If you give me ten tokens, I'll bash my head on a concrete block fifteen times (Zoketar)
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Okay, okay, I get it. Your gonna sit on your ass and whine about how many entries your getting. Well I don't caaaaaaaaare, JACK! Now hurry up and post some freakin' entries! (Mr Onliner)
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"He sounded nice..." "A lot of our callers are nice" "Yeah...I liked the egg show" "That was good" "It was, it was" (DavidR273)
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Yeah... (DavidR273)
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3.14 = {] (That's a pie! Get it?!?) (Mr Onliner)
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My modem's got three lights. FOUR LIGHTS! ITS UP TO no, It's down to three again. Yep. Watchin the modem li FIVE LIGHTS! FOUR LI FIVE LIGHTS! AAAANNNnnnd down to three again. Hooboy. (Mr Onliner)
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Aw damn, Henry! Now we're back in Phoenix again! Will you just put a leach on the stupid Pterodactyl already!?! (Mr Onliner)
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When life hands you lemons, kick it's ass until it screams like a girl than steal all its nachos. (Mr Onliner)
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Well if your just TOOOOOO busy to judge some entries, I'll have to taunt you a second time! Here are the Random Game Rules spoken by my Swedish friend: Vhet zee hell is thees, yuoo esk? Gu beck und reed "Hoo tu pley Zee Rundum Geme-a" iff yuoo reelly vunt tu knoo.
Bork Bork Bork!
*IMPORTENT* Iff yuoo type-a sumetheeng in zee bux beloo, DO NOT use-a zee oor key unyvhere-a in it (unteel I pust sumetheeng seyeeng zee Oonleene-a Hust hes hees heed oooot ooff hees ess und oooor intry reedeeng sufftvere-a veell vurk pruperly).
Bork Bork Bork!
*MORE IMPORTENT* Iff yuoo vunt tu send a feele-a oor un imege-a, ettech it tu un i-meeel und meeel it tu "HO Zeeme-a". (Mr Onliner)
LOL, Mr. Onliner...I think the holidays were getting to me last week - I feel much better now...
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I feel more like I do now than I did when I got here..... (GLee919381)
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OKay, either I'm stupid or you just don't like me. I need some CLARIFICATION HERE!!!! Where are my other entries? Did you just delete them? I spent a helluva lot of time writing those! I should've gotten tokens! (TerorDream)
If you're referring to this weekend, I have a bad feeling that those entries have disappeared into cyber-nothingness (the higher-ups didn't send me the right batch of entries for the Random Game that were submitted during the weekend...)
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Okay, I'm better now. But I still am in need of tokens. Hey, for 20 tokens, I'll do some school reports for you! Comeo ne, don't lie, someone there must still be in school! I'll do college thesises for 100! Alright, 50. okay, 30........Come on! (TerorDream)
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me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens me need tokens. DO YOU HEAR ME OUT THERE?!?!? I CAN HEAR YOU BREATHING!!!! (TerorDream)
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for 1 token i will tell you the date! (TerorDream)
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e=mc squared (TerorDream)
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Are you guys gonna see Beavis and Butthead do america? (TerorDream)
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i am cornholio! i need tp for my bunghole! Give me all your crapachino! hey, are you threatening me?? (TerorDream)
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I am lost. (TerorDream)
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Very lost. (TerorDream)
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You see, I was on my way to the store, and I wound up in New Jersey. Help me. They are not human here. You must get me out of here. (TerorDream)
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Tiger's are great they are the toast of the town life is always better when a tiger is around (KDon24)
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Tokens.....Ha who needs 'em anyway... (ToddG03)
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Ok so I need them...and really badly... (ToddG03)
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What's the point of a buddy list if none of your buddies can get a working access number. What's the point of a buddy list if it never works? (Tocadisco)
I was asking the same thing myself this whole week Toca...I see a lot of guys with wires and stuff running around with AOL here I assume rushing to upgrade things, but let's just say AOL is to say the least a little overwhelmed right now...
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Guess what. My english class has a teacher. For arguements sake, lets call her Hitler. Well, Hilter is retiring after this year, but she got sick sometime in November. Well, apparently she has moved up her retirement to February first. When she was with us, it seems all she did was try to fail us or yell at us. Now is it just or me or does this all look like our fault?? Well, maybe those noodles, that gun, the drum sticks, and the live lizards had something to do with it. Nah..... (TerorDream)
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Damn they showed this couple who paid $10,001 for a tickle me elmo....I mean how stupid can you get I wouldnt of paid more than $9,999. Man they got ripped off. (ToddG03)
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Hey, like editor comment guy, can I have a shot at writing in the big bold black letters. Could you like send me someone's entry and let me write the comment. I'll be your bestest friend if you let me. (Tocadisco)
Hmmm...well, how about this one here...Write the comment and submit it as an entry, and provided the entries make it through to me okay, I'll post it, just for you Toca...
