Hiya! If some of you posted entries last weekend (which would cover Friday afternoon to Tuesday), I hate to say those who handle distribution of those entries lost them for whatever reason in AOL's cyberhole somewhere. This may explain why a lot of you have been saying that I didn't post your entries in the first place (this is a sample of what I got last week for as a batch of supposedly last weekend's "Random" entries)...


Monday Headline Heckles (send to HO Taurus)
dum-ass at the white house (KINGR7)

Well, I guess that's what you can expect from folks who picked a drawing of a fish to win five tokens hahaha...(It wasn't me! For the last goddamned friggin time, it wasn't me!)

Anyway, I'm off to do some last-minute shopping; and here's a little stocking stuffer comment for all your entries today:

ROFLMAO!!!!


Merry Christmas, all you Random-type folks!!!

Ladies and Gentlemen, children of all ages
Welcome to the greatest show on Earth! (BabyLamms)

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I want the world, I want the whole world. I want to lock it all up in my pocket, it's my bar of chocolate... give it to me now! - Veruca Salt, Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factrory. (Actually some tokens would be just fine.) (ScottnTodd)

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Violet! Your turning violet Violet! (ScottnTodd)

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"I never asked for the anal probe." - Passionfish, Starring Mary McDonnel and Alfrie Woodard. (ScottnTodd)

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I'll bet Woody Woodpecker caught a lotta hell over his name in the schoolyard. Any takers? (Bucktil4d)

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Now that I think of it, I'll bet Humpty-Dumpty had no picnic, either. (Bucktil4d)

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Whoa, just checked the latest postings. Mr. Onliner: There's a stack of inkblots waiting on you somewhere in the world! (Bucktil4d)

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Okay, enough of this kissing up for tokens crap. Do you really want the HOs to know where you live?? I think not. A little more randomness, a little less butt kiss brownies. Okay?? Okay. (SMAC48)

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i must start christmas shopping ....SOOON! (Scandel444)

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Are you all ready for this experiment.


I pushed enter four times. Did anything blow up?? Noooooo. Did any one die?? Noooooooo. So what's the problem?? Oh no. Am I gonna find a severed head in my mail box now??? (SMAC48)

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ <*}}}>< (Keif78)

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Hey man, I don't care that I didn't win any of your crappy tokens, but I DO care that you didn't even post my entry. Come on, like there was anything more funny than all of those things that you can say about your dog if his name was Mypenis. That's real comedy material were talking about, not just some FISH!
(Abazar P)

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thanks alot guys for not picking me (Krazyk242)

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+/09255906BlueWaffle, why did you copy me? (snif) 7+9 - + (Dante303)

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Blue waffle, disregard that comment. My sister was online using my screen name and she typed that dictionary thing and she gets very defensive about her work. She's also dyslexic. (Dante303)

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HELLO? (Madcat 2)

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I will not draw a fish. (Madcat 2)

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Oh yeah, Mr. bold type guy...I sent a reply to your use of German in one of my entries, why haven't you posted it yet? I'm very disappointed about that. Plus, you still haven't told me all about the Blank game. Not many of my entries are being posted, now that I think about it. All the other games I entered did not
post anything of mine. Troub, before I lost access to AOL for 3 months, I was one of this so-called "big 7" you mentioned. If you will look in the Early Years up to the Age of Reason, you will see a lot of entries of Dante209. That used to be me. I wasn't allowed to use the same screen name. Bold print guy, if
you a-don't start a-postin some of my entries, I'm a-gonna come a-gunnin for yer pathetic sorry behind. (Dante303)

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I will draw somting else. (Madcat 2)

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=^, ,^=
\_/
MEOW! (Madcat 2)

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NOW give me tokens!!!! (Madcat 2)

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Five times the battlecry of Flatware!!
SPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!!!! (Madcat 2)

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Can you guess who I am??? (Madcat 2)

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bet you can't can you??? (Madcat 2)

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HA HA HA HA HA HA HA !!! I am invinceble! (no I'm just on crack) But who cares!!! (Madcat 2)

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I am MIGHTY!!!! (Madcat 2)

