The Egyptian pharaohs were often inbred and deformed. Sometimes five year old boys would marry their sister and become kings.
YEEEHAAAWW!!!!!!
Get out the fishin' boats and Monster Trucks! Hurry up with them there shotguns Billy Ray! (ELYN42)

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Listen, Leonard, Murray or whatever your name is. There is no "feud" between me and Troub. If I may be so bold as to speak for him, we have a healthy respect for each other and admire each other's prolific writings. So, go try and start your wars elsewhere, Spockgirl. (Biochick1)

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Y'know what? (Biochick1)

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I love you all. (Biochick1)

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Except for you there. Yes, you. (Biochick1)

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I think it would be kind of funny to call a few things by the wrong names for the sake of confusing your child. For example, if from day one you decide to call a "potato" "dinosaur" then the child would actually think that was its name. The fun would really begin one day when the child was out at a friend's house and they were having steak and potatoes for dinner and the kid said, "These are delicious dinosaurs, Mrs. Smith." (Biochick1)

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My favorite flavor jelly bean is buttered popcorn. But I feel bad for the black ones, because no one eats them. (Biochick1)

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Oh Random Game, Jack Handey would be proud. (Biochick1)

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I wish they all could be California raisins. (Biochick1)

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Touch my monkey. (Biochick1)

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Y'know, sometimes you got it, and sometimes you don't, but it really doesn't matter with the Random Game. And that's pretty much the beauty of it all. (Biochick1)

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Hey, you out there, faithfully reading the random results to see if your entry is up there. It's not? Shafted again? Gosh, if all this stuff makes it up here week after week, and yours doesn't, you really must be as pathetic as you fear. HA HA HA!! (Biochick1)

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I once met somebody in Jersey, a real old guy, farted everytime he walked into a room. Then one day, poof, he died from Post-Fartem Stress Syndrome. Think about that the next time you go for chile. (Tocadisco)

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Ok, so I'm playing the random game and I can't help thinking that the real joke is on us, the AOLers, or, if you will, the citizens of this fine nation. You must think you are so clever, don't you Mr. HO? After all, you developed a little game to drain everyone's money, you capitalistic bastard. So what happend, HO Theme, if that's really your name, did you attend a Heckler's board meeting one day empty handed. Instead of admitting your shortcomings (and I'm not talking sexual innuendos here, bub) you said to your boss, "Hey, lets give these SOBs a blank page. They will spend hours of AOL time filling, thinking of something cute to say, we don't even have to read it." I'm onto your game, HO boy, I know the rules and how to play. In fact I know your style so well, that you are not even going to post this, because you don't want the public to get wind of your communist program. You know what? I never met somebody who actually won this friggin' game.
Never actually saw this so-called "Biochick", you hear that Biochick, I'm calling your bluff. E-mail me, if your real that is. Attention HO Theme, I'm pulling the plug on your little conspiracy here. In fact, in my next two responses, I will laugh in your face! (Tocadisco)

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HA HA HA HA! Whew, weee! (Tocadisco)

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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Hee, hee, hardy freaking har har. (Tocadisco)

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Call me paranoid, but my real name is Reynaldo. (Tocadisco)

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My cat has only one ear. The other blew up! (RainJet)

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I think it's funny to be the subject of so many postings. (WLW Troub)

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Just for the record, I am not a he/she. I am a seventeen year old young man. Hi. I'm Mike, and I like computers. (WLW Troub)

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Does anyone know why that midget hanged himself in Wizard of Oz? Poor guy. Guess he just wanted to leave this cruel world world where actors of his kind were used as gnomes, gremlins, elves, munchkins, and oompa loompas. What's wrong woth our society? Really gets ya down, huh? (WLW Troub)

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Don't you hate it when people tell jokes you've heard, then you listen and when the punchline comes, you laugh. Since you are a bad actor, they know you have heard it and then they ask you why you let them finish. You are speechless and you have just turned a friend into an enemy. Nice goin. Jerk. (WLW Troub)

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I hate watching women eat frozen bananas. I think you know why. (WLW Troub)

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What is a magic clam? (WLW Troub)

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Pee wee the pancreas secretes special enzymes and fluids to help digestion. Without him, we'd all be screwed. Thanks Pee wee. (WLW Troub)

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Once, I was mugged by a disgruntled midget, he bit my kneecap. (WLW Troub)

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OK, so I lied. But wouldn't it be funny if that had happened. I mean really, think about it. (WLW Troub)

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If I were the Hunchback of Notre Dame, I would wear colorful clothing to distract attention away from my face. (WLW Troub)

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Raise your hand if you can't stand to watch Quazimoto sing. (WLW Troub)

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For the record, I raised my hand. (WLW Troub)

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They should make bowling balls for dogs, I mean, dogs bowl too. (WLW Troub)

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One should never play monkey in the middle with a cat. It's really dangerous. Now a DECLAWED cat..........contact your local animal specialist. (See yellow pages). (WLW Troub)

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If the pages in the yellow pages were any thinner, it would be a bible. (WLW Troub)

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God made dirt and dirt don't hurt. (WLW Troub)

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Am I going to Hell because I don't say grace before eating? I say it to myself, kinda, well in Latin. I think in Latin since I'm a monk and all. We know Latin. (WLW Troub)

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I'd have to disagree. Breathing is like farting out of your mouth without any foul taste or smell. The inhailing part is unlike anything else. Actually, I'm retarded and please disregard this and burn me on a cross. Thank you. (WLW Troub)

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It is a bad idea to touch recently blown out matches. Although they look harmless, they hold a hidden surprise. (WLW Troub)

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You should never kiss a wild animal. It might think you are eating it and destroy you. Then, who would be kissing who? Huh loverboy?? (WLW Troub)

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I've always been afraid of clowns. Maybe it goes back to the time when I went to the circus and a clown killed my father. (WLW Troub)

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Love isn't something you tie up and throw in a river. That's Houdini. Love is when you like someone a lot. (WLW Troub)

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Houdini is just a plain cool name. My first born son will be named Houdini. Houdini Hunter...someone is going to made fun of at school...all the kids without cool names like my son, that's who!! (WLW Troub)

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Whenever someone asks me what love is, I pause and then spin around really quick and pin their arm behind their back. Now who's asking the questions? (WLW Troub)

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Was Ray Combs technically a midgit? Is there such a thing as "legally a midgit"? You know, like legally blind? Is it on their licence? "Do not taunt this little man, he is suseptable to violent mood swings and agressive behavior. If he has a Spanish accent do not mention ISLANDS and never, I repeat never offer to put him in a vecrco suit and throw him against a wall. He hates that." (WLW Troub)

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Once there was a boy who was a legend in the Random Game. He went to bed one day. The whole world knew he would return. (WLW Troub)

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I'm so bored I actually posted something on here at 12 am. (Kheetah)

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You know your life sucks when the neighbors dog is better looking than your current lover. (Kheetah)

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After 2 12 packs of mountain dew, it's really amazing what a perosn will do for just one more. (Kheetah)

the 12 steps of Chocolaholics Anonymous. 12. chocolate mousse. 11. Chocolate chips. 10. chocolate bars. 9. Chocolate cake. 8. chocolate pudding. 7. Chocolate milk. 6. chocolate ice cream 5. Chocolate fudge 4. chocolate cream pie. 3. Chocolate, chocolate chip cookies. 2. Chocolate syrup( ;p ) 1. anything else? (Kheetah)