Play the random game, huh? Well, why should I? It strikes me as being relatively stupid. What, am I supposed to write about something random? That's really cool. Couldn't you supposedly funny people think of something to fill this space other than "The Random Game"? What a waste of time and money? I mean, to people actually write anything in this space? What kind of idiot is going to write anything here? It just doesn't make sense, and I guess I'm just disappointed. Cancel my subscription. (Beerguy237)
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poppycock. (ELYN42)
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Dancing is a lot like standing still......except faster. (MagicClams)
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I'll bet if a person had inhaled enough helium, he could levitate himself. (JaguarMel)
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I wonder why they made the devil levitate in The Exorcist (or however you spell it.) I really don't think that's scary, it just makes me think maybe I'm hallucinating again. (JaguarMel)
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Hey, remember in "the Exorcist" how the girl's head spinned around? Wouldn't it just eventually just kinda unscrew itself and fall off? (JaguarMel)
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My mom always said if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd forget it. It's a good thing the devil isn't in me. (JaguarMel)
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If the devil has horns, does God have antlers? (JaguarMel)
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I'll bet the angels halos are really just some type of homing device on Martha Stuart so that they can keep track of whatever she's doing at all times and copy it. (JaguarMel)
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I wonder if Martha Stuart always was like that or if all the girls hated her in school. I would. Come on, admit it, you would to. (JaguarMel)
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I am starting to notice some slight tensions between some of my fellow regulars on the random game. for example, the "feud"between biochick and WLW troub. I have noticed others, I just can't think of them right now. what is the matter with all of you? can I remind you that this is just a game and only a game. please, for the welfare of all the rest of us gentle, friendly posters...please get along. thank you for your time. good evening and have a nice day. (LeonardABC)
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Everyone I ever talk to in one of these dang chat rooms always thinks I'm a guy because of my name...Leonard ABC. Just to let everyone know, I am not a boy, I am a girl. leonard is the name of my stuffed california raisin. at the moment Leonard is in my room, with the rest of my stuffed animals. Leonard is the king of them all though. so, just to stick to my point...I am a girl, my name is murray, nice to meet you all. (LeonardABC)
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I'm sorry, my name isn't murray, I realize that murray is a men's name. My name isn't murray. (LeonardABC)
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Gosh, I wish I could come up with as many responses as some people like wlw troub does but I am just not witty enough. Sally Jessy is on now so I have to go. (LeonardABC)
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Colombia and Brazil have formed an organization of coffee-exporting nations called "OPERK." (TDodge8353)
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Opportunity knocks at everyone's door, but, for most, it is only to ask directions. (TDodge8353)
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Hey, it's no skin off the teeth of my brow.... (MagicClams)
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I live a life that most people only dream about; I'll be talking to a group of people at a party, then I'll realize that I'm not wearing any pants... (MagicClams)
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Short thoughts are the sign of incomplete thought proc (MagicClams)
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Orgasm is a lot like winning the big game, except when you're finished, all of the CHEERLEADERS lift you on their shoulders, instead of the football players. (MagicClams)
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Cheerleaders invented flirting....they raised it to an art form. They made it so that they can lift their skirts up in your face, yet everyone thinks they're doing something completely innocuous, and if you think otherwise, YOU are the sexual deviant! (MagicClams)
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I'm all smoke and bits. (MagicClams)
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Breathing is like sex, except with air instead of a penis. (MagicClams)
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Sex is like breathing with a gas mask, but only if you use the female condom. (MagicClams)
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Jokes are like 18 yodelling Dutchmen in bunny suits. (MagicClams)
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Germans would like sex a lot more if they didn't expect to keep the parts they invade.... (MagicClams)