The Rise of Communism

Very simple concept. Regardless of how long your post was or how many stand out posts you made, the tokens this week are to be equally distributed among everyone...everyone who wins that is. (Look at that. A Czar for 30 seconds and I'm already corrupt.)

With careful calculation, it has been determined that 15 tokens is a sufficient allotment for each winner this week. SGood42, SunDewlady, and ShavedYak1 each get 15 tokens.

Subject: Re: Personality Test
From: SGood42
>>3. When do you normally eat dinner? There is nothing normal about my life, so I'd say whenever I can grab something and shove it down my throat.>> (Puterweeny)

Ever consider going into porn? Just curious....
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Subject: Re: athiests
From: SGood42
>>who do athiests cry out to during orgasm?????????>> (atmufo)

Whatever it reads on the script
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Subject: PMS?
From: SunDewlady
There's this commercial for some medication that relieves PMS. (I forget the name of the product) This woman asks,"do you eat a container of Chunky Monkey at one sitting?" , " Do you have a fit when the person in front of you in the grocery store pays by check?", "Do you lose patience when driving in traffic?". Then you have PMS.

Is this a medical fact? I mean, I've seen MANY men flip the finger in traffic, screaming behind the wheel of the car. I've had a craving the other day for something chocolate, and bought Ben & Jerrys Phish Food Ice cream, and YES, I could have eaten it in one sitting, but I didn't cuz I wanted to save some. And, you better believe I get pissed off when standing on line in the supermarket, dying to get home cuz I gotta go to the bathroom and some FAT BITCH with screamin kids is paying her $20 dollar food bill by check.
DOES THIS MEAN I GOT PMS????????????HUH????????????WELL?????????????

I didnt think so.
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Subject: Re: Crackpot is Back!
From: ShavedYak1
In an attempt to get posts... Should abortion be legal? Post your opinion here!
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Subject: Pectoplasty Iguana Rock
From: ShavedYak1
Pectoplasty, as it turns out, is chest surgery. My mom thought it was something else... Bah.

I don't want this to get too predictable, but The Kat 4u, Kellie04, Tansa, and Kira1119 each receive 15 tokens.
Subject: Re: Grammer Rules
From: The Kat 4u
>>When I first read this I though you were saying, "Grammar rules!" like an expression.>> (Tansa)

>>I think it was 'Grammer Rules', as in "Kelsey Grammer Rules!">>

i thought you were talking about my ole grandmother. she use to chase us around the house with a broom, yelling "GAMMER'S RULE #1: KEEP YOUR F**KING GRIMMY HANDS OFF MY DOYLIES, YOU LITTLE WORTHLESS BASTARDS...." yep, sure do miss ole grammer...
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Subject: Re: big guy
From: Kellie04
>>Oh yeah I forgot the exciting ending to the story. When I ran, he started to chase me, but after about 150 feet he got tired so then he just stood there yelling threats with a few swears mixed in. I may not ever post again, as I may have to make an extended visit to the hospital starting about 5 minutes after that guy finds me at school on Monday.>>

I think you forgot the exciting beginning too.
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Subject: What the heck is it?
From: Tansa
Alright, do you see that little object to the left of "The Random Game" and "The Random Game Returns"? What the heck is it?! At first glance I thought it was a folder. Then I inspected it a little closer. It looks like a little biege box that's tied up with some black thread that has a big red tongue shooting out from one corner.
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Subject: Re: poetry my way
From: Kira1119
>>As I am an honest Puck I shall tell you,
truthfully this is indeed a tag.>>

Shakespeare. When you absolutely, positively, need a witty comeback.

This next part may be difficult to comprehend. Despina41, LndonSleep, and Hacksim each win 15 tokens.
Subject: Re: Super Grover
From: Despina41
When I first saw this post, as a Tribe fan, I immediately thought it would be some biting criticism of manager Mike Hargrove.

Too bad.....

I was looking forward to it.
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Subject: Re: Lack Thereof
From: LndonSleep
>>you see the emotional problems caused by buying a school lunch? I'm crazy, Sun has deep repressed thoughts that need psychiatric healing....>>

no one in my school can eat the food right now because there is an e-coli outbreak and no one can drink out of the fountains because there is a mono outbreak and everyone is getting checked for nits cause there's a lice outbreak and last year there was an encephalitis outbreak and i have the flu it sucks.
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From: LndonSleep
>> _____________________________
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l____________________________l <<

<< Sorry, but that card is for the game across the hall. Be sure to show it at the door.
Rest in peace...>>

tell 'em lndonsleep sent you. unless of course you want them to let you play.
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Subject: Re: Good Band Names
From: Hacksim
>>If I had one, I'd name it either "Forceful Sodomy and the Happy Sunny Love Band" or "The Oedipal Underwear.">>
Nope, these are good band names that you can tell their music.
Tubular Luggage.(Alternative.)
Fen-Phen. (Eurosnotty dance music.)
Severe Tire Damage.(Country music, maybe some rockabilly.)
The Randomers.(I dunno.Coast Guard?)

Ozma22, USAmen, I Porpoise, and BrianJ718 win. . . um. . . uh . . .oh, that's right--15 tokens.
Subject: Music battles
From: Ozma22
My roommate hates my music.