I'd just LOVE to have one of those Hooker Barbie dolls this Christmas! (Editor Comment Guy)
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I think my feet are tired (Tocadisco)
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Many people agree that guinea pig hair is resonsible for colon cancer. I have studied this hpothesis and find that it is a legitamate conclusion. Anyway, just thought you'd like to know. (Netskurf15)
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For any amount of tokens I will french kiss my dog in the middle of a Church Service (MRPUNKBOY)
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I'm singing in the rain. OH, GOD, WHY AM I STILL SINGING IN THE RAIN????? (RizzoX9)
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Now that Pamela Anderson is gone from BAYWATCH, we'll have to start watching it for its "story". (Coolkid109)
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Aphids, Harold! Aphids, I say! (Mr Onliner)
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I'm bored. (JaneDoe68)
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boredboredboredboredboredboredboredbored..... do you get the picture? (JaneDoe68)
LOL JaneDoe...I think you've made it quite clear...
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Please fix my banjo. I need tokens. (KC4EvrNEvr)
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Hey, for 10 tokens, I'LL lick the back of MOSHALOT's thigh!! (MattTRobot)
And we have 10, 10 tokens...do we hear 15...15...tokens....... (I wonder if MOSHALOT wants someone else to lick his or her thighs though...)
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The out of work Radio Star killed the rich Video Star... (Kaziganthi)
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The Disgruntled Postman Star went berserk and killed all of the Innocent By-stander stars... (Kaziganthi)
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The dog star killed the cat star. The Keanu Reeves star got the dog star fixed... (Kaziganthi)
LOL Kaz...a rhetorical question for you all - is Keanu better as an actor or as a bass player for Dogstar?...
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I hired the same advertising agents that MTV had in the 80's to come up with something that would get me some tokens... "I want my God Damn TOKENS!" (Kaziganthi)
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Wow...looks like there's problems with the bold....it's all trippy and making me have flashbacks of before I had a computer...and only a typewriter, and I was doing a report and I got a C- because I had all the bold print all screwed up and I went home and cried, and then the next day in school, I found out my mom called and all the kids made fun of me and I pulled them all into the back room and held them hostage for an A- on my report, and a candy bar. So they took me to the mental ward in the hospital. And put me on some really cool medication. Okay...I'm done. (CurlyAnnT)
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THERE ONCE WAS A MAN NAMED ED.
HE FOUND HIS DAD ON THE BED DEAD.
YES DEAD THAT WHAT WAS SAID.
HE DIED FROM LEAD AFTER HE WAS WED. TO BAD THOUGH HE IS STILL VERY DEAD
LYIN' ON THE BED. (Los Quints)
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I know that most fireworks companies keep their products in separate warehouses, but just once I'd like to hear about a company that kept all of its stuff in a flimsy little warehouse that would be easy to break into and be very vulnerable to, oh say, a pyromanic... I think you get my drift. I would love to drop a match near that imaginary place... (Kaziganthi)
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Do you guys have the right to put comments in parentheses at the end of an entry? (User820108)
There are quite a few HO's who do (for a primer on this, check out the HO SHOw Me Game winners batches like I did for the first time in awhile and read HO Truman's comments to see what I mean...)
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People tell me I never finish what I (PaulCrash)
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I hate that damn smiley face like ths ; ) that you use on everything; it is a semi-colon and a parenthases. Anyways I thought you were supossed to be hecklers (Nahtefoot)
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For some tokens I'l be horn swaddled and dipped in turd!!! (Zoketar)
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I don't have any tokens :( (Strnmastr1)
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Please, sir, may I have a token?.....but what the h*ll do I do with them once I got them? (Strnmastr1)
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are tokens cyber versions of wooden nickels? (Strnmastr1)
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Cats have long tounges, I do declare, and I don't care who the hell knows!
(Mr Onliner)
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Personally, I think Rudolph is a brown-noser. (Spoonzilla)
LOL Spoon...I have suspicions on how his brown-nose becomes so red, but I'll keep those to myself...
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Beyond and behind and before. What is the way to keep score? BURMA-SHAVE (KiheBard)
Kihe Bard ends/This session here/But another batch of entries/Would seem to be near/THE RANDOM GAME