What the hell...?
(Shortsigh)

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I have recently found out from one of my teachers that my textbook for his class has spine damage!!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, NO! (Shortsigh)

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I have found that if you don't try very hard to be polite then the world becomes a very amusing place. (Shortsigh)

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"Supersadomasochisticexpealidocious" is the name of an album by the group "Elvis Hitler." I've never listened to any of their music, I just find their group and album name rather memorable. (Croaker34)

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They come and go, come and go. Who are they? They are the hilarious ones of the Random Game. Seldom seen, and always heard. Wasting away many days, just to win the eensy, teensy lil' hour. (Kheetah)

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Ieeeeeeiiiiii...wanna rock and roll all niiiiiiiiiight...but my colon's clogged!
(Mr Onliner)

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If someone...now I'm not saying ME, this is just hypothetical...but if someone drank...not ME, someone ELSE...like...uh...a guy I know...if he drank 3 bottles of Liquid Plumber, what should I...uh...he do? I mean, I'm not asking for me...but...uh...for this guy I know or something...I wouldn't do anything like that...
(Mr Onliner)

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I feel sorry for ants that live near nuclear power plants.
(Mr Onliner)

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One time I was writing "success", and I purposely wrote "suckcess"! Te he he! (Mr Onliner)

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I can't wait until "Hollywood Ferrets" comes out on paperback. (Mr Onliner)

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I'm teaching shaving lessons to cockroaches. (Mr Onliner)

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If cats could fly, cars would be covered with hairballs.
(Mr Onliner)

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I told you already, Kevorkian, I'm not interested!
(Mr Onliner)

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got rancid cheese? (Mr Onliner)

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Hey y'all, it's me Biochick. I'm hanging out at my friend, Steve's house, and he asked how this game worked. I explained you just write whatever you want and he said he had an entry and since I am since a magnificant typist (albeit an atrocious speller) I should type it. So hear goes...Steve?

"Depraved and dancing frequent lover
Amazing me with movement
obscured by cigarette death
And the stench of beer
Rips through me
Like an AC/DC song.
Ravaged and tortured by the sensuality
It's decadent posture
Slithering, taunting
Wanting to do it all the time."
-Steve (AW GEE 1)

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Did anyone see Ellen DeGeneris on the Emmy's? When they announced her for "Best Actress in A Comedy Series" she was completely asleep. I was amazed it wasn't in the news the next day. Do you think she could be a narcoleptic? (AW GEE 1)

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An ode to the Kheetah

She likes to lurk and eat chocalate too
She's here
Beware,
cause she knows what to do. (AW GEE 1)

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How I love Larry the Liver, PeeWee the Pancreas, Kenny the Kidney and George the Gallbladder. But hey, WLW, what's up with the sole male cast? What about Betty the Brain? Cornelia the Cerebral Cortex? Issabelle of the Islets (or Langerhorn, ruled by the lovely Linda). Hey, Mikey just a suggestion. (AW GEE 1)

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Just what is the deal with those two Macarena guys. I'm serious y'all, I find them very disturbing.

I do, however, like Rob Scheneider. (AW GEE 1)

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"Don't kiss your honey
When your nose is runny
You might think it's funny
But it's snot."
-- type of poem SewerDude would find amusing (AW GEE 1)

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I really miss this place. (AW GEE 1)

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No one has outlasted you WLW? Remember me, cutie? I think I've been here long before you, and I shall be here long after you. For I am like the tides. (Except I don't usually smell fishy.) (AW GEE 1)

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I'm a stony crusty dude...hey, did you know that?? (MW934902)

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Okay, so one day there was a great big monster, and it turned out to be... Rush Limbaugh (MW934902)

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Don't you want to twist Rush Limbaugh's fat little head off?? (MW934902)

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PrettiOne, I sing that song constantly. How can you not (I hear ya now.)? Somewhere, sometime we will be walking down the street singing that and the other will chime in. I'll look at you. "PrettiOne?" "BioChick?" Then we'll laugh and go tell stories about Izzo, and Chrisb, and Tocadisco (he and I still mantain a correspondence. It's a nice e-mail friendship, and I really like him [not in a likehimlikehim way]. Anyway, being as we both live in the city I have suggested we meet. Well, Toca [who if you recall claimed his love for me often] refuses to meet me. What's up with that?!). Anyway, I also wrote a whole response to your "Smile if you're not wearing panties" story, but unfortunately, HO Chicago got distracted and it disappeared. Anyway, you, me, Leonard, Arrows, ShortSigh, and the rest of the girls (and Kheetah, the eldest, if she deigns to come) have have a cup of coffee (or a shot of tequilla). (AW GEE 1)