She complains that she really doesn't like "white man music" like the Beatles and Creedence Clearwater Revival. Well okay...

So yesterday I was blasting some Jimi Hendrix and she comes in and yells: "Dammit, I HATE that white man music!" (!!!) And then turns on Hanson.

Anyone need a new roommate?? Please??
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Subject: Interesting Psych Stuff
From: Ozma22
My Psychology teacher was really nuts. Here's some fun stuff we learned:

1. People who smoke really want to have a penis, not a cigarette, in their mouths.
This one is particularly funny because this same teacher was a chain smoker :)

2. Love doesn't really exist. People "mate" because of instincts. Momogamous relationships are contrary to these instincts.

3. If guys sleep around, it's because of their natural instinct to "spread their seed" as far as possible. If girls sleep around, it's because they were somehow deprived of family or social acceptance.
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Subject: Re: John Denver Is Dead
From: USAmen
"Authorities confirm that singer John Denver was killed yesterday when his light plane crashed into Monterey Bay about 100 yards off the California coast. Monterey County Sheriff Norman Hicks says authorities have positively identified Denver's body through fingerprints that were found in Colorado." (Reuters)
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Wow. That must of been one hell of an impact if his fingers landed in Colorado!
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Subject: Re: A Message to Newbies (this means you)
From: I Porpoise
I'm sorry, but the random nature of the universe dictates that even Newbies have to eat cheese sometimes. Are you searching for meaning in that thought, for if you are you need more help than we can give you here. In the future, before you criticize those with two heads, take a moment and think, "There goes my cousin Grace and her glass eye", then you'll understand exactly why we feel so strongly about this.

And who said this has to be random, it could be bone china or even extra pounds that seem to creep into a girl's life like so many unwanted puppies. Drown them all, that's what I say, drown the whole lot of them, Grace and her damn seeing-eye puppies. I feel better now and I hope you agree.
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Subject: Re: Newstyle, Freestyle, Random Jamdom!!!
From: BrianJ718
>>(lndonsleep - fight the pun! annihilate the pun! DEATH TO THE PUN! argh!)>>

I've been pundering on how to best respund to your punchy statements. You can't even begin to puncture the omnipuntence of puns with your puny feelings. I have no quarrel with your precious 'punkin' Chris but I must pundermine your pungent position much like Hannibal did with his Punic adversaries...
I know it may sound as though I'm trying to put the pun back into punitive here, but if truth be told, my post is truly in the spirit of phun. I'm actually not quite so puntifical and punpous as these words make me seem.

I'll let you guess how many tokens Mr Onliner, MrMrsStry, and MitchRK get. . .Wrong. They each get 20 because life's not fair.
Subject: Re: Mr Onliner's Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: Mr Onliner
The doctors say I'm autistic. I tells them that everyone headbangs to Yanni.
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Subject: Re: Mr Onliner's Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: Mr Onliner
I remember back in the day before AOL, the Random Game was a REAL game. None of this nonsensical jabbering, just cookies, juice, and naptime at 2:00. No, wait, that was Kindergarten.
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Subject: Re: Mr Onliner's Cavalcade of Whimsy
From: Mr Onliner
If my modem grew giant fangs and started chasing me, I probably wouldn't post as much.
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From: MrMrsStry
I would like to volunteer my services for the wedding...take your pick...
1. I can be the one who jumps outta the cake at the bachelor party
2. I can be the one who jumps outta the cake at the bachelorette party.
3. I can be the one who gives Chris back his apartment key in front of everyone at the reception while wearing nothing but Saran Wrap.
4. I can sing La Bamba and do the exotic Banana Dance
5. I can videotape the honeymoon, and even offer tips
6. I can videotape the honeymoon, and even join in
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Subject: Loosening up some tied ends
From: MitchRK
I just had a long talk with my shoes and we have decided to start seeing the psychiatrist three times a week instead of two. Actually, my left shoe wasn't very enthusiastic about it, but Rightie straightened her out. Of course, I only go because the couch is sooooooo comfortable, and some of the pills I get to take are fun. Wheeee!!!

And now, the soccer scores:

Bremmer College - 58
Poindexter - 55

Grey Industries Tulips - 6
Hart and Runker Manglers - 163

Tipton Valley Moose Lodge - 49
Prudence Hall Ladies Auxilliary - 91

I'm thinking of becoming a nun. I have talked with some people from the local convent, but for some reason they aren't very encouraging. They say they have a problem with my not being catholic, and also something about me being a guy was a problem as well. I suggested that I would be willing to convert, but as for becoming catholic, that wouldn't be quite as easy.

To the young fashion model who sent me the hotel room key, I made those copies for you and I'll drop them in the mail tomorrow. Since it's only across town it should be there very soon.

For Halloween I am going to be a Snowman, although I might have a bit of difficulty keeping the snow from melting.

Thought for the day: Whenever someone tells you to part your hair on the other side, remember that even the largest bear is sometimes hungry enough to eat tofu. Just wait. You'll get it eventually.

Let me tell you--the fact that Mitch, Dawn, and Mr O's screen names start with "M" and Myrrh and begins with "M" is purely coincidence. I think that's the term I'm looking for--that or "intentional," I'm not quite sure.

Well, that was easy. I could get to like this Communism thing. Nah, never; I hate the color red.