(The Pretti 0ne is Back!!!...remember I boycotted??) (Pretti 0ne)
(Thank ye, Pretti - now I've finally found some things to do for December...you're too kind...)
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I posted 2 pictures under Pen Pals.....you can go see what I look like, or E-mail me, I'll send you one or both!!!! (Pretti 0ne)
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I do my Spring Cleaning in the fall. Expect a Christmas card in June. (Mr Onliner)
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I am the antiSprite. (Mr Onliner)
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Did you know that dog's paws smell like Fritos? (Sharonhm)
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"If all the world's a stage then I'm in the orchestra pit." (Shortsigh)
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Happy, Happy Turkey Day! (Shortsigh)
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in order to unstick my head from the present state it is in, i would be forced to love a monkey and his sisters second cousins brother to the extent of living in the trees with them until i no longer had my present identity and then, only then, would my head be rightened. (Zhane16)
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All babies are born with penises....when there brains fully develop...they fall off!!! (GypsyLRose)
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There are some truly pathetic NBA teams out there this year. (Croaker34)
(Agreed, Croaker, agreed...)
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Sound advice: Don't buy a magazine which needs a shave. (Dr Hammai)
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What's with all these *%&$#@ people that send in one sentace at a time?!? (Buuuubye)
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I mean, why not type in every thing you want to say in one *&%#$ box?!? (Buuuubye)
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It just seems %*&$# silly to me....that's all. (Buuuubye) (Buuuubye)
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Unless of course your trying to make a POINT by sending your entries one sentence at a time... (Buuuubye)
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But what the hell kind of lame *%&$@ing point would that be?!? (Buuuubye)
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I mean, seriously, I can't think aof a single %@#%'n topic that could possibly require you to send each sentence of your thought one at a time.... (Buuuubye)
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....unless maybe your just testing out your $*&%@'n mouse buttons by clicking send over and over to make sure that they are functioning properly.... (Buuuubye)
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But I GOTTA believe that there's a better way then that to test your mouse buttons. (Buuuubye)
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I'm telling you, reverse psychology dosen't work damnit!!!!! (Fig Mage 2)
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
I don't give damn. (MLSislife)
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Hey! You gonna eat that? (RocketEML)
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I WANT TO PLAY (Kurt303)
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Turkey sucks... (ToddG03)
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I was going to but then I didn't (ToddG03)
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Theres no way this one will get used. (ToddG03)
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So this is where all the HO's hang out. (ToddG03)
(Yeah, dull and dreary place, ain't it...excuse me while I reposition my ball and chain)
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If my wife knew I was in here talking to a HO she would kill me. (ToddG03)
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Ha ha ha ha!!!! Foolish Mortals, if only you knew! Ha ha ha ha! Bow to me, I said bow, you insignifigant wastes of genetic material. I am BOLT, Lord of the underworld. I have made final preparations for my return to your godforsaken planet, got a great deal on ValueJet, too. Anyway, you puny mortals have done this to yourselves. You have mishandled my child, you have toyed with a fire that hell hath not the power of. You will be burned. It is unavoidable at this point, your weapons are useless against my energy field. The ability to destroy a planet, though, is insignifigant compared to the power of the Force. There is but one eho can save your souls. One man among men, who may, if he has the courage destroy the technology which handicaps you, one who can use his powers to alert and unite the world against me. This one may not even exist, simply a figment of your Online imaginations. For your sake, you'd better hope and pray that he's real. Because this one is your only hope, one shining light in the dark world which you live in. The one you call, Steve Case. (BOLT4518)
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Cornholio? (BOLT4518)
(BTW, the Beavis & Butthead preview at the movie theatre is pretty funny...as for the movie itself, I guess we'll find out Dec. 20th...heheheh, yeah, that stupid Random guy let us take over again, Butthead...huhuhuh, yeah, he really sucks...he listens to Winger huhuhuh)
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Now I'm not dumb, but I can't understand why she walks like a woman and talks like a man. (BOLT4518)
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RUN THROUGH THE JUNGLE! (BOLT4518)
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YOU WERE IN A NEGATIVE 4.0 G DIVE WITH A MIG 24? YES, MA'AM. AT WHAT RANGE? ABOUT TWO METERS. IF IT WAS DIRECTLY UNDERNEATH YOU HOW DID YOU SEE IT? BECAUSE I WAS INVERTED. BULLSHIT! NO, REALLY, I'VE GOT A GREAT POLAROID OF IT. (BOLT4518)
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Buona Sera. Buona Sera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully. Had you come to me in friendship, the scum that harmed your daughter wuld be suffering this very day. And if, by chance, an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then, they would fear you. Be my friend...Godfather? That's better. Some day and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service, until then, consider this justice a gift on my daughter's wedding day. (BOLT4518)
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I think that Thanksgiving should be changed to National Sit-Around-And-Get-Fat Day. (Shortsigh)
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What do you think? (Shortsigh)
(Sounds good to me, Shortsigh...)