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People who kill are bad. Either that or drunk. Is drunkeness bad? Hmmmm....... (WLW Troub)

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If you put a steak in a blended for like 20 minutes, it would come out a liquid. Would that "steak shake" be as good as the real thing? Would you add A-1 to your steak-shake? (WLW Troub)

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I don't understand why paper cuts hurt so much. (WLW Troub)

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Rememebr when I told you all that I pierced my ear? It was on July 9, 1996. Well, now it is infected and chunks are coming out of it. Is this normal? Kevorkian is on the other line.... (WLW Troub)

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Seriously, though y'all, we should really get together. We can send some of this stuff in to Jenny or Ricki or Rolando and they'll pay for us to come and meet. Wouldn't that be fun? Now you boys have to promise to keep the pornos down and not put itching powder in our sheets. Whaddya think? Write me at my new address. (Ask someone who knows) and I'll really organize it [hey, I wasn't the Captain of my softball team, 'The Mulvas', for my pitching prowess]. It sounds like a real gas. (AW GEE 1)

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Besides the legendary Biochick, did anyone else like my parts of the body as humans series? If so, please tell me, I have a lot of ideas :) . (WLW Troub)

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Hey there, I am the only one of the big three left. WOW!! Well, magic clams, I have college level classes and I 'm still funny. HA! HA! I say! (WLW Troub)

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Las Vegas is a wonderful city and I wish that I was a showgirl there. But I would not want to be naked. Thay is wrong. Bad. (WLW Troub)

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I like ever letter of the alphabet as much as the other. if I showed favorotism, that wouldn't be very fair now would it be? (WLW Troub)

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Yom Kippur is coming. YEAH!!! What is Yom Kippur? (WLW Troub)

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I'm underrated, oh yes I am :P (Izzo0)

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Ya know, when I'm feeling low, I like to look at the folder named after my entry and I say to myself, "Christopher, Christopher, Christopher, it was randomly chosen," and I end up getting really depressed. (Izzo0)

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Know something lamer than Moon Basketball? Lunar juggling... (Izzo0)

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My friend has this Weird Al tape and here is a song off of it. It is called "The Night Santa Went Crazy". It is sung to the tune of a country song, but I can't remember the name. Here goes:

Down in the workshop
All the Elves were making toys
For the good Gentile girls
And the good Gentile boys
When the boss busted in
Nearly scared em half to death
With a rifle in his hands
And cheap whiskey on his breath
From his beard to his boots
He was covered in ammo
Like a big fat drunken disgruntled
Yuletide Rambo
When he opened his mouth and said
With a twinkle in his eye,
"Merry Christmas to all,
Now you're all gonna die!"

Chorus:

The night Santa went crazy
The night St. Nick went insane
Realized he was getting a raw deal
Somethin' must have snapped in his brain.

Well the workshop is gone now
He decided to bomb it
Everywhere you'll find pieces
Of Cupid and Comet
He tied up his helpers
And he held the elves hostage
And he ground up poor Rudolph into
Reindeer Sausage!
He got Dancer and Prancer
With an old German Luger
And he slashed up Dancer
Just like Freddy Krueger
And he got a flamethrower
And he barbacued Blitzen
Took a big bite and said,
"Tastes just like chicken!"

The night Santa went crazy
The night Kris Kringle went nuts
Now you can't hardly go to the north pole
Without stepping in reindeer guts.

And so forth. (Izzo0)

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I have all of my friends address me as "Pimp Daddy Izzo". (Izzo0)

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That is all I have to say, for now...Mwa ha ha! (Izzo0)

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People are always asking me to watch them put on their make-up. I don't understand it. Nevertheless, I agree to watch, and it's absolutely fascinating (BoO Ignite)

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Are we not allowed to censor our own informational intake? (BoO Ignite)

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Ants smell weird. (BoO Ignite)

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I want to hear someone yodel. (BoO Ignite)

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L'Shana Tovah to one and all (AvivaErnst)