Good God, Man, referring to (theSawTrik) whatever that was that you typed, for some odd reason made me hysterical. I just giggled & giggled & giggled!! Don't ask me why...cause it has no functional meaning that I can see, but damned if it didn't tickle my funny bone!!!!! If I was allowed to give out a FREE hour, you'd get it SAWTRIK!!! (Pretti 0ne)

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hmm, well, I'm off to see if Erik Estrada has left the building!!!! (Pretti 0ne)

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ok..I'm back and HE is still lurking in the celebrity personals. Makes you think he just can't find a date...or no small furry animals applied!!! (Pretti 0ne)

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Rippin' Slippin'!
Dang Fang!
Darn Zarg!
Barg-a-ding-dong! (TheSawTrik)

Rippin' Slippin'!
Dang Fang!
Darn Zarg!
Barg-a-ding-dong! (TheSawTrik)

Rippin' Slippin'!
Dang Fang!
Darn Zarg!
Barg-a-ding-dong! (TheSawTrik)


GOD...WHY DO I THINK THAT'S SO DAMNED FUNNY!!??? Perhaps I'm not feeling well! You will all agree with me though, his entry was VERY VERY VERY RANDOM!!! Give that man/woman an hour! (sorry I have assumed TheSawTrik is a male, please forgive me if it is otherwise) (Pretti 0ne)

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Am I just rambling on & on & on & on & on & on & on & on???? (Pretti 0ne)

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Rippin' Slippin'!
Dang Fang!
Darn Zarg!
Barg-a-ding-dong! (TheSawTrik)


SORRY, had to do it just one more time!! It just makes me absolutely hysterical! (Pretti 0ne)

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So, like, it's back to chaos now? (MooGeneric)

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No more Mr. Deputy Clean-Up Man? (MooGeneric)

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What exactly does the end of the Law and Order age mean for everyone? (MooGeneric)
It just means the deputy has picked up a winter coat and put on his snow boots - it's getting pretty snowy around these parts.

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Whatever. (MooGeneric)

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What the heckles does "The Ice Age" mean for the Random Game? (MooGeneric)

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I spit in his mouth. (MooGeneric)


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Did you change into a new age just because I asked you to? Woooo...power rush. If you didn't, then nanny nanny poo poo to you. (Dante303)
Well, I do occasionally take good suggestions (maybe if I took some more, I'd be in back of my mansion and would've never heard of the Random Game, but I digress) - the Law and Order Age had gone on for a bit too long when I looked back at the entries, so, I thank ye for the suggestion, Dante303...

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I'm still waiting for the answer to my previous question...what the hell was the blank game? ANSWER ME!!!! (Dante303)
If you could shed some light on when the "Blank Game" was referred to, I'd be happy to answer your question...

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well, I figured out the Antagonist Trivia thingie, even made it to number 3 once!!! Aren't you all proud of me?? (Pretti 0ne)
Of course, Pretti...

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No, I don't approve of upside down zippers, and I'll not make an excception! (ArrowsDeja)

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The Ice Age, hmm, more like the crushed ice age, or the ice cube age.... (ArrowsDeja)

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I think a really cool thing to say, when ordering a pizza by phone would be to order 2 toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting!" (Pretti 0ne)

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...or tell them to double-check this time to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. (Pretti 0ne)

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.....or ask if you get to keep the box that the pizza comes in. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. (Pretti 0ne)

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...or pretend to doze off in the middle of your placing the order, then catch yourself and say, "Where was I?" (Pretti 0ne)

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Tell your wife she is great in bed (DaSlapper)
Uhh, does anybody got a wife that's looked awfully happy lately? I definitely wouldn't know LOL...

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I don't earn good bucks for crap like this. (GTraub12)

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Were you talkin' ta me?
Were YOU talkin' ta me??
Were YOU talkin' ta ME???
Were YOU TALKIN' TA ME????
WERE YOU TALKIN' TA ME?????
Well you were lookin' at me.
I hate you! You hate me! Were a mental family! With a gun in yo head and a bullet up yo butt! Let's all go kill Barney the slut! (HO Dingy)
YAY, Dingy! Mutilation of Barney is always a good thing...

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hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi Thanks, I needed that. (HO Dingy)

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I was having a cat food seizure. (HO Dingy)

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Cha cHa chA
C H A (HO Dingy)
LOL, Dingy...as a little kid, we hoped in vain that our cat would do that stupid little dance after being fed Purina Cat Chow

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I'm playin' baaaasketbaaaaaalll! You can't guard me! The Secret Service couldn't guard me! (HO Dingy)

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HI (Cool Manet)

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How do you make a horse mad? Hit it with a big stick. (Curve80)

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Spread your legs and smile! Buy NEW M&M Tampons! (Kaziganthi)
Do they melt in your...well, best not to go there

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Spontaneous Human Combustion is what makes life worth living. (Kaziganthi)

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Como ests, Coolero? (Kaziganthi)

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Vamos al pas de los muertos! (Kaziganthi)

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Witness in thine armpits the glory of the lord. (Kaziganthi)

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Diarrhea, Poop, and Constipation (MMARA)

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what game??? (HVYHITER)

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yay!! i'm so cool!! i won free hours!!!! (SupRMeGgin)

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blahblahblahblahblahblahblah i wanna dye my hair purple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SupRMeGgin)
But I thought you didn't LIKE Barney, SupRMeG...

