If you've read the latest sporadic bunch of entries, you've probably read about the mysterious batch of entries which AOL would not read and the ones AOL did read mysteriously started to grow like a virus over in my e-mail screen...

Well, as I said, I saved those entries and as very SMALL compensation for all the technical problems AOL's been having with Random Game distribution, a special batch of token winners have been picked from this batch...

First off, the most original and witty "prize" if you will goes to TroubWLW, who had a nice string of witty randomness near the end of the batch...For this, we award 12 tokens for Troub's efforts and some random samples of Troub's work are listed below (mind you, since AOL for some goddamned unknown reason refuses to read the text in these entries, I am typing these out from the printed batch I have...)


The first time I posted, the heading that day was "The WLWTroub Series" not only was the name spelled wrong, but that is no longer my screenname. Now look at me. I feel like an unpaid entertainer. Is that wrong? (TroubWLW)

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Wanted: Members of a new forming coven, see me if interested. (TroubWLW)

If you don't know what a coven is, don't mess with the powers of Wicca, loser. (TroubWLW)

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I love turtles for their caramel (TroubWLW)

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Alex Trebek is hot if he is naked...wow! (TroubWLW)

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Let's be different. Let's call ourselves "Generation X"!! Ooooo! By labeling ourselves like that, we are juxtaposing our platform of being nonconformists. Make up your mind. (TroubWLW)

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It makes me mad when people beg to win. Ummmmm, that's not very random, now is it? No.... it's sad and dumb. What? Do you want the JOLT COLA jock strap that bad? E mail me, I'll send in three proofs of purchase and get you one myself if you just shut up. (TroubWLW)


And now, with the handy-dandy random number generator, here are some random-picked entries which will earn their senders 7 tokens a piece...


Different Strokes starred Gary Coleman. Webster was a fellow mutant. Alfonso was a wanna-be. (MooGeneric)

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Bowling For Burgers - you get to burn off the calories of a Big Mac and have fun at the same time! (Krazyk242)

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In the spirit of Randomness, I will have my calendar generate a few random numbers. 5.7531270863. 3.8754145790. 6.9303728619. There, I have been truely random. I will not ask for tokens, because that is even more random. But if you really want to, you can give me tokens ;-) (Ekthbjlgke)

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Sometimes I wish I had never seen Hecklers Online (Fuzzysheep)

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Poonit = PART 1/4

He ate the poonit = without much delight endulging within the ceramities of all ceramities. "poonit=!" it called "poonit=!" It called once again.

Tomorrow, same poonit = time, same poonit = channel. (Forty9erss)

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My Tic Tac Is Tic Tocking!!!! (SIM Being)

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Q) How does a feminist screw in a lightbulb? A) She just stands there. The whole world revolves around her. (CybrChance)


Well, here's hoping that the distribution problems stop...In any case, thanks for playing the Random Game...