(Once again, I'm am bold-letter challenged at the moment (stupid AOL 2.5 - shows you what you get for you token winnings, huh?). Anyway, I don't think I should say anything - the entries have come in fine for the second straight day in a row - I think this must be a record or something...Besides, now that they've found that horde of Cabbage Patch Dolls chewing on the distribution wiring here at AOL and taken them out, everything should be better now, or so the theory goes at least...Anyway, here's the second straight day of successful Randomness...)
I feel invisible. Am I not part of the Random Game?? (PaulCrash)
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wow. tokens AND my name on one of the headings. i've never felt so.... so special. thanks, hecklers online! (said with a big i just won a beauty pageant smile) (Shilorider)
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hecklers online saved my life! (said with same smile) (Shilorider)
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gee golly gosh i'm happy. i love this game! happy new years everyone. (Shilorider)
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Muhahahahahhaahahhaahah (LazySkillz)
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On the first day of Christmas my True Love gave to me- 12 turtle doves 11 turtle doves 10 turtle doves 9 turtle doves 8 turtle doves 7 turtle doves 6 turtle doves 5 turtle doves 4 turtle doves 3 turtle doves 2 turtle doves and a response that will keep coming if I don't get tokens! (Mog Kupo0)
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I think that Hecklers Online should replaces by 'dislexyic aetheists online' or 'enilno stsiehtea ciyxelsid'. Then you could have frequent chats wondering if there is a doG. (Mog Kupo0)
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I started the sdrawkcab thing you know. (Forty9erss)
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A man a plan a canal panama
A man a plan a canal panama (Forty9erss)
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When you expierience symptoms of naseau, vomitting, severe bloody diarhea, or death, please discontinue use. (Forty9erss)
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On the oakland flight out to mexico:
*Bing* Thank you for flying US Airlines
*Bing* Gracias senior de US Airlines
*Bing* Be thankin you aint flyin no other airline
*Bing* Please, buckle your seatbelt
*Bing* Por Favor, queso
*Bing* Don't Be Goin no Mexico with no unprotected seat
*Bing* Dont shoot anyone
*Bing* Chill
*Bing* Chill (Forty9erss)
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I think you should give the guy who submitted that story about Turds 50,000 tokens. (BOLT4518)
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Seeing that most of the winning entries in other games are lame, unoriginal, and not funny in the least, let me now say something that will surely win- "What about congress? They have SEX! CONSTANTLY!" There. Give me my tokens. (Kaziganthi)
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!EM ETIB (ADTYLER)
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My neighbor is bothering me again. (JessGrl14)
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Turnips aflame in HO's name. I torch these veggies in hopes of winning. This random game in the 45th inning. There is not much of value in this entry but that is OK this is the 20th century. Silliness and absurdity reign. It's not like many people use their brain. GIVE ME TOKENS!!!!!!!!!! (EricStov)
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J-E-L-L-OOOOOOOOOOOOO (JH Probe)
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Thank you for the tokens. No randomness. Cheese comes from cows. Thank you. (Mr Onliner)
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Why do we all think? Why are we living? Why do we ponder? Why if we don't have any senses cannot we have memory, or think? Why did the earth form? Why are we taking this shape? Why are we the supeior race on this planet? Why can't we all just get along? Why can't we press return while typing this messege? Why am I writing this? Why o why? Why?..........why not? (SonGo9)
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I believe, therefore i pray. (Tocadisco)
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I itch, therefore i scratch. (Tocadisco)
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I random, therefore i game. (Tocadisco)
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I luagh, therefore something must have been really funny in order to give me that kind of reaction. (Tocadisco)
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i luv you!!!!! (G C K T)
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I tickle, therefore I elmo. (Tocadisco)
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I pick, therefore I knows. (Tocadisco)
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I hi, therefore I ho. (Tocadisco)
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I AOL, ASAP. (Tocadisco)
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I snap, crackle, therefore I pop. (Tocadisco)
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I like pancakes, therefore IHOP. (Tocadisco)
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You is patriot, therefore U.S.A. (Tocadisco)
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That last one was really bad, therefore I'll stop. (Tocadisco)
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I'm addicted, therefore I can't. (Tocadisco)
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Do sheep count humans? (Tocadisco)
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my cat eats manicotti (Scribbls99)
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Child: What's that shiny yellow thing in the sky?
Adult: I don't know, son.
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I have discovered this joke creeping into various circles and cliques, and other social gatherings. Someone mislabeled it as funny. God knows who comes up with these things. I think its horrible. What is even worse is that it gets passed around. People, telling jokes like this one will mark you as a dumb fogey with no sense of humor. By repeating it, you are only encouraging this sort of thing. Thank you for your time.
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Psst....If anyone did laugh at the joke, ignore that little alert thing....and FYI: I wrote that joke...hehe (Tocadisco)
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I never get sick of Uranus jokes. They kill me each time. (Tocadisco)
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In fact, i never get sick of Uranus.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.....uranus!!! kills me every time. (Tocadisco)
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Oh my golly...... (Tocadisco)
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Human: What is that?