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cookin chicken soop with rice... (SupRMeGgin)

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spillin chicken soop with rice... (SupRMeGgin)

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lappin chicken soop with rice... (SupRMeGgin)

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ralphin chicken soop with rice... (SupRMeGgin)

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i want a bubble jacket and i want to give my belts to charity and i want to forget how to say two consenents together and i want to be loud (well, i'm already loud), and i want to wear clothes made for middle aged men, and i want to hang wit my g's and get my gat out on da hood wit my niggas....yep, all after i finish my homework (SupRMeGgin)

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mmmmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.....i just luvvvvvv h20 (SupRMeGgin)

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You can't catch a bat with a pot, idiot (Didalidy)
With that new medical marijuana thingamajig I heard about in California, I think a whole lot of Californians are wondering if they can catch some pot with a bat...

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I have returned. This is WLW Troub, yes, it is me. I had to alter my screen name for stupid AOL reasons, so I kept it the same as best I could. I heard rumors of a price change and now I have returned due to the money saving ways of AOL 97. Isn't that great Chicago? I also heard that JAGUARMEL was taking over a bit, I'm wiling to put an end to that, oh ho ho ho. I am warning all, I am here to stay. If you do not know who I am, please refer to past "ages" and see that my reign was only caused by lack of funds. Biochick and I have since married and she is still as annoying. I luv y'all. (TroubWLW)

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When you think of Spam don't you just get a little lump in your throat? (Lovethyme)
LOL...When I think of Spam, it tends to send whatever's in my throat right back out on the floor...

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Once upon a time someone was bored. So that someone went on AOL to play Beatnik night but whatho? it was not there. Then this person went to play UB dylan but whatho? it was not there either. I tell you the whole system is breaking down! (Lovethyme)

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The "Ice age?" What the hell? THE ICE AGE??? I don't see any friggin glaciers, do YOU? I DIDN'T THINK SO!!! CALL IT "THE WINTER AGE." OR "THE CLINTON AGE... AGAIN." grumblegrumblegrumble... you people make me SICK. SICK!! :::puffin on cigar::: ~~THE ABOVE POST WAS POSTED BY JAGUARMEL'S EVIL SISTER, TOMCATBELL. PLEASE DISREGARD IT IMMEDIATELY~~~ Little darlin... it's been a long, long, lonely winter. Little darlin.. it feels like years since it's been here... so here comes the sun... :::do do do do::: Here comes the sun.... HEY! CALL IT TH' BEATLES AGE!! YEAH!!! (JaguarMel)

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What the hell is this (BobDole200)

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I think the chicken came first. "where", you ask, "did the chicken come from?". Well, my answer to you is: "prehistoric genetic engineering.". (SMAC48)

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What's higher than god, lower than the devil, and if you eat it you die? (EricModena)

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The answer is nothing, if you eat nothing you die. (EricModena)

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Am I King or am I not King? (MP4ever7)
Well, as long as you're not Don King, then everything's fine...

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Allll Righty Thennn!!! (Scotty 6E)

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I'M BACK ME WIN (Malienne)

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ME WANT TIME (Malienne)

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I'd rather be afflicted with violent, projectile diarrhea for the rest of my life than hear the Macarena even one more time. (Kaziganthi)
Tough choice, but I tend to lean with Kaz on this one...

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Speaking of violent, projectile diarrhea, I'd like to say, "Odwalla Diarrhea all-a day!" (Kaziganthi)

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In the name of the first amendment I would just like to say "SHIT!" (Kaziganthi)

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My high school is a fascist dictatorship. Since I am currently a freshman, I am more than likely to glean more than a few emotional scars in my four years here. (Kaziganthi)

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Are knee-jerk liberals people who would like to knee Newt Gingrich in the crotch? If so, I'd definately qualify. (Kaziganthi)

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I like to excercise my new found powers of bilinguality. (Kaziganthi)

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You know, I read a while back about HO hiring...was that for real???? Cause I'd be interested!!! (Pretti 0ne)
There you go, Pretti...you can take over the Random game and I can get moved up a notch to...hmmm, what exactly is a notch up in Hecklers, I wonder...

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BASEBALL WRONG!: MAN CAN'T WALK WITH FOUR BALLS! (PissWizard)

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i think ross perot should have won the election cause he has big ears so he'd be able to listen to us better (SupRMeGgin)

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damn it...i think i broke my finger...no, i don't think it's supposed to look like a big purple grape (SupRMeGgin)

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Will I get into trouble for trying to hack a STAFF CODE??? : (Pretti 0ne)
The mythical staff code & staff area - to paraphrase Johnny Dangerously, I've been to the Staff Code Area once...once! (Wasn't anything great in there, from what I could see...)

