The Repaired Pinball Page isn't so repaired. (BoO Ignite)

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Simply put, the three most recent pages have gone "loopy." (BoO Ignite)

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Raphael's angels are smoking and drinking. I do believe the end of the world is imminent. (BoO Ignite)

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Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh! (BoO Ignite)

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:sigh: Figures. Chicago's been editing the random list. And he left off a really grat entry I sent in That included many things. What's wrong with you, Chicago? I thought you loved me! :)~ Fine, be that way. i'll just go to my corner and sulk for a while. Goodbye. :::grumblegrumble:::: (JaguarMel)

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"green- and also 7". Now you know how I feel every minute of every day. (LtJG RJ2)

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I just wanna know one thing: Why the hell are the same group of entries from me reprinted over and over and over in 4different files? (HECKLER X)

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Two birds are sittin on a bar of soap. One says, "Hey, slide me over a bubble."
The other one says, "Hey! What do I look like, a TYPEWRITER?!?!?!" (Mr Onliner)

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If a woman pays you to have sex with them, are you a gigalo, or is the woman a slut? (Mr Onliner)

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If Hitler's first name was Herbie, the Dutch would have been in a hell of alot of trouble! (Mr Onliner)

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If I were a Cougar, I would probably eat people. (WLW Troub)

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I usually try to steer clear of extranneous carnivorous acts. (WLW Troub)

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When aliens land, I bet FOX will cancel the X-Files.
(Mr Onliner)

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Let's see...we can buy a twenty dollar Magic Eye 3-D poster of a baseball player, or we can buy five dollar tickets and go watch a real baseball player. Hmmm...
(Mr Onliner)

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You know what? When we start playing basketball one the moon, the Guiness Book of World Records is going to have to put a whole different section for Moon Basketball. It's gonna suck. (Mr Onliner)

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I don't own a Hecklers T-Shirt. But if I did, I'd wear it. Well...no I wouldn't. (Mr Onliner)

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I heard bands playing "the Macarena" at college football games this weekend. Maybe the crowds will get really involved and "the Macarena" will replace the "Tomahawk Chop" or "the Wave." (Croaker34)

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Bad Pick-Up Line #005
Well, my cruise ship's in the shop. But tell ya what... come upstairs and I'll show you my dinghy. (HECKLER X)

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And now a quote from some guy named Jack:
"The other day I was in the hospital and the nurse comes in and asks me have i urinated yet. Well, bein a manly man I said 'No.' So she said 'I'll go get you a catheter.' So she comes back with this tube and grabs hold of lil Jack and starts shovin the tube in.... and in and in and in... Thw whole time I'm layin there actin like this happens every day. 'Yeah! DEEPER! DEEPER!' Anyways, after it's in she tells me it has to be inflated. To say the least she didn't do it the way I was hopin. I guess that would require the Head Nurse." (HECKLER X)

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Hi I'm Jack. Nice to meet ya. (HECKLER X)