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DO you DIG!!!?? (Madcat 2)

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|_|D |_|D |_|D |_|D C|_| C|_| C|_| BEER! GROG!!!
ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES!!! (Madcat 2)

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I am a taco. (Madcat 2)

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I am paco king of chinchilla. Bow before me! And look at my butt. (Madcat 2)

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Hey ChrisIzzo you SUCK and so do your entries.....Oh wait I am not one of your Elite choosen ones so you wouldnt possibly read this entry....Frankly who cares if you read this entry or any other. Nobody cares who you think is funny...Last time I checked this was the Random Game not the ChrisIzzo comedy hour. Flame away.... (ToddG03)

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at Jollins, Schultz and Schultz, we put the LA back in LAW (Tocadisco)

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the magic mutant monkey man says hi (Krazyk242)

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i will hunt you all down and hack up your eternal souls till they scream and say uncle. (Krazyk242)

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Woah-just read the new Random Game stuff, i didn't realise i had such an effect on bold letter guy....man, you can't get so uptight everytime someone doesn't agree wit yo policy....i think everyone who plays the random game loves you deep in their hearts....i was going to get you a Christmas present, except i thought "who the hell is he? He don't deserve my gifts." But
that doesn't mean you're special to me....you are... no matter how i say you suck, you'll always be my special bold letter dude (Tocadisco)

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i am krazy
ladedadeda
this is my song
ladedadeda
i hope you like it
ladedadeda
if you don't you can kiss my patoot
ladedadeda (Krazyk242)

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Here's a mountain for you:

/\ (Tocadisco)

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am I playing the Random Game? (Krazyk242)

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:) happy :( sad :p teasing :o surprised ;) flirt .} P a one eyed guy with a moustache (Krazyk242)

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SPANK THE MONKEY CUZ THE FROG EATS MICE (Krazyk242)

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(} PIE (Krazyk242)

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Do you guys do anyhting but look at our strange and sometimes scary random entries all day? (Krazyk242)

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i will not belittle myself and demand for tokens. However if you may be rest assured knowing I will hunt you down if you don't. (Krazyk242)

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SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOU ARE ALL DRIVING ME CRAZY WITH YOUR
DEMANDS FOR TOKENS! I JUST MIGHT RUN AMUCK AND KILL EVERYONE ON
THIS PATHETIC LITTLE PLANET. I'LL KILL YOU! I'LL KILL YOU! I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP AND I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS EVIL YOU WILL PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO MY MIND. (Krazyk242)

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How many messages do I have to send until i get picked? (Krazyk242)

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if you were a fat scottish dude would you wear a skirt? (Krazyk242)

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he's a wubbie and his name is Skitter. (Krazyk242)

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Now you guys don't like me....this is getting depressing again (MissScully)

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I'll give you the gift of song: It's Called The Bold Letter Guy Song and it goes something like this:

He's strapped in a chair
and he doesn't care
if your funny or not
if you wear underwear...

He barely gets paid
and he rarely gets laid
he doesn't hand out tokens
he merely writes those comments in the bold letter writing, which
we all think is cool because we can't make our stuff bold....

He's bold, bold, bold
His story is never told
He sits in a chair, losing his hair
He's bold, bold, bold, bold, bold....

(Harmonica solo here)

Sure he's defensive
thoughtful and pensive
but then again who isn't
Smalleegering fooful* and sensitive

He's bold, bold, bold
He's really getting old
But here's a surprise, when you look in his eyes
He's really an old German chick named Helga
And she's bold, bold, bold, bold, bold

*Every good rock star needs some ambiguous lyrics, mine are smalleegering fooful....often when i perform this song live, people say, "Mr. Disco, what are you singing before the word sensitive? I think it's 'beleagering truthful' but my friend says it's 'cows and donkey youthful'....I usually smirk and say, "well you're both wrong, stupid @#%^! (Tocadisco)

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Every game should have rules. Even if it is random (Tocadisco)

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Rumble at my house, tonight (Tocadisco)

