(Well, first of all, since I'm on a backup computer, I'm currently
bold-letter challenged - Thus, you'll get these stupid parentheses rather
than the usual boldness...)

(Let's just say the end of the year has not gone well for the Random Game.
If you didn't know, the weekend's entries right before Christmas disappeared
into AOL's cyberhole due to some distribution problems (I was getting
Headline Heckles entries instead of the usual randomness). But that couldn't
POSSIBLY happen for another week, could it?)

(Well, let's just say it can - leave it up to good old AOL to go stumbling
into the New Year (This tale of woe continued on the next couple batches of
entries...))


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question:what do you think of garbage?
gavin: i liked the singles they released, and when i met shirley she seemed like a pretty nice girl, and since she's scottish and i'm half scottish, i'm happy for her that she's doing well.
robin: she's only happy when it rains, you know.
gavin: bless her
nigel: stupid girl. (Mscraps)

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CUTE BROWN BEAR NAMED FLUFFY: quick, muffy, you're the only one who can save us now! duffy and tuffy are strapped to the big bomb! you've got to read me the directions from the bomb dismantling book. CUTE PINK BEAR NAMED MUFFY: okay, here goes... connect the blue wire with the green wire. cut the red wire. tie the orange wire in a knot. TUFFY, THE ONE STRAPPED TO THE BOMB: wow, muffy, that's pretty good reading for a bear who's dyslexic! MUFFY: i'm not lysdexic. [KABOOM] (Mscraps)

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HOW DO THREE GET EQUAL PARTS OF4 (MBILLIARDS)

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Where is the train station? (Calvinbert)

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If you pee in a Ziplock bag, can you see the green and blue makes yellow seal? (Buckskin51)

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In my world, the zordlagzees are at war with the mufeesoriases. They got angry at each other over the lack of advil in the mufeesoriases favorite cocktail, "Surgeybaroompus Surprise." You see, the zordlagzees make this cocktail in their bathrooms, called forituitars in my world. They process it and deliver it to the mufeedoriases via sound waves...costing them ten billion deaf a year...The mufeesoriases have recently reported that their health rates have decreased due to the lack of advil...the muffesoriases all wish to die tomorrow and such shortage of the cocktail's main ingredient would demolish tis hope...Right now, the mufeeesoriases are winning because they lead 3 to 6... (CowgirlJoy)

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Do we have to read all of these other crazy entries in order to find ours... or do you let us know if we kissed your buns enough for a measly token?? (SAMdaANGEL)

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can't someone stop the pain??? (HO Chicago)

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ON december 69th, we will host the huge big big big big big. (Forty9erss)

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If I had a dog, I would name it "dog" so that no one would get confused as to who I am calling "dog". (HOKYPLYR)

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So Long And Thanks For All The Fish! (StokerZ)

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The most embarrassing way to die: Your car careens into a telephone pole at 40 mph. Your seat belt is on, but it's an older car with no air bad. After inspection, it is determined that the you most certainly would have lived if you didn't just happen to be picking your nose at the time of impact. It seems that when your face hit the steering wheel, it forced your index finger far enough up into the nose to pierce the brain, killing you instantly. The worst part of all would be the coroner's report. Cause of Death: Proboscis probing. (Rassilon71)

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Top Ten out of 100 reasons why Lava Lamps are better thatn cellular phones
90. A lava lamp is fun to look at
1. A cellular phone can't at times resemble Pop n Fresh the Pillsbury Dogh Boy
2. You dont get yelled at for always talking to your friends on your Lava Lamp.
3. Cellular phones dont come in such a beautiful array of colors and flanels
4. You never get the sudden urge to crack open your cellular phone just to see what is inside
5. You cant look into a cellular phone unnoticabley when your parents try to talk to you
6.You cant eat or drink a cellular phone
7. Cellular phones unlike lava lamps do not make you suddenly want to run to your bathroom and get some cheese
8. You cant hold a cellular phone in your arms to keep you warm
9. A cellular phone cant make curly fries and high protien juice drinks
100! You cant mow the lawn with a cellular phone! (MrSoccer99)

