If the ocean was whiskey and I was a duck... I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up. (Gravesdale)
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blah blah blah (SuM o FWAz)
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I think that the only reall way to control the random game is to have a one entry a day limit, this way the good stuff isn't hidden under piles of obnoxious I-am-pretending-to be-funny junk. Anyway, I loved the random game when it WAS random, but now Its basically a message board for people to be annoying. So please take this to heart when and If you revise the random game. THanks for your time. Love you all. -Shelly. (SMAC48)
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Dang, I saw the show Garfield today and it made me so mad!!! Garfield and Odie went to the grocery store(DANG, how can they go to the store!!!they are animals!!!!) while they were there, they accidentally picked up a baby!!! This show is so unreal!!!!I hate it!!!! The only thing is, it is addicting and I must watch it day in and day out. It controls my mind. Oh yeah, know how his show is called garfield and FRIENDS??? well, his friends suck!!! WHO CARES ABOUT HIS DANG FRIENDS????? (LeonardABC)
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WHEN IS SOMEONE GOING TO WIN THIS DANG GAME??? (LeonardABC)
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duck. (WKarrde)
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I'm sorry everybody :( I'll go cry in the corner now....... I'll be you Queen LtJG RJ2, see, I'm a girl.... Will you be Lord Lintfilter? I'm going to go cry in the corner like I said....
No body loves me :( ... Where's my blankie....
And to part.. Cars definantly can't hop sideways. :::::::crying:::::: I'm sorry. Did I mention that I was crying and that I was sorry? (ArrowsDeja)
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have you seen the bigger piggies in their starched white shirts you will find the bigger piggies stirring up the dirt always have clean shirts to play in (WKarrde)
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I parked handicapped the other day; I parked sideways in my parking space. (Gambler184)
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Vusa dey the feeling you've never been here before. (Cybertrble)
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I know not all that may be coming, but be it what it will, I'll go to it laughing.--Stubb in Moby Dick (Croaker34)
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No one, I REPEAT no one had outlasted me. I am still here like Simba's father in the clouds and I will post multiple entries again. Oh yes, be afraid all of you minor hecklers. I am not dead. I watch from the shadows of the random game and select my prey. Be afraid. Be VERY afraid. (WLW Troub)
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I always thought that "balls" were breasts--up till I was in the eighth grade and I kicked a guy in his groinininin and he said, "Hey!!! Don't kick my balls!!!" And then I realized that he had boobs under his penis. (BoogaChink)
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Yesterday I parked my car in a tow away zone...when I came back, the entire area was missing (Sir Darien)
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There is a pizza place near where I live that only sells slices...you can see a guy in back tossing a triangle in the air (Sir Darien)
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When they asked George Washington for ID, did he just whip out a quarter? (Sir Darien)
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Hee...hee...hee... (Sir Darien)
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...............dammit, now I forgot what the hell I was gonna say. (BoO Ignite)
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It's all so......ick...... (BoO Ignite)
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Does anyone else like to preserve their freshly-picked toe jam in tupperware? (BoO Ignite)
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For the longest time I didn't know what exactly galoshes were. Then one day I decided to ask a good friend of mine from the east coast--Bee--what they were....that's when I heard the best goddam definition for 'em: "Galoshes are condoms for your shoes." (BoO Ignite)
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Cool (Rillithan)
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Gosh, I really do miss Wham...Ah the glorious musical duo which consisted of George Michael and Andrew Ridgely. ::weeps softly:: (BoO Ignite)
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REMINDER: AOL Staff will never ask for your password or billing information. :-) (BoO Ignite)
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Poo. (BoO Ignite)
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Smurf poo is really blue! (BoO Ignite)
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It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life with Mentos fresh and full of life! Nothing gets to you, staying fresh, staying cool with Mentos fresh and full of life! Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness! Fresh goes better with Mentos fresh and full of life!! Mentos...The freshmaker! <--said with an unidentifiable accent (BoO Ignite)
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Why have a separate "Babbling Game"??? For god's sake, the word "Random" MEANS no definite direction, therefore allowing players of this game to say ANYTHING they want!! Hence, a "Babbling Game" would essentially be the SAME thing as the "Random Game." So for all those people complaining about the mindless drivel, GET A FRIGGIN' CLUE and SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!! Ya buncha DULLARDS!! Maybe if you went out and acquired a personality, YOU'D get an entry posted too! =8-O Like, wow, there's a novel idea. And while you're at it, please have that coal removed from your butt. Thanks. (BoO Ignite)
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From the Webster's New Collegiate Dictionary: ran-dom: n. a haphazard course - *at random*: without definite aim, direction, rule, or method. - adj. lacking a definite plan, purpose, or pattern. (BoO Ignite)
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Woo wee! I think I popped a capillary with that one! (BoO Ignite)
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I hate when people say, "....and all that jazz." Egads! It's wretched! (BoO Ignite)
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Piss off, you wanker! (BoO Ignite)
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My life-long dream is--hold on to your long johns, folks--to someday learn to speak with a perfect Irish accent. (BoO Ignite)
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John Denver is my all-time faaave!!! ::swoons:: (BoO Ignite)
My other personality made me do it. (BoO Ignite)
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Everyone, meet Skippy. (BoO Ignite)
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Ya know what I REALLY take pleasure in doing? Freezing all the phlegm I can cough up when I have a bad cold in a Dixie paper cup and making my fave: phlegmsicles. It's tasty! (BoO Ignite)
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Okie dokie artichokie! (BoO Ignite)