The Post-Olympics Letdown

I know what you're thinking, wasn't the Olympics, itself, a letdown. Well, after watching 60 hours of CBS coverage, I can say, "yes." Ah, time well spent.

Speaking of time well spent, here's the easiest 10 tokens Bob's ever gotten.

Subject: Re: UnderTheDeskLand
From: Odaeyss
>>God, you guys are so retarded.>>

I'm special!

And in the closest thing the Random Game gets to rim-shots, I'm giving 10 tokens to these two.
Subject: Re: My school is weird!!!!
From: SpceFrog22
>>Hello, My school is wierd cause Monica Lewinsky is the principal HA HA HA!!!!>>

Your school must really suck.
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Subject: Re: The Latino Beat
From: CDeVillon
>>Referring to yourself in the third person doesn't make you look any more important...or intelligent, for that matter.<<

Gee, the poor Queen will be so disapointed.

I think you can see where this week is going--I watched a little too much Olympics for my own good. I've been so easily amused after the Olympics that I actually watch Leno for about 3 minutes last night. That said, here's the rest of the 10-token winners.
Subject: Re: DOH!
From: InsaneInOR
HandPuppet Karaoke

Left hand "You never close your eyes anymore anymore when I kiss your lips"
Right hand "And there's no tenderness anymore in your fingertips"
Left hand "Your trying hard not to show it"
Both hands " BABY"
Both hands "But baby, baby I know it, You've lost that lovin' feelin' ,Whoa that lovin' feelin'. You've lost that lovin' feelin' now it's gone, gone gone. Whoa - oa o."
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Subject: Re: My Purty Thread
From: Atani7
If the world starts to suck any more than it does, I'd start worrying about black-holes...
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Subject: Re: Seasons of Wither......
From: TyleredOne
I've made up my mind......I'm going to punch out the next person that tells me I'm indecisive ...
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Subject: Re: STPrat is high.....AGAIN
From: STPrat2
Last night, at the Everclear, Jimmie's Chicken Shack, and Feeder (yuck) concert, this girl I know, Summer, (she is obsessed with Art Alexis) cried in the middle of the show, hyperventilated and passed out on the floor of the pit with 3 zillion people crowd surfing and moshing. The security guard, who weighed a healthy 600 pounds, jumped in the pit to help her, and everyone thought he was another crowd
surfer......they were crushed, he was dropped on his head, and even though he had the 3 zillion people stomping on him, he struggled to his feet, and managed to give Summer CPR. Summer woke up, saw the 600 pound man coming toward her for another breath, screamed and passed out again. I felt the need to intervene....I grabbed the Budweiser from a nearby mosher and poured it on her face.
She woke up....
Later, after the show, she went to go meet Everclear, she was talking to Art, and she demanded that he say her name. He did, and she cried and passed out again.....
When she woke up, they were getting back on the bus, she clung to his jacket. He got really mad that she wouldn't let go.....eventually she settled for their autographs and a guitar pick, which she wore proudly on a necklace today at school.....
Damn people make me sick...........

ChiaDork gets the big prize again this week, but 25 tokens this time. I don't want her to get too overconfident.
Subject: Oh who cares.
From: ChiaDork
Lip balm addiction... this, my friends, is what seperates us from the monkeys. Oh yeah, and the whole "intelligence" thing. But for some of us, it's just the lip balm part.
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Subject: Momentary lapse of judgement
From: ChiaDork
So I called one of those psychic hotlines. "Sharon" said that I would meet Mr. Right sometime in the next year, and that my career should start taking off soon. That, and everyone in the Random Game will burn in hell for all eternity.

What a rip off, it's so vague it could fit any situation.
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Subject: Answering machine
From: ChiaDork
Since my answering machine is an answering machine, I decided to leave answers on it for anyone that calls in.

Today's answers are:
1) Arizona penal code 274A-0374.
2) Blue.
3) The Industrial Revolution.

I think the running "member" joke can be officially labeled "old." Hard to believe Pia only posted it last Thursday. 20 tokens to Pia and The Kat.
Subject: Re: Seasons of Wither......
From: PiaLatte
>>I have noticed that our locater thingies no longer work. :( <<

Nope, all they say is "Member is not signed on" which, if you think about it, is fun its own right...
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Subject: Re: SKAAAAA backwords is AAAAASK!
From: PiaLatte
>>On the road. But then I saw two license plates that moved me. One said "TAGSRUS" and the other "ILUVPIA" I just had to come back.>>

Yup, and that fool's the reason I couldn't get that plate! Conceited? Who? Me? Never...
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Subject: Re: FUR BALL
From: The Kat 4u
kat's tips on phone sex:

be careful with the holes, they're small....
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Subject: Re: FUR BALL
From: The Kat 4u
to all those RGers that i've insulted over the years, i just wanted to say: i'm sorry. now that i've been reborn, i'm giving up my ways of evil, malice, and terrible thoughts, for a more humanitairian way of life. from now on when you see the SN the kat 4u, you'll think: that's the kat, and he's for good, he's an all around good guy, who is caring, and sensitive....

ya right, suckers. i hate you all, die you american pigs, i hope you die a slow death... bwwahhh hhaa haaaa haaaaa hhaaaaaaa ::cough:: ::hack:: ::cough:: ::wheez:: ::cough:: ::sputter::

That last post of Kat's looks very similar to something he won tokens for a few weeks ago. Maybe the moral is that repeating this idea is better than the Grumpy Old Man lines. Or maybe the moral is that one should never look for a moral in the Random Game. Finally this week, 15 tokens to Carly and Mitch.
Subject: Ecret-say ode-cay
From: MitchRK
The following sentence is in code.

Actually, the previous sentence is the one that is in code.

This sentence is in code as well, but it is also a decoy for whoever might break the code.

The code is based on the number 3,986,830,000,028,834,674,803,536,747.00000004.

The word "ketchup" is repeated throughout the message, but only as a reminder that the message is in code.

Zizzi blookooloo fiff gubbo weefee microfilm plurb toozle miggy phroinkle.

The letter J only appears 14 times in the message, which is another code.

I forgot what the code is.

Never mind.
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Subject: Re: Whats that?
From: Caie Mac
>>I was just remembering the time i killed that drifter just to get an erection.>>

Speaking of which, I can say penis and erection without laughing. Yes folks, just one of my many steps toward matureism.

That's all the winners this week. And among them, I think you'll find the only five Randomers still without a homepage. What are the odds?