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I had a dream that Alanis Morissette came to my house and kissed me. Then she got all mad and wrote a really mean song. She turned into a evil devilish person. She scratched her long black nails down some one elses back, and I felt it, Yeh I FELT IT. Then I woke up before anything good happened. (SIM Being)

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Poop. I mean Poof. (SIM Being)

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My Friend Alanis and I are on a first name basis. (SIM Being)

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OK I addmit it. I'm obssessed with Alanis Morissette. I am I really am. Hey, don't laugh at me. Go laugh at MissScully. She obssessed too. (SIM Being)

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Don't worry. Alanis won't read these. She doesn't use any appliances that use radio signals or telephone lines. I learned that from my free launch CD ROM. Thank you Hecklers Online. (Do I get extra tokens for saying that?) (SIM Being)

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Alanis if you are reading these, I love you and I would really like a free autographd picture. :) (SIM Being)

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If you go to keyword "Alanis," a little screen appears that says "Keyword Not Found." (SIM Being)

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(SIM Being) (SIM Being)

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(Alanis Morissette) (SIM Being)

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I got one hand in my pocket and the other is....well....Nevermind. (SIM Being)

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Surgeon Generals Warning: Sitting on a tack my be hazardess to your ass. (SIM Being)

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I'm on strike. (Kumantes)

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Nobody goes to that resturaunt over there. It's always crowded. (SIM Being)

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Have you ever heard the expression more fun then a barrel of monkeys? Have you ever smelled a barrel of monkeys? (SIM Being)

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Hockey is a fun sport to watch. I went to a Princeton game today. They beat Notre Dame. It was a good game. (Kumantes)

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You guys get weekends off. You're all softies. (Kumantes)

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Toga! Toga! Toga! (Kumantes)

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What the hell is this, you ask? Go back and read "How to play The Random Game" if you really want to know.
*IMPORTANT* If you type something in the box below, DO NOT use the or key anywhere in it (until I post something saying the Online Host has his head out of his ass and our entry reading software will work properly).
*MORE IMPORTANT* If you want to send a file or an image, attach it to an e-mail and mail it to "HO Theme". (SIM Being)

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I'm really getting sick of people just copying all the words in the box on this screen. (SIM Being)

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I have a few things on my mind. Here they are:

#1: Begging to Differ

Why should you have to "beg" to differ? Why can't you just differ? Like you are some higher being than me and I have to beg of you to have a different opinion? That's just stupid. From now on I am just "differing". I will say "I differ".

2. Begging Pardon

I don't think anyone has the right to tell me I'm pardoned. I don't need someone giving me permission. If this person pardons me, what do I care? I don't care what people think of me! I don't beg for anything!

3. Mars Attacks

Don't go see this movie. Please. It is retarded. Tim Burton needs to go back and take his movie ideas from comics instead of collector cards. By the way, if you've seen Tim Burton (God, he's scary looking) you wouldn't want to see his movies. He's pretty messed up.

That is all, good citizens. (Kumantes)

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V man!!! (JH Probe)

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!olleH (JH Probe)

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I did it yesterday! (JH Probe)

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Hi, my name is joe, and I work in a button factory, what the hell am I saying, and who gave me this semi automatic? FA (Frantzfry)

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TOKENS ARE GOOD.......... (JH Probe)

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Can I cash in some of my tokens from my trip to the hotel on Cocoa Beach, FL's arcade? I spent $20 on tokens and didn't win anything - and I still have $10 worth of tokens left over..
ok i'll be going now (EviaNaive)

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TOKENS ARE VERY VERY GOOD.......... (JH Probe)

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Can I have some tokens? THIS IS BETWEEN YOU AND ME..... NO ONE ELSE WILL KNOW..... (JH Probe)

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I'M SICK OF YOU PEOPLE!!!!! (JH Probe)

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HOHOHOOO (JH Probe)

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I don't think this game is THAT random... (JH Probe)

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You know what my favorite word in the whole wide world is??? It's QWERTY!!! It's so much fun to type on a keyboard! (JH Probe)

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QWERTY!!! (JH Probe)

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YTREWQ (JH Probe)

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I think your very QWERTY!!!!!! (JH Probe)