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Hey, great idea..maybe instead of FREE hours of time, you could give out Staff Access and let us do what we want! Imagine That??? (Pretti 0ne)
Better yet, why don't you try to get into Steve Case's stock option codes for AOL...well, AOL stock may not be the most profitably fun thing to own now....

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i imagine your hand,
wrapped gently around mine
guiding me,
or suggesting to guide me
through the desolate streets surrounding us,
that i don't even notice
when your hand is wrapped around mine

i imagine your smile,
warming me
in the coldest of colds
soft and sweet,
your lips and mine together
carrying us both
through our worries and troubles
when your smile warms me

i imagine us together,
smiling
laughing
kissing
dreaming
hoping
crying
loving

that's a poem i wrote...i deserve something for that since it was my first serious post...yay!!! (SupRMeGgin)

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cha cha cha cha cha cha (SupRMeGgin)

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monday tuesday happy day wendesday thursday happy day thursday frisay happy day saturday what a day spend the whole week with you...i know it's not right, but give me credit for enthusiasum (creative spelling) (SupRMeGgin)

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happy kwanza everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (SupRMeGgin)

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<"))))))>< .........Sounds a little fishy!!!! (Zana29)

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A personalized license plate for a muslim geologist: GALLAHG It not only shows his enthusiasm for his religion, it also dentes his occupation. GEE-ALLAH-GEE; GEOLOGY. (KHutch7001)
Pretty good, KHutch...

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I don't wanna go home I'm a toy's r us kid.....besides i'm chained to the barbie dolls. (Bink96)

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I am the winner (B7215)

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All I need now is intellectual intercourse. (SMAC48)

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Hey there, I'm back... didja miss me? Ya know what, I'm going to stop do the random game, because now I am good at all the other games,
so what's the point in creating a fake sense of winning in this here game? Well, fare thee well. (MPWxRaBiD3)

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Nah, fergit it, I'll stay. (MPWxRaBiD3)

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is this a pay anything game
and is it persona (LOBUZ)

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The age before you move to Florida, thus ends the ice age. (Curve80)
Yes, Pina Coladas to everyone once the Ice Age ends...

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BUTTS GALORE (MK4ALL)

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Yes (MorphineRx)

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hello (BSmiley500)

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Where do you get dragon milk ??? ans. from a cow with short legs (Nascarnhis)

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Hey this isn't solitare! (Jvc master)

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I don't get it. (Rep Boy 14)

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Rats, I thought this was the "ransom game", now what am I supposed to do with this kid I have all covered with duct tape? (SGarges)
LOL, SGarg...maybe you should see if he or she has rich parents...

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I took my 38 year old mother sledding when I was 10. She wanted to go. So she got on the sled and went down the hill. She hit a kid. He actually flew over her head. I laughed. - Mistral19 (Mistral19)

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I was trying to breed fruit flies for biology but they froze to death (GWTW98)

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I am so in love with my boyfriend that I suck =) (GWTW98)

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I bask in the glory of the awesome and mighty bunghole. (Kaziganthi)

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Oh, Poopy Popie. Oh, Soupy Poopy Soapy Popie. Gee, this is fun! Popie Soapy Poopy Soupy!!!! (Kaziganthi)

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There is a band called The Ace of Base. Shouldn't there be a band called The Ass of Bass? (Kaziganthi)
LOL Kaz...maybe it would consist of fishermen or something...

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The difference between O.J. and the average guy is that with O.J, it takes only 12 jerks to get him off. (Kaziganthi)

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Wouldn't it be cool if Kansas broke free of the Earth and floated into space? (Kaziganthi)

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Ha ha...the ice age! I get it (wink wink)! Ice age...I sage...Whew! I'm glad I've got another side, 'cause this one's split! (Pwall79)

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SupeRMeGin? You're addicted to Diet Coke? I totally worship you. I love DC more than life itself. You are on the top of my list of cool people. In fact....I'll make you number 2. (number one is Flea from Red Hot Chili Peppers) (CurlyAnnT)

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It was a dark and stormy nite...Then I thought, If I was a better man maybe I wouldn't have eaten the butter (HappiNside)

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what the hell. over? (GreyMAO)

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ok (MRBUNKER)

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RESPONSE: (SGarges)

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You say "potato", I say, "What the hell are looking at?" (SGarges)

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Hello Iv'e got nothing to send but My Words of Life and that's To Take Life One Day at a Time!!! (NPwer23)

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you ever get so baked that you repetenly forget stuff. right now I'm on cruches and it hard to get arround in the house, but I find it pretty amusing when I'm baked. two days ago I was in my living room and I needed my glasses from my room, I went all the way up stairs hopped arround forgot what I needed, even though I couldn't see. I went all the way down the stairs and as soon as I sat down I remembered. I guess I'm just a normal burn out forgetting shit. any body have the same problem? (PWoods2161)