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I will now sing for you "Honey Bun" from South Pacific My doll is as dainty as a sparrow. Her figure is something to applaud Where she's narrow, she's narrow as an arrow And she's broad, where a broad, should be BROAD!!!!!! A hundred and one, pounds of fun, that's my little honey bun!! Get a load of honey bun tonight!!!! I'm speakin' of my sweetie pie, only sixty inches high! Every inch is packed with dynomite!!! Her hair is blond and curly, her curls are hurly burly, her lips are pips, I call her hips, twirly and wirly....Oops I have to go now... Bye!!!! go rent the movie!!! (MissScully) (MissScully)

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Wow, my entries weren't posted again. I'm shocked. (if you could here me, you would note that my voice was dripping with sarcasm) (ChrisIzzo)

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I'm thinking of opening a butt massage salon... (ChrisIzzo)

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I sent in a drawing, and it's really cool, so why the hell didn't it get posted?!?!?!? (User820108)

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Hey, all, it's Christmas time at Disneyland. (MooGeneric)

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*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
*sob*
I'm sad.
*sob* (Kumantes)

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Bic pens are the best kind of pen. Until they burst in your mouth. (Kumantes)

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Bam, bam, bam! (Kumantes)

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"This is the police, throw down your weapons!" (Kumantes)

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"We have you surrounded!" (Kumantes)

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You're my idol. (Kumantes)

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Really! I'm not joking! (Kumantes)

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There's a chess piece sitting on my computer. It's a pawn. (Kumantes)

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( 0 < 0 )
( o )
( o )
Here is a demented snowman.
Happy holidays. (Kumantes)

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Use the force, Luke.
Luke, I am your father.
Luke, pick up your room.
Hey, wait! That's not in the movie! (Kumantes)

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Good tokens they are. Much tokens be needed prizes to get. Yoda am I. Tokens I receive. (Kumantes)

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A deeba deeba deeba...That's all folks! (Kumantes)

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I still get screwed without being kissed. (ADTYLER)

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I need tokens. Do you know why? Because I believe I can fly. Yessir. (Mr Onliner)

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I vote for the random awarding of tokens. Thats all I have to say. (PaulCrash)

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Random Game from a dyslexic point of view:

."emehT OH" ot ti liam dna liam-e na ot ti hcatta ,egami na ro
elif a dnes ot dnes ot tnaw uoy fI *TNATROPMI EROM* (Tocadisco)

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Ok Now ima gonna draw a meaningful picture using only 28 year old keyboard characters that nobody thoought of until a lirttle while ago:
":><:>?:&*#">:,
<>:>><<">*^&%
><:<"{}*&(%
If you cant see it you must be some kinda dunse dense dunce deuce yea
Now try reading this entry aloud to your kids on Christmas Eve (BlueWaffle)

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Try to decode this:
These are the first letters to the words of a popular song:
TWIAV
STD
SDHYUTTP
AWDIG
FMP
BD
AAPOTG
ETIK
ISIS
AMCAC
LOJ
DAMRIASJARIAC
DAMRIASJARIAC (BlueWaffle)

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Acually, you've been wasting your time (BlueWaffle)

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.`'`,``.'``;`.`'`,`;`'`.``'``'`.`'`,`'`.`',``'`.,
'`,.```',`'`.`',``,`'.`'`l``,`'`;`'`,`,`'`.`'`,'`;``,
look how small i can write (BlueWaffle)

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BOO! (BlueWaffle)

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{*_*}
/ / \ \
| | | | Now i will sing
MAMAMAMAMAMAMAMA (BlueWaffle)

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M M RRRR OOOO !!!!
MM MM R R O O !!!
M MM M RRR O O !!!
M M R R O O
M M R R OOOO !

O
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Mr O's Las Vegas Show (Mr Onliner)

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What in the hell does someone have to do to get tokens around here? Draw a damn fish? Lick their freakin thigh? Ya know, I've been playing this game for God knows how long and I haven't won Jack Squat! I think I deserve tokens just out of respect! You know, sort of like how they give a lifetime achievement award to people at the Oscars. Just give me some tokens for being old or something. Just give me some tokens! (Mr Onliner)