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THIS IS FUN-----> :):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:):(:) A MILLION SMILES IN AND FROWNS IN ONE!!!!! (JH Probe)

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Poopyhead (JH Probe)

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(UNTITLED) (JH Probe)

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I HOPE YOU ALL GO TO HELL! (JH Probe)

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Is the New Year's Apple really edible??? (JH Probe)

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LOL (JH Probe)

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I don't get this game... (JH Probe)

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AS LONG AS YOU DON'T GIVE ME FREE TOKENS, I'M NOT PLAYING THIS GAME... (JH Probe)

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By the way...YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK!!! (JH Probe)

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WHO'S A WIENER??? (JH Probe)

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weird, wierd, what's the difference? (JH Probe)

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If I were to pee in a Ziplock bag, could I see the blue and green makes yellow seal? (Buckskin51)

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You know, Dogbert would just beat tokens out of you. (IMFltchr)

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(_I_) <-----FULL MOON
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A homeless man never opens his mouth as wide as when you throw soup at him. (Solids)

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"NO, I WONT TOUCH YOU THERE FOR A QUARTER!!!!!" (MAKE IT $1 AND YOU GOT A DEAL)... (SHERIFFOO7)

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stupid (GYK42)

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what's round on both ends, and hi in the middle? OHIO, ha ha, pretty lame, but you asked for it! (Jlundq)

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Question:how far can a man run into the woods? Answer: Half way, then he'd be running out of the woods! Jlundq@aol.com (Jlundq)

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He who laughs last....is usually the dumbest in the room. (Fantacz)

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jgkvmdhcytiorpdubmbnfu583-s=cxp/n,.gkdfyus4kf,vo05lrt.fvlr Randomness inside the Random Game, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA! (Wiserman)

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la, la, lalala, la, la, lalala, la (smurf theme) (Wiserman)

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What in the, I say, what in the hell are you doing there son? (Wiserman)

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Amphetamines, get your red hot amphetamines! (Wiserman)

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Huh-huh, huh, huh, he said HO. Yeah, Yeah, cool, or something. (Wiserman)

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Well, it's late and I'm getting tired, and things are getting kinda fuzzy, and I cant seem to concentrate in what i am tiping and the screen is getting all blurryand i thing i should go to bed and hey! that guy! he's watching me! the guy in the corner! yeah, the one that's winking! If you move, his eyes follow you, he's possessed, I'm telling you! now he's smiling at me! what is his problem? ;) there he is again! ;) where does he keep coming from? ;) he's everywhere, ;) he's everywhere! ;) HELP ;) he's ;) taking ;) over! ;) save ;) me! ;)m;)y ;)g;)o;)d;)! h;)e;)'s;) m;)u;)l;)t;)i;)p;)l;)y;)i;)n;)n;)g;)! ;)2x2=4;) ;)4x3=12;) ;)5x9=45;) ;)3x8=24;) (Wiserman)

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why (Zorra95)

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"Bones, ... that thing, ... in the corner, ... what is it?"
"Don't look at me, I'm a doctor, not a hacker!"
"Mr. Spock, ... what is your, ... analysis?"
"It appears to be some sort of shorthand abbreviation standing for a common reaccurring phrase typed in by humanoids on a coputer to sybolize mischievety."
"Thank you, ... Mr. Spock, ... but, ... what, ... does that mean, ... in layman's, ... terms?"
"It is a wink, Jim." (Wiserman)

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Spam, cheez whiz, and a chia pet go into a bar...Captain morgan says to them "Matey, you're all the spice in my bottle of rum" (DJ QIX) (DJ QIX)

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i cant believe my girlfriend dumped me. i must deal with this in a nice and calm matter. hmmm, mow where did i put that c4? (Ubbodag)

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i aM tHe mUFfIn mAn! (NPhill9999)

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It's the jolly fat warrior and his saucer-eyed homeless waifs! (EviaNaive)

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What would AOL do without Steve Case? What if he was in an accident and could not come to AOL that day. How would the morning's system maitenance be done? More importantly, how would we get our monthly updates from him? Would the whole system crash AGAIN without our president?? (AustnHealy)