79188)
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Hey Kaziganthi, my cat would probably be dead now or my bathtub would constantly be bloody if it wasn't for that urinary tract cat food. Did you know that my cat would sit in the bathtub all day so he wouldn't bleed all over the house. I bet that you all wished you had a cat as considerate as mine. (BabyLamms)
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:::lighting a candle:::: well peoples, Sunday was a very sad day for me. do you know what it is? ok, then I'll tell ya. Come back here! HEY! Don't make me strap you down! Anyway, Sunday was the 16th anniversary of the death of one of the smartest men that ever lived... go ahead. guess... noooo, not Abe lincoln, you retards... Not Burl Ives... what??? Bush? he's still alive.
anyway, John Lennon died at 11:15 PM on December 8th, 1980. -sigh- Do you remember that day? I don't. LOL... but I recognise it every year the anniversary comes around. Anyway, so some friends and I went and had a lovely candelight thingamajig in dear Johnnie's honor... then we pouted a while and put in "John Lennon and the Plastic Ono band in... Walking on Thin Ice."
Well, anyways.... Ahhh I see our "friend" Troubie has returned. Again. LOL... anyway... hey! you're not the boss of this place! QUIT IT! I AINT GONNA STRING NO HOT DOG! GEEEEZ! Well, I don't have much else to say... Be good, peoples, and don't wait till Dec. 23rd to do your shopping.. LOL... I did that last year, trust me, IT DOESN'T WORK! See you all later.... Imagine there's no heaven... It's easy if you try. No hell below us... above us only sky... Imagine all the people... living life in peace, I-highyiyiyi... imagine no posessions... it isn't hard to do. No poverty or hunger, and no religion, too. :::plinkin away on my piano::: (PS- yeah, I know it's not a beatles song, it's in memory of dear John!) (JaguarMel)
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I have 2 cats you know (BabyLamms)
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Their names are Goldie and Tony. Goldie is older. Tony is the one who used to bleed in the bathtub. He eats the special food now. So does Goldie, just because Tony has to. Tony is fat. He weighs something like 20 pounds. That's fat for a cat. (BabyLamms)
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Don't You Hate
That "walls
are closing
in" feeling??
(SMAC48)
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GINA IS STRONG LIKE RUSSAIN WOMAN AND RUSSAIN WOMAN IS STRONG
LIKE BULL! (KC4EvrNEvr)
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Does anyone know where the remote to my VCR is? I need to tape
Scooby Doo. (BabyLamms)
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It's on in 14 minutes. C'mon, help me dammit! (BabyLamms)
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i'll let you cross on one condition....that you bring me back a monkey. (Shilorider)
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that saying's no good without the appropriate accent. try saying it out loud, pausing a little after each word. (Shilorider)