Eric the Half a File

Okay, this is the deal--There's seven winners this week; there's seven posts. Even those among us with the shortest of attention spans can get through this file.

First, the 10 token winners:

Subject: Re: Whap
From: DeadYak1
>>I'm grinning. This is a good thing.>>
>>Does that mean we get to have sex?<<
>>Why do you think I'm grinning?>>

I assumed it was a facial tic.
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Subject: Re: My CHILD-ish thread...
From: TyleredOne
I picked up some film today,and for some odd reason,included in the pictures is one of my two-year-old wearing Barbie roller skates,a straw hat,and a pink boa......that's it.....there is also one of my husband asleep,with makeup on......I swear to God,I'm afraid to leave these people alone anymore.....

And now the winner of 20 tokens:
Subject: Re: FUR BALL
From: Atani7
>>kat's idea:
jell-o, a plastic tarp, rope, vanilla scented oil, mirrors, and a big mac tm.<
Things used in sex..no...

Things to take camping...no...

Things that taste funny...

Look at that, we're already half done. (Okay, 42.86714% through, but who's keeping track?) 15 tokens to Dawn and Bob.
Subject: Re: Fans
From: Dawnie Q
>>Some girls are like fans, if you turn them on they'll blow you.<<

Some girls are like fans...if you stick your penis in them, they'll twirl around so fast they'll rip the sucker right off.
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Subject: Re: Naked
From: Odaeyss
>>Being able to lick your genitalia is not normal and wanting to is not healthy.>>
>>Tell that to my dog...<<

By that your, I hope you mean his, and not your.

25 tokens to Chacro. Yeah, I know, the post's not quite worth 25 tokens. But if I was awarding merit, we might've just skipped this week.
Subject: Re: Random, oh I'll give you random
From: Chacro
>>
[Pumpernickel Yoshi bipple bumbershoot Val moonshine antidisestablishmentarionism bug tribble effervescence fuego mo Johanna rock androgenous frugal pastry vacuum socket trickle maneuver combust stump repel mustard crump bumbershoot engine coral cirrus Ezekial Ionosphere chico Rumpelstilstkin toaster]
>>

Its the end of the wooorld as we know it.. iitts theeeee end of the world as we know it...

God i love that song.

Last 30 tokens to Ozma. . .it just seems appropriate.
Subject: Re: Um I CAN be funnier..
From: Ozma22
>>Ho Ho Ho>>

Green Giant!

By the way, I've never heard of Monty Python, I made this "age" up totally on my own. So, don't both asking. Congrats to this week's winners: the few, the prou--well...
maybe the sufficient seven.