Alien: A shovel.
Human: What are you gonna do with it?
ALien: Dig for butt nuggets.
Human: Oh, well, you seem like a well traveled space man, where do you suppose is the best place to find them?
Alien: Uranus.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA...kills me (Tocadisco)
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If I was offered a plane ticket anywhere in the world, I'd go to Timbucktoo. Then, I could tell people I'd been to Timbuktu and when they asked "Timbuktu?" I'd just say " Gesundheit." (Mythflora)
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Why does Burger King serve Pizza? You just don't go to Burger King and order a pizza. It's like going to Pizza Hut for a burger. You wouldn't do that. (Mythflora)
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My mother told me that every time I got on the subway I would smell a foul odor and invariably wind up sitting next to the person emitting it. It hasn't happened yet! But, I have noticed minor discomfort in other passengers. It's a good thing I don't sit near them. (Mythflora)
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If you gave me a monkey costume and told me to put it on, I probaly would. That's because I have faith in people. (Mythflora)
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This sucks (Soccer8584)
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Se hablo es en grande Taco senora mucos gracias burroto Es en Canker Sore? (Fuz Ba11)
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Why the heck do people w/windows3.11 get a Start Up box? It has nothing in it damnit (J Quest19)
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I will never read tarzan of the apes (J Quest19)
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{S GOTMAIL (BVILLEBOY)
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I was going to write some big speech but I won't. Thank Me....However if I don't get tokens that could change...heh heh heh (J Quest19)
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I never have any mail. I feel sad. Send me mail. (Kumantes)
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Warning to Consumer There are no user serviceable parts inside. (Bucktil4d)
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No fooling. There are things in this monitor that will curl your hair (all of them!) and knock you on your meddling ass! (Bucktil4d)
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Furthermore if your stupid enough to ignore all this safety crap, I hope you smoke lots of turds in Hell! (Bucktil4d)
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The preceeding brought to you by the militant arm of OSHA. (Bucktil4d)
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you naughty kittens, you've lost your mittens, now you shall have no pie... (ArrowsDeja)
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aaahh....thought I went away did you? (ArrowsDeja)
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Why, yes, i do like green eggs and ham. (TMskDarien)
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Hello, my name's Jack, and I've been sober for eleven years now.. (TMskDarien)
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a female mosquito can produce 150,000,000 young in 1 year (TMskDarien)
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The Roman Emperor Caligula made his horse a senator (TMskDarien)
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Well, see there were these aliens...., well actually no, it was a big balck hole, now ordinarily I wouldn't go into big black holesthat appear randomly in the sidewalk, just because they have such bad reps, and you'll never know what will happen to you if you go in, but I went in this one. But not just because I felt like it, no this black hole smelled of slightly burnt chocolate chip cookies, now mind you, if I knew they had almonds in them at the begining I never would have went but I couldn't tell, so I had to go find out. But when I went in, much to my dismay, there was only a big plate of chocolate chip cookies with almonds, big giant almondy almonds. It was almost as disappointing as going to the store for a pepsi and coming home to find that you have that diet crap, perhaps even more so, seeing as I was in a black hole...But I ate them anyway, yes, I picked out the almonds and ate the cookies, I wasn't about to travel for days in dark not to have any cookies!!! But when I picked out the almonds and dropped them on the floor, they began to cry, probably because they were Special Black Hole(R) almonds..but to make a long story short a giant almond cookie, with no chocolate chips gobbled me up and spit out my clothes,...but I escaped--not telling how, but I escaped... and I spent a good amount of time searching for my long lost clothes in the dark. Ok, maybe none of that was true, maybe I was just busy, but I'd stay away from random black holes, weather they smell of cookies or not, now chocolate cake on the other hand.... (ArrowsDeja)
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******** <----a close up of the zebra cage at the zoo. (ArrowsDeja)
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This SUX!!! (DrumerD101)
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Bite me (JH Probe)
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This random game bites (JH Probe)
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Play my @$$ here too! (JH Probe)
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Do I get tokens? (JH Probe)
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Do I get those tokens you can use to play arcade games? (JH Probe)
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I love those! (JH Probe)
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You should give out "universal tokens" that are actually tangible so that I can use them to play arcade games! (JH Probe)
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hi, high, hi, high etc............ (JH Probe)
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how come? i don't? get any? tokens? (JH Probe)
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was it? something? i said? (JH Probe)
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i'm sorry... ;( <---------(i'm crying) (JH Probe)
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I never win any tokens in Hecklers Online. It's not fair. I never want to come here again. I'll just go see Anty Ann. She'll make things all better. You should try her soup...it's the bomb. (Crakerz123)
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Judging by the list of winners there must be millions of people on AOL without tokens.... wow what a pathetic existence.... (ToddG03)
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Why do we park in a driveway... and drive in a parkway??? Yet there are still idiots who can't figure this out... Who are these people??? Possibly who can't pass their drivers test the first time... (Richie) (Draven2840)
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Just give ME some friggin tokens NOW (OBCSHUN)
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Can I use the tokens in the booth at the adult video parlor? (ThundrSong)
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I got a Cabbage Patch Snacktime kid for... ow...OW... Oh, just a sec, OUCH! I'll be right...OOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! right back. (ThundrSong)
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I got a Cabbage Patch Snacktime Kid for ...ow... OW... hold on... Ouch! Oh, hold on, I'll be right...OOOOOWWWWW!!!! right back.... Stop it!!!! OUCH! (ThundrSong)
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Just how long does it take for hair to fill in? (ThundrSong)
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"Lets run through that again."