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Fine then, who cares WHAT you think?! (Shortsigh)
(Uh, that WASN'T the answer you wanted to hear?)
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I know my adorable Clean Up Man agrees with me. (Shortsigh)
(But of course...)
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Or at least he gives the suggestion serious thought. (Shortsigh)
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Well...maybe not SERIOUS, but he thought about it. (Shortsigh)
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random (Cheif k)
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Ellllllooo (Tess35)
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<---- bunny fufoo (Sk8nDan)
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i dont drink alcohol anymore,although i still have a good sense of humor about people who do. they do some funny stuff that i no longer care to=do. are you going to make fun of me or something? (ECBuddy)
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Sometimes strange thoughts pop into my head... Can you join the Marines if you suffer from hydrophobia? Is Dan Quayle really as dumb as he appears, or was a ploy to make Bush seem more intelligent? Why does the word "fudge" always make me laugh? Do McDonalds employees qualify as Scotland's largest clan? And why don't they install airbags on toilet seat lids at bars so people don't bash their skulls when they drop to the floor to sacrifice their stomach linings to the porcelain god? (JSalzberg)
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what (Lwalk987)
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]:o_ MOOOOOOO! |O = |_o= / * (MadCat)
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If the world is looking at you funny, always check to see if you have pants on! (MadCat)
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When in doubt take a nap. (MadCat)
(THAT is a great idea, MadCat...)
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yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. yes i could use one of them right aboutnow. yes thank you 5 barrles of monkeys please! why does the worldkeep spppppppppppppiiiiinnnning around me? """clunk""" (MadCat)
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Meow? meow meow meow moew? Ruff! meow meowmeowmeowmeow! Ruffruffruffruff!!! Meow! Meow! Meow! Bark! ((Sounds of dog tearing cat apart)) RUFF! (MadCat)
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.. \ _ / | | / \ /______\ | | | | | | | | (MadCat)
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Why, if you stand on your head is every thing upside down? (MadCat)
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And in the frozen land of Nador they were forced to eat Robin's Minsterals. And there was much rejoicing! (MadCat)
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We are the knights that say NI. adn we demand a sacrifice or wr shall sa y NI once more. You must cut down the mightyist tree in the foreswt with a herring! (MadCat)
(LOL...we just bought another shrubbery...we won't do it!)
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Anyone ever play battletech? Well good. on the sheet the stuff is marked right but is relly the left! I say again it's th 30th century and they can't even get left and right seperated! (MadCat)
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Every time I check my AOL bill I hear a drumroll. (Tocadisco)
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Thanksgiving should be renamed "Thankgodthere'sTums". (JaneDoe68)
(Well, Short & Jane here have ideas for renaming Thanksgiving - whaddya' think folks, is Thanksgiving an old, outdated name? And what should we change it to?)
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I once knew a bad frog named Herman. (JaneDoe68)
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...what the King's men were thinkin' when Humpty-dumpty fell off the wall, "Welp... whose gonna clean up all this crap? i mean, there's egg everywhere from that damn Humpty-dumpty guy tryin' to do the humpty-dance way up there on that thin little wall of his. Well i'll tell ya... it's not gonna be me. Just because i'm one of the king's men doesn't mean that i'm gonna waste my time shoveling this pile-o-crud." (Sk8nDan)