OK. Would you like to shoot me now or wait til you get home."
Shoot him now, shoot him now"
You keep out of this, he doesn't have to shoot you now."
HA! That's it. Hold it right there. Pronoun Trouble. Its not he doesn't have to shoot YOU now it's he doesn't have to shoot ME now. Well I say he does have to shoot me now! So shoot me now!"
BLAM*
EYais"
Oh no you don't... Not again... Sorry"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(ThundrSong)
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I have a pet dragon. His name is Bartakomous. OK, so he's a puppet. (ThundrSong)
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People say RuPaul wants to be a woman. How many women do you know in 9 inch heels and 3 foot hair? (ThundrSong)
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Love, laughter and lollypops. (ThundrSong)
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I am Me! You are you! isn't that amazing? (BeanBerry)
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Damn and it took me all year to get my vcr programmed for 1996 and now I got to do it all over again for 1997... (ToddG03)
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HAPPY NEW YEAR 1997 TO ALL THE GOOD PEOPLE ON PLANET EARTH (Mon Cott)
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ZXSDPLO;IOI;RWEGJKIO;VRSE (CorMan16)
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Ok, since this is new years, I'll give you a new years welcome. @___ Have a noise maker! Hell, have 2! @___ @___ So now, I'm gonna dance the macarena. I I (arms out) J J (hands over) IXI (Arms Crossed) (hands on head) (Hands on hips) ~~ (And Shake!) So, Happy New Year! *________ THHBBTHBHHTWAAAAAAAWAAHAAA! (NEARSIDER)
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I want to wish you and your whole family happy new year and happy Kwanza. Oh yeah, I like pickles. (Meercat22)
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slut (Vitol1)
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This is what I do while I'm waiting for the little button to load on a web sight. (PMAvers162)
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Hello, my name is P. Q. Ghflkjdhfaoiwueht (Don't try to pronouce it) and I am wearing nothing but a pair of Groucho glasses. (Nyello)
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My butt's in my face; dantdantdantdantdant! (Nyello)
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I like trains.
how'bout'you? (Nyello)
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Toy with jol (Nyello)
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And thus it was spoken,
AFGHANISTAN...BANANA STAND!!!! (ELYN42)
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I would like to thank all the people who made this possible for me...
Achmed
Yun Sing
Jorge
Pierre
and little Spanky from around the corner (ELYN42)
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kcus uoy (MaStEr WaK)
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Some cabbage patch doll ate my neices hair. Not all of it. Just some of it. I think it would have taken off her scalp if we didn't pull that backpack off in time. (Raini01)
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On New Years Eve I went to a party hoping to see my crush who went away to college in the fall. I was really upset because last year he said something about kissing me when the ball dropped, so i figured i would remind him about it. Well, guess what? He didn't show up. Figures, right? It's okay though, because I made out with his twin brother. (Raini01)
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Has anyone ever seen Jesus Christ SuperStar the movie? Does anyone know the name of the guy who played Jesus, or where I could find out? He was really hot. Except he's probably 40 or so and all crusty now. (Raini01)
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If anyone else has had really bad relationships, feel free to e-mail me or im me if i'm online, i like to compare. (Raini01)
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What is so exciting about Tickle Me Elmo? When you tickle me, I laugh. In fact, I'm so ticklish, I laugh HARDER than Elmo..... They don't seem to be cloning me to sell me to kids, now do they? (Raini01)
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I spilled nail polish on my rug. Does anyone know how to get it out? My brother said that nail polish remover will burn a hole through it. (Raini01)
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Okay, here's a question....
When guys use the urinal and they are wearing a tie, do they always flip it over their shoulders? Do they do it even if it's a short tie, like for a self-esteem boost? (Raini01)
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Whenever I get my period, I tell my friends in the chat room. I think that they really appreciate it, because, it makes this whole cyberthing more realistic. (Dawn619645)
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Don't you hate when people wante cybersex and it's THAT time of the month? I mean, how do we work around that? (Dawn619645)
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Is it true that if you spend a lot of time in the chat rooms, that the other females in the same chat room will begin to all get on the same menstral cycle. And if that is true, I wonder what the percentage of TOS violations woul occur that week compared to the rest of the month. (Dawn619645)
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By the way...did I mention that I have my period this week? (Dawn619645)